Banzai Ultimo 04/29/2012

Subject: Banzai Ultimo 04/29/2012 Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:00 am

Jim Jackson: "Welcome and good evening folks and thank you for attending Banzai Ultimo! Joining me at ringside here tonight is my partner in crime Mick Mooney. What a show we have for you tonight, as you all know by the end of this evening we shall be crowning a new LLP World Champion... Who will it be? Any favorites for tonight Mick?"

Mick Mooney: "I'd probably place my bet on that really really really fat dude The Morbidly Obese Man, I mean he's like the size of a whale man... In fact he probably ate a whale."

Jim Jackson: "Well, that's actually a very plausible choice Mick... But as you all know, anything can happen in the squared circle so let us not keep the action waiting... LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Banzai Ultimo 04/29/2012 Separa10

Bond's "Explosive" starts blaring out of the speakers as the silhouette of the penultimate wrestler, covered in smoke and with a light show on, Colton Charles Cai Cobb is seen as the curtain rises with his back facing the crowd. He turns around with a smirk on his face and an air of arrogance as he makes his way to the ring ignoring the loud boos which echo the ringside. He enters the ring, with a mic in hand and waits for the boos to subside.

Mick Mooney: "Whoa man! It's that dude named after a bomb... C5!"

Jim Jackson: "You mean C4 Mick, and it seems that the crowd is adverse to giving him a warm welcome."

Colton Charles Cai Cobb: "First of all, I am glad to announce that my contract dispute with our honorable General Manager, Mr. Marcus Troy has been smoothed out and you all shall see me in action tonight as I win my matches and claim the LLP World Title!"

The crowd begins to show their displeasure once more but the arrogant wrestler merely shrugs it all off.

Colton Charles Cai Cobb: "It seems that you all are not in agreement... Well I've said it before, whether you like it or not, it will not change the fact that I am the best wrestler in this federation and that I shall walk out with a shiny new belt around my waist."

Mick Mooney: "Right on! That C3 dude is pretty confident of himself isn't he?"

Jim Jackson: "Overconfidence though may be a pitfall..."

Clearly irked by the chatter from the announce table, C4 faces the LLP announcers.

Colton Charles Cai Cobb: "Shut your traps! Can't you see I am speaking?! You have no right to speak when I am speaking, the next time I hear both of you yap, I'll go down there and make sure that we'll be hiring new announcers tonight?! Am I understood?"

Jim Jackson and Mick Mooney could only nod as the crowd throws in more boos in C4's direction. C4 turns his attention again towards the unhappy crowd.

Colton Charles Cai Cobb: "Oh to hell with you all. I guess the saying ignorance is bliss is true, ignorant peons like yourselves cannot appreciate real talent so I shall waste no more time on you all."

Throwing the mic down to the canvas, Colton Charles Cai Cobb exits the ring and heads to the back as Bond's "Explosive" starts blaring out of the speakers in full volume drowning out all the boos.

Banzai Ultimo 04/29/2012 Separa10

A beat-down taxi pulls into the lot where RVs are parked as far as the eye can see. The door opens and out steps Christy Chase, her gym bag over her shoulders. She scans the surroundings and nods enthusiastically to no one in particular.

Cabbie: "That'll be $43.50 miss."

The young wrestler pulls out her wallet and takes out a fifty dollar bill handing it to the cab driver.

Christy Chase: "Keep the change."

The cabbie's eyes lights up at the generous tip.

Cabbie: "Thanks a lot miss. Say, I saw you dressed up like that, are you a performer?"

Christy Chase smiles as she replies back.

Christy Chase: "I'm a wrestler mister, in fact I may have a shot at the world title tonight."

Cabbie: "You don't say? A wrestler huh? Well it's been a while since I've seen some wrestling, maybe I'll take the rest of the night off and root for you."

Christy Chase's face brightens up.

Christy Chase: "Oh thank you mister. I'll make sure to win the title for my first fan then. Later then mister."

Christy smiles as she waves to the cabbie as she runs to her designated RV to do some final preparations before her match tonight as the screen fades.

