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Jim Jackson:  "Good evening and welcome ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages.  Tonight we have a great great show for you all.  Wait!  Don't I say that every show?  But I only speak the truth.  For tonight we not only have a title match for the LLP World Title, we shall also crown the first LLP Lightweight Champion!  Now joining me tonight at ringside is Mick Mooney, Mick?"

Mick Mooney:  "Aloha dude and dudettes, as Jimbo said, we have an awesome awesome show for you all this evening, so as I say, why delay awesomeness right?"

A resounding roar of "YES!" is heard from the crowd.

Mick Mooney:  "You heard them Jimbo."

Jim Jackson:  "That I did Mick, so without further ado...  LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

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The darkness slowly fades, a silhouette slowly forms...  The light then reflects upon the taped spectacles as Bob Bobbie steps into the light.

Bob Bobbie:  "Tonight I am alone.  Tonight I thread a path where I must put friendship aside in lieu of the gold, the LLP Lightweight Championship.  Nine capable wrestlers shall be in the ring with me tonight and nine wrestlers shall also be eliminated...  But it is I who shall be left standing inside.  For too long I have been looked down upon, for too long I have been laughed at and pushed around, for too long Bob Bobbie has been a joke..."

Bob Bobbie slowly removes his glasses and stares into the camera with much resolve.

Bob Bobbie:  "Tonight is a metamorphosis.  Tonight is a beginning.  Tonight I shall claim the LLP Lightweight title and with it I shall say NAY to the naysayers, NAY to the disbelievers, NAY to the bullies and NAY to all the nine wrestlers I shall be facing tonight."

As Bob Bobbie begins to step back into the shadows, he pauses to add a few more words.

Bob Bobbie:  "Christy, if you see this, I know you'll understand my stance in this matter as I also expect you to hold no quarter in that battle royal tonight.  Our friendship shall still stand after tonight's match as we continue towards our goal of tag team gold, but tonight it is not about teams...  Good luck dear friend."

With that Bob Bobbie steps back into the shadows as the scene fades.

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The camera feed cuts into the grounds keepers shack. The lights are out with the only light being the moon shining through the window. Dylan sits in front of the window looking up at the moon. The Camera aimed toward his back. Without even turning to face the camera he begins to speak.

"Darkside" Dylan Thompson: "The hands of fate are a true marvel. I've barely been here a month and find my self thrown into a match with 9 others for a the lightweight title. Other people in my position would be excited about this opportunity but I can't even bring myself to smile about it. I see every single person making promises to you fans that they will win this match and this belt. A trinket on the way to glory. I'm not going to make this promise."

Dylan turns around and faces the camera his face almost fades into the darkness.

"Darkside" Dylan Thompson: "I could win this match I could lose this match. Hell I could not even show up. I'm not really into this match. The fact that it seems so contrived "10 people enter 1 wins" This glory that they are chasing I don't understand. Does this belt make you a better wrestler?  Does it help you sleep at night? especially knowing that the greed of society will cause your friends to back stab you at any moment just to get this belt. See I'm not here to win gold or to be a celebrity. I'm here partly to help my friend Crusade but I'm here full as the pawn of fate. The people who take stabs to further there own ambitions. My goddess wills me to defeat all that twist the strands of fate and save the fools who are misguided into chasing "Destiny" You all will be saved even if you don't realize it. Just remember Pain and sorrow are temporary but no one ever escapes the fate laid down before them."

Dylan turns toward the window again as the camera fades.

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A taxi cab rolls into the parking area of the LLP trailer compound.  As the dust settles, out step Christy Chase, one-half of the tag team The Rookies.  As she slings her gym bag over her shoulder and pays the driver, Penelope Garcia runs over with a camera crew.

Penelope Garcia:  "Ms. Chase!  A moment of your time please?"

The busty interviewer inquired wherein Christy Chase gives a brief nod.

Penelope Garcia:  "Earlier tonight, we heard some strong words from your tag team partner Bob Bobbie.  He mentioned that tonight, friendship shall be put aside in lieu for the the LLP Lightweight Championship.  Do you have anything to say to that?"

Christy Chase replies with a bemused expression on her face.

Christy Chase:  "Perfectly understandable Penny, can I call you Penny?"

Penelope Garcia nods and Christy Chase continues.

Christy Chase:  "Tonight's match is not a tag team match plus it is also a title match.  If we end up depending on each other as we would in a tag team match, what could give us strength could also be our downfall.  No, tonight is every wrestler for him or herself...  That is the nature of a battle royal...  All gloves will be off for this match."

Penelope Garcia follows up with a second question.

Penelope Garcia:  "I see, so do you have any strategy for tonight then?"

Christy Chase:  "I have an ace up my sleeve, yes.  But it would be unwise for me to spill it out now right?  Just watch me in action and judge for yourself.  I'm sorry to cut this short but I still need to prepare for tonight, can we wrap this up Penny?"

The voluptuous interviewer nods and asks her final question.

Penelope Garcia:  "Any final words for your fans and your partner?"

The young wrestler thinks for a moment and replies.

Christy Chase:  "To my fans, I shall do my best and give you all what you came here to see...  Christy Chase kicking butt.  To my partner Bob Bobbie...  Sorry dear, I may have to keep you from winning that belt tonight for it'll look prettier on my waist."

With that Christy Chase gives a wink and blows a kiss towards the camera and heads to her trailer as Penelope Garcia looks on.

As Penelope Garcia is tidies up to return backstage, she gets shoved aside as the Amazonian monster from Ukraine, Vera walks pass.  Vera stops and looks at the fallen interviewer.

Vera:  "Zat iz vhat you get for standing like a idiot on ze middle of ze path.  You be I am in a good mood else you shall end up like my opponent tonight...  Vhat iz hiz name again?  Ah yes!  Taufik.  I shall crush zat joke of a wrestler."

Vera trudges on as Penelope Garcia picks herself up, a look of anger etched on her face as the scene fades to black.