Banzai Ultimo 04/29/2012 Separa10

LLP's voluptuous interviewer Penelope Garcia stands outside a lopsided RV as she knocks on the clearly modified double door and waits for it to open. The RV starts to squeak and screech as it's suspension system is clearly straining to support the mass inside. The double doors swung open and Penelope Garcia's mouth hangs open as she saw the monstrosity standing before her. Quickly recomposing herself she addresses the behemoth standing in front of her.

Penelope Garcia: "Um, good evening Mr. Mobidly Obese Man sir, I was wondering if I can have a few words with you about your match tonight."

A big grin appears on the face of The Morbidly Obese Man as he gestures for her to enter.

The Morbidly Obese Man: "Why of course sweetcheeks, c'mon in. I'm sure I can spare time to be interviewed by a lovely chica as yourself."

The big man takes a few step backwards disappearing into the dimly lit RV as Penelope Garcia cautiously enters, dubious if the RV can support any extra weight and if there is still any room to maneuver inside. She makes herself comfortable on a chair while The Morbidly Obese Man sits on the bed.

Penelope Garcia: "First of all, thank you for having me Mr. Morbidly Obese Man sir... Now if you don't mind, I would like to know how you feel tonight? About the four-way elimination match and the lumberjack match after?"

A smirk appears on The Morbidly Obese Man's face as he replies.

The Morbidly Obese Man: "First of all call me TMOM chica, and as for what I am feeling? Well I feel that I will mop the canvas with all my opponents tonight. It's not boasting chica, it's just the facts. I'm the biggest thing here in LLP and with the size advantage alone, I can dominate the four-way and the lumberjack match after."

The backstage beauty nods and continues on with her interview.

Penelope Garcia: "So you are predicting an easy victory for yourself then Mr. TMOM? What about the other wrestlers, don't you feel any sense of threat from them? David did defeat Goliath."

The big man merely shrugs as he replies.

The Morbidly Obese Man: "David has a weapon, a long range weapon chica, if these wrestlers want to defeat me, they would have to get near me and trust me chica, once in my range, they will find it impossible to overcome my size and power. Threat? I don't see any threat for now I see talented wrestlers like Buford, C4 and Crusade but I doubt their skill will be enough to overcome my size and power."

Penelope Garcia crosses her legs and leans forward revealing a little cleavage which clearly gets a reaction from the gargantuan wrestler.

Penelope Garcia: "Since you are confident on winning tonight's tournament, what are your plans after you win the title then?"

Staring at Penelope Garcia's assets, the big man replies.

The Morbidly Obese Man: "Well, how about a private celebration, me and you in nice little fine dining establishment babycakes? I'm sure you'd be honored to join the future LLP World Champion for some good food and wine?"

The sultry interviewer merely smiles as she concludes the interview.

Penelope Garcia: "Win the title first and we'll see... Thank you for your time Mr. TMOM."

With that Penelope Garcia wraps up the interview, shakes the hand of The Morbidly Obese Man and exits the RV as the big wrestler stares entranced at her swaying buttocks.

The Morbidly Obese Man: "RAWR! Now that's one hot chica..."

The scene fades to black.

Banzai Ultimo 04/29/2012 Separa10

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Christy Chase VS Colton Charles Cai Cobb VS Cousin Buford VS The Morbidly Obese Man

Jim Jackson: "Welcome to the first match of the evening folks, we kick things off with the first heat of the LLP World Title Tournament! A four-way elimination match where-in the winner advances to fight in a lumberjack match for the LLP World Title this very same night."

Mick Mooney: "SWEEET! This match is an awesome way to kick-off the evening."

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a LLP World Title Tournament four-way elimination match! Introducing first, weighing in at 150 pounds and standing at 5 feet 9 inches tall, hailing from Seattle, Washington... CHRISTY CHASE!"

"Chasing the Dream" by Alex Kassel starts playing on the speakers as Christy Chase dashes through the curtains waving to the crowd as she makes her way to the ring. With a huge leap she lands on the ring apron and slingshots herself into the ring using the top rope. She lands perfectly, waves one final time to the crowd before heading to her corner.