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Taufik VS Vera

Jim Jackson:  "Welcome to the first match of the evening, tonight we have Taufik taking on Vera who has proven herself a match for any man."

Mick Mooney:  "Dude, who's to say she's not really a he?  Maybe she's one of those she-males..."

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall, introducing first, standing in at 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighing in at 236 pounds, hailing from Singapore but now residing in Tampa, Florida...  TAUFIK!"

Taufik makes his way to the ring to little fanfare.

Jasmine Lee:  "Introducing next, his opponent for the evening, standing in at 6 feet 7 inches tall and weighing in at  224 pounds, hailing from Kiev, Ukraine...  VERA!"

Mozart's "Requiem" starts playing on the loud speakers as the lights slowly grow dim until total darkness envelopes the big top. A sole spotlight focuses where the curtain parts as the figure of a very tall and large framed woman steps out from the darkness. A look of bloodlust is etched on her face as she makes her way into the ring much to the awe and fear of the audience in attendance.

Jasmine Lee:  "The referee for this match is Jack B. Nimble.  LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson:  "And there's the bell!  Right off the bat Taufik charges in at Vera holding no quarters...  He throws a big right but it gets blocked by Vera!  Vera goes on the offensive!"

Mick Mooney:  "Dude!  Tau gets smacked around like a bitch...   Well at least he's not screaming like one."

Jim Jackson:  "Big kick to the gut sends Taufik bending over...  Vera picks Tau up and slams him down hard!  Vera goes for the cover..."

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two..."

Mick Mooney:  "Ooh!  Looks like the bitch still have some fight left in him."

Jim Jackson:  "Vera grabs Taufik from behind...  Tau reverses a waistlock but Vera slips free.  Vera walks into a spinning heel kick.  Tau begins to strike back with vicious punches sending the giantess back...  Big haymaker from Tau...  Tau floors Vera."

Mick Mooney:  "Haha!  The bitch bites back!"

Jim Jackson:  "Taufik goes up to the second turnbuckle...  He leaps...  Vera rolls away and Tau hits nothing but canvas.  Tau rolls back to his feet.  Irish whip by Vera sends Tau to the ropes...  Shoulder block knocks Tau down.  Vera grabs Tau from behind...  Tau reverses the waistlock...  Wait!  reversed again by Vera!  Back suplex!"

Mick Mooney:  "And the bitch gets his fangs broken!  Dude, Tau is getting owned by a woMAN!"

Jim Jackson:  "Taufik groggily gets back to his feet...  Spear by Vera!  Tau uses the ropes to get up...  I think his ribs may have gotten hit real bad with that spear...  Vera Irish whips her opponent to the ropes where in she then runs perpendicularly and bouncing back from the adjacent ropes. Just as her opponent bounces back and runs to the middle of the ring, Vera goes low and spears the opponent from the side taking her opponent down executing a devastating Cross Javelin!  Vera for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two!  Three!"

Mick Mooney:  "And the bitch gets put out!"

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match via pinfall...  VERA!"

Jim Jackson:  "Again Vera proves that she is a force to be reckoned with here in LLP.  Wait!   Vera gives a murderous look toward Taufik  who is just getting back up on his feet...  She attacks! Tau gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Vera leaves the ring having left Tau down and out."

Mick Mooney:  "Whoa!  Vera really left her brand on Tau...  She practically owned him."

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The Lights dim as you hear Fortune's voice yell "Where are all the beautiful ladies tonight" as "DANCE" By Justice plays Fortune comes out holding a bouquet of roses and as he walks towards the ring begins handing them out to women in the audience. He enters the ring climbs to the second turnbuckle and blows kisses to women in the audience. Fortune picks up a microphone and heads to the center of the ring.

Johnny Fortune: "Well Ladies and Gentlemen we have witnessed Johnny Fortune's first win in LLP and I'd be lying to all of you if I told you I wasn't still riding that high. But tonight I'm thrown into a ring with 5 other men and unlike most situation involving 5 other men I'm confident that I'll end up on top screaming to the heavens with my hands in the air. And just in case you have been sticking your fingers in your ears repeating the phrase "la la la I'm not listening" there is a 10 Person battle royal for the LLP Lightweight championship. If you made it past Kindergarten you may realize that there are 5 other men in this match in a 10 Person battle royal, this means that there are 4 women in this match in case you hadn't figured it out yet. Now ladies I know what you're thinking."

Fortune begins to speak in a higher pitch tone as to sound like a woman and starts standing in a way to reflect that he's trying to impersonate a woman

Johnny Fortune: "Johnny what will happen to these women? You won't hurt them will you?"

Fortune returns to his normal voice and stance

Johnny Fortune: "Well anonymous woman who happens to be concerned I assure you that I cannot guarantee the safety of any person man or woman who steps into that ring with me. I love women but if these women seek to be equals in the ring then I will treat them as equals and if you don't like that you have one of two options, number 1 is accept the fact that if a woman hops into the ring with me she knows the risks and accepts them or option 2 jump off of a bridge and land your eye on a sharp rock. Now in closing It's time for me to kick ass take names as well make love to women and acquire currency."

Fortune begins to leave when he turns around and walks back towards the center of the ring.

Johnny Fortune: "Of course you didn't think I had forgotten about the men in this match now did you? Now let's talk about Chasm, a man who spends too much time trying to become the wolf man and has been in this business for 15 years. Now there is nothing wrong with being experienced in the ring but chasm my friend it's time for you to hang up your boots you've had 15 years and what you're settling for a lightweight title shot? I don't care if what I'm saying sounds disrespectful I'm trying to say that Chasm is a greatly decorated competitor in LLP and yet for some reason he hasn't been constantly after the LLP title he's been wasting his time on a man who isn't even worth the time of any man Crusade! Speaking of Crusade he claims to be the head of a church now correct me if I'm wrong but I do believe if you are going to preach you should at least preach to people who will actually listen to you and your insane cult ideals! Now you come out here every damn show spewing off "the church this the church that oh look here's my buddy Darkside Dylan Thompson he's the newest member of my church of 1" and for those of you who don't pay attention Dumbass Dylan Thompson beat me in our debut match so I have bit of a bone to pick with him and he can even bring his friend Crusade because if I have to I'll end both of their careers here and now!"

Fortune takes 10 seconds to collect himself and take a few breaths

Johnny Fortune: "Sorry about that, sometimes I lose my cool when I'm serious about something. In short there will be no mercy tonight Johnny Fortune is firing on all cylinders. For the ladies in the ring with me tonight after I win the gold I'll take you out for a nice dinner but concerning the men I'm in the ring with tonight you can lick my boots. I hope that belt is polished up really nice for me because I like things I own to look nice and shiny."

Fortune smiles as he drops the Microphone and leaves the tent immediately.

After Fortune has left the tent Crimson from the streetfighter alpha 3 OST blares on the P.A as the light darkens and fog appears suddenly the lights shine upon the DDTKID wearing a black jacket and red bandana, He walks looking towards the crowd defiantly he enters the ring and picks up the dropped mic.

"Darkside" Dylan Thompson: "Are you serious, Mister High and Mighty. I see it's all a lie as easily as I see through you. That had to be one of the most sexist things I've ever heard and what was that nickname you call me. Dumbass Dylan Thompson? What did you finally graduate the third grade. Man I was just sitting in the back reflecting when I heard this. You not only called me out and the entire church out you ran away after doing so. Were you afraid of the dark or just a coward in general. Now you can come back out here and we can settle this face to face or does your vagina match the pink of your hair. I'll be right here."

Dylan leans on the the turnbuckle awaiting a response

Fortune erupts back into the tent and down into the ring grabs a mic and stands in a corner opposite of Dylan

Johnny Fortune: "Now Thompson I'm not here to start a big brawl but please explain to me what part of what I said was sexist? The part where I offered to treat women as equals in the ring? Or was it the part where I offered to take the women out for a nice dinner? Don't make accusations that have no support behind them! You say you see through me? What exactly do you see? Because as far as I'm concerned I'm being completely genuine in my words."

Fortune begins to walk towards Dylan.

Johnny Fortune: "And I was not running away because there is no way in Hell that I would ever be scared of someone who can't debut without latching on to an already established competitor!"

Fortune stares at Dylan with fire in his eyes.

DDTKID looks at Fortune a big grin spreading across his face as he begins to talk in the microphone.

"Darkside" Dylan Thompson: "And you call me the dumbass. Do you know what a Tag team is sir? How about "what part of my words are sexist" How about your impersonation portraying women as weak and helpless or how about and quote you in a simpler form for everyone to understand "Fuck Women get money". Are you kidding me or how about you be "unrivaled in this company" strong words for someone who hasn't won a match. It's simply amazing, your stupidity that is. Man I don't even feel like myself. I think your idiocy is contagious. I feel sorry for these people. What a cruel fate for these people having to listen to you."

Dylan just looks at Fortune with the grin containing him self from laughing as he waits for Fortune's reply.

Fortune brings the microphone to his mouth as he looks at DDTKID.

Johnny Fortune: "There you go again making false accusations.  First of all I have won a match but you probably too busy murdering puppies and trying to find the latest words of Charles Manson to notice. That's perfectly fine with me but as I said I plan to make love to women and treat them like the human beings that they are I don't just have sex with women I am not that 7 foot pig Yuki. And I never claimed to be unrivaled in this company I just claimed that I'll be able to kick your ass tonight and rise above with that belt in my hand."

Fortune stares at DDTKID then laughs and shakes his head.

Johnny Fortune: "Now as fun as it's been I don't see the point in continuing this conversation I'll see you in the ring later tonight."

Fortune leaves the tent with hands in his pockets as "DANCE" by Justice plays.

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The camera opens to the back to show Penelope Garcia standing in the backstage area preparing to conduct an interview.

Penelope Garcia: "My guest at this time, Shadow Callahan."

Shadow Callahan walks into the view of the camera and stands nearly completely still.

Penelope Garcia: "Shadow, Last week we saw your first appearance in a LLP ring and you made an impact by siding with Crusade and DDTkid, also known as the Church. You attacked Bob Bobbie along with the church. Can you explain your actions?"

Shadow Just looks at Penelope without saying a word.

Penelope Garcia: "What is your relationship with the church?"

Penelope moves the microphone closer to Callahan who still doesn't say a word but looks menacingly at Penelope.

Penelope Garcia: "Tonight you are facing Yuki Monotomo in your debut match. How do you intend to beat him?"

Shadow grins and walks away

Penelope Garcia: "But you didn't answer a single question."

Shadow returns and growls at the interviewer and walks away again. As Penelope stands a bit intimidated, the camera fades to black.

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Shadow Callahan VS Yuki Monotomo

Jim Jackson:  "The following match is a spillover from two weeks ago...  Yuki Monotomo made an appearance in a tag team match last week and gets jumped by The Church.  Tonight, he takes on Shadow Callahan one of the men who jumped him."

Mick Mooney:  "Ooh, I smell a storm brewing, and not a weak one too...  When these two forces clash, expect the beaches to be closed."

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall.  Introducing first, standing in at 6 feet 8 inches tall and weighing in at 285 pounds, hailing from Kitee, Finland, he's The Suicide Messiah...  SHADOW CALLAHAN!"

"Suicide Messiah" by Black Label Society begins to blast through the arena. Two beautiful women (one in black, the other in white) walk out and stand on the entrance ramp. They move to the edge of the entrance ramp as Shadow Callahan makes his way out wearing sunglasses and a leather trench coat. Shadow does not raise his head and stands just in front of the two women. He stretches his arm open handedly in the gesture of a crucifix before lowering his arms. He removes his trench coat and hands it to the woman in black, then removes his sunglasses and hands them to the woman in white. The two women proceed to the backstage area as Shadow continues his way to the ring. He rolls into the ring, lowers his head and stretches his arms to resemble a cross. He then goes and stands at a neutral corner.

Jasmine Lee:  "And his opponent for the evening, standing in at 6 feet 11 inches tall and weighing in at 250 pounds, hailing from Tokyo, Japan...  YUKI MONOTOMO!"

"Shinigami" by Machinae Supremacy echoes throughout the arena. Fog rolls down the ramp as ice blue lasers fly to the beat of the music. Yuki Monotomo walks slowly toward the ring, taking time to flirt with a few female fans. After entering the ring, he blows a few kisses at some female fans from each ring corner.

Jasmine Lee:  "The referee for this match is Jack B. Quick.  LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson:  "And both wrestlers jump the bell!  The go at each other at full speed!  Lefts and rights are being thrown without any caution whatsoever!  The bell is rung but we are already knee deep in action.  Big knee lift by Yuki Monotomo sends Shadow Callahan to the canvas.  Monotomo goes to the turnbuckles...  Flying elbow by Monotomo connects!  Monotomo again goes high risk...  Flying corkscrew splash!  Monotomo goes for the cover!"

Jack B. Quick:  "One!  Two!"

Mick Mooney:  "Callahan kicks out at two...   Awesome, it would be a shame if this match ended early."

Jim Jackson:  "Irish whip by Yuki Monotomo sends Shadow Callahan to the ropes...  Callahan ducks a clothesline attempt and counters with a big right hand.  Sidewalk slam by Callahan!  He's not done...  Callahan with a double axe handle from the second turnbuckle connects.  He lifts  Monotomo up...  Side suplex makes Monotomo eat canvas!  This time it's Callahan who goes for the cover."

Jack B. Quick:  "One!  Two!"

Mick Mooney:  "And our masked Japanese ladies man kicks out at two.  Monotomo quickly rolls away distancing himself.  Looks like both wrestlers still have plenty of gas in their tank."

Jim Jackson:  "Both wrestlers engage and get into a grappling match...  Shadow Callahan gets the upper hand this time and drills Yuki Monotomo with a press slam into a Michinoku Driver."

Mick Mooney:  "An awesome move by Callahan...  He again goes for the cover but Monotomo kicks out before the first count is thrown in..."

Jim Jackson:  "Big discus clothesline on Yuki Monotomo by Shadow Callahan.  Headlock by Callahan but Monotomo powers out of it and hits a high kick sending Callahan reeling.  Sleeper hold by Monotomo but Callahan slips free and throws a big right.  Monotomo dodges and hits a dropkick sending Callahan to the ropes.  Back body drop sends Callahan to the mat!   Flying elbow off the top rope by Monotomo connects.  He goes for the cover."

Jack B. Quick:  "One!  Two!"

Mick Mooney:  "Looks like Callahan still has a bit of fight left in him...  Things won't end as easily as Monotomo planned, which of course makes this match more AWESOME!"

Jim Jackson:  "Ooh!  A kick to the midsection stops Shadow Callahan in his tracks...  Arm drag by Yuki Monotomo sends Callahan to the mat.  Back kick by Monotomo connects...  It's a set up for a spinning wheel kick...  Blocked by Callahan who counters with a spinning back elbow!"

Mick Mooney:  "That loosened a few teeth...  Monotomo clutches his jaw as he recovers...  I can see a huge wave coming..."

Jim Jackson:  "Yuki Monotomo charges in...  Shadow Callahan sends him reeling with a big boot.  Callahan with a good uppercut stuns Monotomo.  Seated powerbomb on Monotomo...   Callahan goes for a legdrop but Monotomo rolls away and slides out of the ring!  Callahan quickly follows grabbing a steel chair!  Monotomo sees the chair and goes for it too!  It's a tug-of-war for the steel chair!  The referee goes out to stop both men..."

Mick Mooney:  "Ah!  Totally uncool!  Both wrestlers shove the ref away!   The ref is calling for the bell!"

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest has been declared a draw due to a double disqualification!"

Jim Jackson:  "A double DQ!  The crowd seems unhappy with that decision but then again both wrestlers did lay their hands on the referee...   But the match has ended but the fight is still not over.  Both men have now discarded the chair and continue to fight all the way to the back."

Mick Mooney:  "I smell a sequel Jimbo...  Don't you?"

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The camera and Alexander Conway are standing in an open field a short distance from the arena.  The LLP Tag Team Championship rests on Alexander’s shoulder, and around Alexander, are a bunch of flowers.  Alexander gestures to the flowers as he looks into the camera.

Alexander Conway: “These flowers, so fragile, are living representations of my opponents.  Tiny, insignificant, and rather pathetic, these flowers are hardly worth a passing glance.  These flowers are hardly worth the awknoledgement that they are receiving right now.  In fact, if I were not standing here, how many people would even notice this little patch of immaterial matter?  I’d wager few, if any.”

Casting a look of disappointment down on the flowers, Alexander continues.

Alexander Conway: “With or without help, flowers can grow to be only so tall.  Even at their maturity, these flowers are no different from any other you see.  Even more unfortunate, is that they only live for so long before they wilt and fade away.  The life of the unoriginal is so tragic.”

Alexander takes a moment to lament the flower before looking up towards the sun and shading his eyes.

Alexander Conway: “But so unaware of their faults and limitations, these flowers strain to get the sun’s attention.  These flowers reach up and try to catch the light, they try to feed and leech off of the sun to make themselves better.  These flowers, in their ignorance, strain themselves for nothing.  They work to grow larger, only to hasten their own descent into obscurity.  These flowers will never be any different from the numerous other flowers dotting this Earth, and without me, they won’t even get the time of day.”

As his gaze shifts back to the camera, Alexander pulls his tag team championship off of his shoulder and holds it in front of the camera.

Alexander Conway: “So let me tell you this, you foolish transient flowers, you can’t defeat me.  While I may be a tag team champion, the facts are that I am still better than the whole lot of you.  While you try and leech off of my name to get noticed, I go out and I earn my reputation.  And tonight, tonight will be no different.  Tonight, I am going to toss each and every one of you out of my ring on my way to becoming the first and only lightweight champion in Lucha Libre Puroresu.  You are all doomed to fail, and fail you will.  You will be crushed underneath my foot as I continue on my path of radiance, and you continue on your paths of obscurity.”

To emphasis his point, Alexander steps on one of the nearby flowers, crushing it with hardly any effort.

Alexander Conway: “Consider my victory a revelation for the wrestling industry – nine worthless wrestlers are always outshined by one competent wrestler.  There is no longer any room for fodder like my opponents here tonight.”

With a smirk, Alexander puts his tag team championship back onto the shoulder it was resting on before turning and walking away from the flowers and the arena in the background.

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Bond's "Explosive" starts blaring out of the speakers as the silhouette of the penultimate wrestler, covered in smoke and with a light show on, Colton Charles Cai Cobb is seen as the curtain rises with his back facing the crowd. He turns around with a smirk on his face and an air of arrogance as he makes his way to the ring ignoring the loud boos which echo the ringside. He grabs a mic and enters the ring without waiting for the booing to stop, he goes on with his monologue.

Colton Charles Cai Cobb:  "I bet many of you think that my silence two weeks ago meant that I disappeared after my loss to Ray Kamaura.  Maybe you all thought you've seen the end of Colton Charles Cai Cobb...  Well, I'm sure you all will be glad to find out that I was merely recovering, contemplating and training myself for tonight.  Yes that's right, tonight!  What is it that will happen tonight?  Well I'm cashing in my REMATCH clause tonight!"

A buzz of excitement starts to emanate from the crowd.

Colton Charles Cai Cobb:  "Ray Kamaura bragged on his victory as he hoists MY property over his waist.  But being a champ is not only winning the belt but also keeping it and Kamaura will not be able to hold on to that belt as I render him unconscious tonight when I lock in the RDX!  I made a slight error in the hell in a cell match, an error which I shall not make again.  Kamaura may have won the belt that night but it is I who walked away while he was carried out by EMTs..."

The crowd starts to boo again but the arrogant wrestler merely shrugs it off.

Colton Charles Cai Cobb:  "Tonight in our rematch there will be one thing different.  Ray Kamaura will still be unable to leave on his own two legs while I shall be walking out...  But this time I shall have the World Title around my waist when I do so.  This is not a prediction but this is reality."

C4 seems to have finished his speech when he stops in his tracks to add one more thing...

Colton Charles Cai Cobb:  "To the nay sayers like Alexander Conway...  To those who think I am nothing but a false champion...  Don't worry, after I am done with Ray Kamaura, I shall be coming after all of you, and in my wake shall be your lifeless bodies and broken bones."

Colton Charles Cai Cobb drops the mic and exits the ring as his music begins to play again.

"Sound Of Madness" by Shinedown starts to play as Ray Kamaura walks onto the entry way with his belt draped over his massive shoulder. The shimmering light of the belt shines as Ray Kamaura turns arounds and reaches for a microphone. After a pause for dramatic effect Ray begins.

Ray Kamaura: ""But being a champ is not only winning the belt but keeping it" Are you for real right now? With that logic C4 I am the only champion. See you won the belt then lost it. News flash Chuck you are not the champion."

Ray Kamaura stops and raises the belt above his head making a statement to Colton Charles Cai Cobb.

Ray Kamaura: "I am! But, I couldn't help be here you said this belt is yours? Chuck let us be honest with ourselves, my name is on the belt. See right here!"

Ray Kamaura points to the engraved name plate that reads "Ray Kamaura."

Ray Kamaura: "Chuck, did I hit you too hard in our last match? Ladies and Gentlemen, Chuckles here cannot read anymore!"

The crowd lets out a low roar of laughter. Ray waited for them to settle down.

Ray Kamaura: "What makes you think that you can even compare to me? I have actually held championships before. I'm a veteran. This was your first belt! Damn it Chuck the only thing you did in the ULOL was win a match against nine failures for a golden ticket! Which you never had the balls to use. So really Chuck, who actually deserves this belt?"  

Ray shifts the belt from his right shoulder to his left. The mountain of a man begins walking to the ring.

Ray Kamaura:  "I also heard you say you made a slight error... That error Chuck..."

Ray Kamaura steps into the ring and gets right up in C4's face.

Ray Kamaura:  "Was getting into the ring with me and thinking you had any chance of winning!"

Ray Kamaura drops his mic and raises the LLP World Championship belt into the air.

Crusade steps out from behind the curtain right on time to see the debacle. Wielding a microphone he begins to speak.

Crusade: "Good sirs I think you both have everything backwards."

Crusade walks down to where the two wrestlers are standing.

Crusade: "You see, as far as I'm concerned you will both be losers soon enough, for I am in this federation. Which means neither of you will be on top for very long. Tonight I have a very special match. In this match I will win my first championship in this organization. However it shan't end with just that. The Church won it's right to a tag team championship match as well."

Crusade smiles, calmly at the two men.

Crusade: "So logically, after I become the first, and only double champion in this federation what will be next? Perhaps I'll become the first triple crown winner as well! Perhaps I'll take that little title away from one of you fools and make myself a living legend! How does that sound?"

Crusade laughs.

Crusade: "Before one of you goes into a long, drawn out speech about being the best, let me tell you that I've heard that nonsense before. Raven Connoly tends to jabber on about how decorated she is just like you do Kamaura, and she lost to me multiple times. Alexander Conway goes on about being the chosen of this company quite a bit as well. Just like you Cobb. However none of you have a master plan like I do. None of the wrestlers in this place have the skills I do. And neither of you are truly ready for the kind of reign I will be having very, very soon. Amen and have a good night friends."

Crusade doesn't wait for a response from the two, simply dropping the mic and heading to the back once more.

Ray Kamaura turned around and before Crusade walked away Ray held the LLP world Championship belt into the air and yell the words "You want it come get it! I'll never lose this belt. Never!"

Crusade simply chuckles as he walks away casually waving goodbye as he goes.

The former champ is clearly unamused by the two wrestlers who just rained on his speech.

Colton Charles Cai Cobb:  "That folks are my so-called competition for the LLP World Title...  Well they can blather on and on about keeping the belt or winning the belt but I guess we should just let actions decide...  Tonight, I shall take that gold which Mr. Kamaura clutches on so desperately to get some semblance of recognition for his existence and after that I shall be generous enough to let Crusade have a taste of what it is like to lose to a superior wrestler by giving him a title shot."

Colton Charles Cai Cobb pauses and scans the crowd who still are looking at him with dislike.

Colton Charles Cai Cobb:  "You all may not like me, but I tell you this, after tonight, that look of scorn you all have right now will matter not for Colton Charles Cai Cobb shall hold the LLP World Title again!  It is my fate!  It is my destiny!"

C4 drops the mic and exits before any more clowns show up as Bond's "Explosive" starts to play again on the speakers.

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Colton Charles Cai Cobb VS Ray Kamaura

Jim Jackson:  "This is the co-main event of the evening, a rematch between Colton Charles Cai Cobb and Ray Kamaura for the LLP World Title.  As you all know, C4 lost his title to Ray Kamaura a month back and tonight, C4 cashed in his rematch clause for the title."

Mick Mooney:  "Be prepared for the ride of your life, C4 and Kamaura will certainly show us a level of wrestling that will keep us on the edge of our seats.  This will certainly be a cowabunga moment."

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the co-main event of the evening is scheduled for one fall and is for the LLP World Championship!  Introducing first the challenge,r standing at 6 feet 6 inches tall and weighing in at 235 pounds, hailing from Boston, Massachusetts, he is the former LLP World Champion...  COLTON CHARLES CAI COBB!"

Bond's "Explosive" starts blaring out of the speakers as the silhouette of the penultimate wrestler, covered in smoke and with a light show on, Colton Charles Cai Cobb is seen as the curtain rises with his back facing the crowd. He turns around with a smirk on his face and an air of arrogance as he makes his way to the ring ignoring the loud boos which echo the ringside. He enters the ring, flexes and stretches waiting for the match to begin.

Jasmine Lee:  "Introducing next, standing at 7 feet 1 inch tall and weighing in at 350 pounds, hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, he is your LLP World Champion...  RAY KAMAURA!"

"Sound Of Madness" by Shinedown starts to play as Ray Kamaura begins striding towards the ring. His seven foot frame towers over everything until he comes to the apron. Ray grabs the top rope and steps onto the ring then over the ropes into the ring. He swiftly moves to a turnbuckle and climbs it raises on arm into the air.

Jasmine Lee:  "The referee for this match is Jack B. Nimble!  LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson:  "And there's the bell!  Ray Kamaura goes out with big wild swings which Colton Charles Cai Cobb dodges.  C4 tries to get in but those fists of Kamaura keeps him at bay.  C4 sees an opening, he lunges in but it's a set up!  Kamaura grabs him and C4 takes a headbutt from the champ!"

Mick Mooney:  "And that's one big head butting him...  Look at C4 reel from the impact..."

Jim Jackson:  "Ray Kamaura picks Colton Charles Cai Cobb up and powerslams him into the canvas.  C4 staggers to his feet...  Gorilla press slam by the champ!  Not a good start from our former champion...  A delayed hangman's neckbreaker on C4 by Kamaura and he goes down!  Kamaura goes for the cover..."

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two..."

Mick Mooney:  "C4 explodes out of that pinfall!  See how I use explosion to allude to C4's name?  Pretty awesome huh?"

Jim Jackson:  "You get amused too easily...  The champ throws a big right but Colton Charles Cai Cobb blocks the punch and counters with a snap suplex!  Ray Kamaura gets up but C4 is already behind him and hits a back suplex!  The champ again rises this time a knee to the gut sets him up for a delayed suplex!  C4 shows us that he also has the power to battle it out with the champ."

Mick Mooney:  "The way he held the whole 350 pounds of Kamaura like that upside down for 30 seconds letting the blood rush to the head first before hitting the suplex...  That was just plain AWESOMENESS!"

Jim Jackson:  "The challenger goes for his strength, his submission skills as he locks in a figure four leglock!  Ray Kamaura winces in pain as Colton Charles Cai Cobb puts on the pressure...  Kamaura reaches for the ropes... He's just a few millimeters away...  C4 is putting more pressure on Kamaura's legs...  Kamaura reaches the ropes!"

Mick Mooney:  "The god of luck shines on the champ.  He was really close to tapping right there but he manages to reach the rope before it happened.  Really close call for Kamaura..."

Jim Jackson:  "I agree with you there Mick...  Colton Charles Cai Cobb with a headlock tries to keep the champ immobile...  Ray Kamaura pulls himself free but C4 quickly locks in a hammerlock.  Kamaura elbows C4 in the face to break the hold!  Chokeslam on C4!  Kamaura goes for the cover."

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two..."

Mick Mooney:  "C4 gets out at two but it looks like that chokeslam left the challenger a little loopy...  He walks right into Kamaura's grasp!"

Jim Jackson:  "Ray Kamaura drills Colton Charles Cai Cobb with a press slam into a Michinoku Driver.  Kamaura is gloating over C4 taunting him...  Not a smart thing to do...  And C4 quickly grabs Kamaura's head and pulls him down!  He has a triangle choke locked in!  Kamaura is in trouble...  Wait!  The champ in a feat of strength lifts C4 up and slams him into the mat!  C4 releases his hold!  Kamaura for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two..."

Mick Mooney:  "C4 gets a foot on the bottom rope and saves himself from losing the match...  Close shave for C4...  After that awesome slam by the champ to break out of the submission hold, it's a miracle C4 still managed to have the alertness to notice that he is near the ropes."

Jim Jackson:  "Hip toss attempt by Ray Kamaura...  Colton Charles Cai Cobb reverses it!  Suplex by C4!  Kamaura charges in but C4 dodges it!  Irish whip by C4 sends Kamaura to the ropes...  Back body drop and the champ goes flying!"

Mick Mooney:  "Kamaura landed on his ass...  Talk about wipeout!  Wahaha!"

Jim Jackson:  "Colton Charles Cai Cobb drags the champ to his feet...  C4 gets shoved back...  SPEAR FROM CLOSE RANGE!!!  C4 is almost broken in half yet he somehow still struggles to his feet.  Kamaura charges in C4 ducks...  OH!!!  The ref gets taken out by accident!  C4 charges in and gets a big boot in the face!  C4 is down!"

Mick Mooney:  "With the ref out Kamaura takes advantage and goes out to grab the match bell.  Kamaura enters the ring and hoists the bell over C4...  This ain't gonna be pretty...  WAIT!  IT'S ALLISTER KING!  ALLISTER KING RUNS INTO RING AND RIPS THE BELL FROM KAMAURA'S HANDS!  Kamaura is furious he is about to throw a punch...  WAIT!  What's he doing?  Kamaura suddenly dropped to the canvas and is feigning unconsciousness!"

Jim Jackson:  "It's the ref!  The ref is up and he sees Allister King with the bell and Kamaura on the canvas!  He's calling for the bell!  Kamaura played possum at the right time!  King is trying to explain it to the ref but the decision has been made..."

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest has been declared a no contest due to interference.  So still the LLP World Champion...  RAY KAMAURA!"

Mick Mooney:  "Whoa!  The crowd ain't too happy about the decision and C4 just realized what happened too...  King tries explaining it to C4...  C4 EXPLODES!!!  HE GOES BALLISTIC!"

Jim Jackson:  "Colton Charles Cai Cobb knocks Allister King down and locks in the RDX!  HE CHOKES KING OUT!!!  C4's chance for the title was taken away by a good intention.  Kamaura is grinning while walking backwards out up the aisle and into the back with the World Title on his shoulders..."

Mick Mooney:  "That's what you get for being a goody two shoes...   Tsk tsk tsk..."

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An image most likely being recorded by a camcorder slicks up onto the projector, Crusade can be seen in the image, sitting in his trailer. Surrounded by darkness, Crusade's face can barely be seen, however he soon begins to speak, confirming his identity.

Crusade: "So, I saw what you said about me last week Alexander Conway. I was certainly entertained to hear your opinion on me! As you usually do, you are over rating yourself. You're old news Conway! You may have been successful in many federations in your time. One might call you one of the most dominant lightweight wrestlers of all time. However, in this place I am the ace. Your time fighting pathetic teams like The rookies is all over my friend. Now you have to deal with the Church that I built! Now you have to fight me in for the chance to even get your hands on the light heavyweight championship."

Crusade lets out a little chuckle, inching his face closer to the camera.

Crusade: "Your overconfidence will be your end, you know that? You look at me and wright me off as a fake preacher of a false religion you know nothing of.. Well look at what happened to Raven Connoly when she did the same thing. She got beaten TWICE! Do you really think I'm some chump to be taken lightly? I dislocated Chasm's shoulder for the hell of it Alex! I have fun torturing people like that. You are a technician in the ring of course, but so am I! You can pretend to be the top dog in the yard all you want. But while you are fighting nobodies, I've been destroying champions. If you even think to take your eyes off of me tonight I'll make sure you see nothing, but the lights as I send my knee into your precious temple."

Crusade laughs a sadistic laugh.

Crusade: "I'm ready for all of you tonight! I'll even take out my own partner if he really thinks he can take me down! I am determined to taste gold tonight! And once I do I'll be moving on to taking that tag belt off of your hands Conway! I'm not afraid of anyone, and once I hold every title in this federation? you will all simply fear me. Amen!"

Crusade knocks the camera over, blacking out the picture.

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Crusade VS "Darkside" Dylan Thompson VS Johnny Fortune VS Jolene VS Raven Connoly

Jim Jackson:  "And welcome to the final match of the evening, the co-main event...  A battle royal to determine the first ever LLP Lightweight Champion.  10 wrestlers, one title...  This will an interesting match indeed."

Mick Mooney:  "Interesting is an understatement...  This will be AWESOME!  It looks like all the 10 wrestlers are filing into the ring right now..."

Jim Jackson:  "Well it saves time Mick, imagine how long it will take for the match to begin if each of them come in with their individual entrances...  The crowd will be restless."

Mick Mooney:  "I see...  Why delay awesomeness right?"

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a 10-man battle royal and is for the LLP Lightweight Championship!  Introducing the competitors...  ALEXANDER CONWAY!  BOB BOBBIE!  CAMERELLA VIDEOH!  CHASM!  CHRISTY CHASE!  CRUSADE! VS  "DARKSIDE" DYLAN THOMPSON!  JOHNNY FORTUNE!  JOLENE!  And last but not the least...  RAVEN CONNOLY!"

The crowd cheers wildly at the 10 wrestlers in the ring.

Jasmine Lee:  "The referees for this match are Jack B. Nimble and Jack B. Quick!  LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson:  "And there's the bell!  Remember a wrestler must go over the top rope and both feet touch the ground to be eliminated.  Jolene charges at Camerella Videoh who ducks down and bodydrops her right at once over the top rope!  Jolene is gone!  Bad strategy for Jolene!"

Mick Mooney:  "That's a total wipeout Jimbo, not even a minute in and she's eliminated."

Jim Jackson:  "Crusade and "Darkside" Dylan Thompson has a double team going on Alexander Conway.  Looks like they are teaming on on the bigger threat.  Raven Connoly and Christy Chase are locked in a grappling match while Bob Bobbie and Chasm are scuffling on the corner.  Johnny Fortune looks like he's...  Is he trying to pick Camerella Videoh up?!!"

Mick Mooney:  "Whoa man, he's definitely hitting on her!  He's trying to steal Monotomo's girl!  Poacher!"

Jim Jackson:  "Double Irish whip my The Church on Alexander Conway...  They are going for a double back elbow but Conway ducks down and bounces back on the ropes...  Dropkick takes both Crusade and "Darkside" Dylan Thompson down!  Bob Bobbie and Chasm are trading punches...  Bob Bobbie ducks and leaps on the ropes...  Hurricanrana throws Chasm over the top rope!"

Mick Mooney:  "Wait Chasm holds on!  He lands on the ring apron!  Conway with a big right connects and takes Chasm out!  We have our second elimination!"

Jim Jackson:  "Looks like Johnny Fortune's efforts didn't work...  Camerella Videoh is slapping away at Fortune!  Christy Chase Irish whips Raven Connoly towards the direction of Cam and Fortune...  Fortune notices her and sidesteps!  Oh!  Raven runs into Cam!  Double clothesline by Chase takes Raven and Cam over the top rope!  And we have elimination three and four!"

Mick Mooney:  "Conway and Double B are now in a grappling match...  Wait!  Crusade and The DDTKID are on opposite ringposts...  Double flying dropkick sends both Conway and Double B through the middle rope and into outside!  No elimination since they didn't go over the top..."

Jim Jackson:  "Crusade and ""Darkside" Dylan Thompson look at each other...  They run...  AND DIVE THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPE RIGHT AT ALEXANDER CONWAY AND BOB BOBBIE!   What a move!  And now Johnny Fortune is trying to work his charms on Christy Chase!  The DDTKID and Crusade enters the ring again and this time prey upon Chase and Fortune...  Crusade hits a bulldog on Chase taking her down!  The DDTKID meanwhile drills Fortune on the canvas with a DDT!"

Mick Mooney:  "Looks like The Church may be cleaning house today...  Wait!  Double B and Conway are back on the apron..."

Jim Jackson:  "Double springboard crossbody takes both Crusade and "Darkside" Dylan Thompson down!  Alexander Conway with a sudden spinning side kick also takes Bob Bobbie down!  Conway throws Double B over the top rope but he holds on and lands on the apron.  Conway has turn his attention on Crusade mounting him and throwing punches like there's no tomorrow...  The DDTKID tries to save his partner...  Spear by Johnny Fortune takes him down!"

Mick Mooney:  "Aww...  Christy Chase helps her tag team partner back into the ring...  She should realize that it's everyone for him or herself."

Jim Jackson:  "Alexander Conway with an Irish whip sends Crusade towards Bob Bobbie and Christy Chase...  Crusade with a double clothesline!  Double B goes down to the canvas but Chase goes over the top rope!  Chase is out!  Conway with a running knee lift connects sending Crusade reeling...  Double B with a neckbreaker takes Crusade down! "

Mick Mooney:  "Well that's what you get for being all goody...  Get eliminated, poor Chase.  Wait Double B and Conway are trying to throw Crusade over the top rope.  Crusade is holding on for dear life!"

Jim Jackson:  "Johnny Fortune has "Darkside" Dylan Thompson on his shoulders...  The DDTKID sees his partner in trouble, he elbows his way free!  Springboard flying clothesline...  Bob Bobbie and Alexander Conway sidesteps on the last second!  With great control over his body, The DDTKID somehow twists in mid-air and lands on his feet to avoid colliding with Crusade.  Wait!  Fortune with a clothesline takes The DDTKID over the top rope!  Crusade ducks down low and lodges his shoulder between Fortunes thighs...  He rises up and Fortune goes over the top rope too!  Now we're down to the last three men!"

Mick Mooney:  "It's a shame The DDTKID's magnificent aerial feat ended in him getting eliminated, you have to give him props though."

Jim Jackson:  "And now the three men circle cautiously... It's everyone for themselves though...  But it looks like for today Bob Bobbie and Crusade put their differences to go after the bigger threat.  Double team on Alexander Conway!  Double B goes high while Crusade goes low!  Conway goes down.  Crusade and Double B has Conway on the corner now and take their time alternating punches and kicks.  Conway tries to battle back..."

Mick Mooney:  "Definitely a commendable effort by Conway but what can he do two on one?  He's like a little surfer late in taking on a monster wave..."

Jim Jackson:  "Looks like you spoke to soon, Alexander Conway is alternating punches now between Bob Bobbie and Crusade sending both men back.  Conway with an enziguri takes Crusade down!  Brainbuster on Double B!  Crusade gets up...  Spinebuster by Conway!  Conway is on fire!  Conway locks in a scorpion deathlock on Crusade!   Crusade is tapping in pain but there is no submission in this match."  

Mick Mooney:  "Wait!  Bob Bobbie makes his way to the top turnbuckle...  This could be very very awesome or very very bad..."  

Jim Jackson:  "Flying missile dropkick sends Alexander Conway sprawling!"

Mick Mooney:  "It's very very awesome."  

Jim Jackson:  "Crusade tries to get up but the scorpion deathlock must have done big damage as he stumbles and falls.  Bob Bobbie notices it and drags Crusade to the ropes...  He's trying to push Crusade over the top rope.  Alexander Conway charges in...  Wait!  Double B ducks and Conway and Crusade collide!  Bob Bobbie charges and slams right into the two men!  ALL THREE MEN GO OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!  ALL THREE MEN GO OVER THE TOP!!!"


Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen the winner of the match and NEW LLP Lightweight Champion...  BOB BOBBIE!"

Jim Jackson:  "What a match!  What a match!  Bob Bobbie against all odds eliminates the last two men to claim the belt and become the first ever LLP Lightweight Champion.  Will his reign be long or brief?"

Mick Mooney:  "His luck held on tonight, hope it holds on in his future endeavor."

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Jim Jackson:  "Another promise delivered.  We promised you all a great great show and what happened?  We gave you a great great show.  Don't you agree Mick?"

Mick Mooney:  "Totally Jimbo.  Tonight was an awesome and radical night!  A champion retains and a new champ emerges.  You know what that means Jim?  We should PARTAY!!!"

Jim Jackson:  "Right after we sign off Mick...  Until next time, good night and good fight!"

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