Jasmine Lee: "Introducing next, weighing in at 235 pounds and standing 6 feet 6 inches tall, hailing from Boston, Massachusetts... COLTON CHARLES CAI COBB!"

Bond's "Explosive" starts blaring out of the speakers as the silhouette of the penultimate wrestler, covered in smoke and with a light show on, Colton Charles Cai Cobb is seen as the curtain rises with his back facing the crowd. He turns around with a smirk on his face and an air of arrogance as he makes his way to the ring ignoring the loud boos which echo the ringside. He enters the ring, flexes and stretches waiting for the match to begin.

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match and is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, standing at 5 feet 10 inches tall and weighing in at 320 pounds, hailing from Mobile, Alabama... What he lacks in wit, he makes up in raw ability. One of the most promising up and comers in wrestling today, and one of the greatest self taught technical wrestlers to hail from the Deep South... COUSIN BUFORD!"

"Rough & Ready" by Trace Atkins begins playing as Cousin Buford makes his entrance, someone begins fliping the lights on and off for the most sub-spectacular light show ever.

Cousin Buford: "Seriously people, if someone doesn't stop whoever that is, they're gonna trip the breakers."

Cousin Buford makes his way to the ring dressed in his typical worn out boots, ragged overalls, and stained t-shirt.

Jasmine Lee: "And introducing last, weighing in at over 600 pounds and standing at 6 feet 3 inches tall, hailing from parts unknown... THE MORBIDLY OBESE MAN!"

THUMP!!! THUMP!!! THUMP!!!

"Weird Al" Yankovic's "Eat It" starts blasting from from the speakers and the earth reverberated and shook as the monstrosity known as The Morbidly Obese Man stepped out from behind the curtains and makes his way into the ring.

Jasmine Lee: "The referee for this match is Jack B. Nimble. LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson: "All four wrestlers are in the ring ready to start their climb to get the top prize here in LLP, the LLP World Title! And there's the bell! And it's Colton Charles Cai Cobb and Cousin Buford starting things off while Christy Chase and The Morbidly Obese Man waits in their respective corners."

Mick Mooney: "Ooh, both men are circling each other... It's like they are stalking each other, like hunter and prey... The question is who is the hunter and who is the prey."

Jim Jackson: "Cousin Buford makes the first move as he charges in towards Colton Charles Cai Cobb... He walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from C4. Colton Charles Cai Cobb snap suplexes Buford. C4 for the pin."

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Mick Mooney: "And that fat hillbilly dude kicks out at two. I guess that C4 dude still needs to turn the heat on more... Ooh! That C4 dude grabs that other dude from behind!"

Jim Jackson: "Cousin Buford pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Tag to The Morbidly Obese Man. Shoulder tackle by TMOM sends C4 to the mat! The referee gets hit by a wild right hand and is down. TMOM DDTs Colton Charles Cai Cobb. Cover, but there's no one to count for The Morbidly Obese Man."

Mick Mooney: "Bummer man, that's a total wipe out for that fat dude. Look that C4 dude somehow squeezed out from under that fat dude."

Jim Jackson: "Shoulder tackle and TMOM again sends C4 to the canvas. Headlock by TMOM... C4 pushes out of a The Morbidly Obese Man hold. C4 tags out to Christy Chase."

Mick Mooney: "Whoa! What a babe... Oh man it would be totally bogus if she gets squashed by that fat dude man... Totally bogus indeed..."

Jim Jackson: "Christy Chase with a basement dropkick sends The Morbidly Obese Man to his knees... Shining wizard connect! Christy Chase goes high risk... Flying crossbody connects!"

Mick Mooney: "Not only is she a babe, she is talented too. I'm in love Jim... IN LOVE!"

Jim Jackson: "Christy Chase follows on with her offense... Second rope splash by Chase. TMOM somehow shakes it off... Chase uses a basement dropkick to the knee. TMOM blocks a high kick... Delayed hangman's neckbreaker by TMOM and Christy Chase is down! Christy Chase tries to get back up... Spear! Chase is down and hurt. TMOM hooks the leg."

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two! Three!"

Mick Mooney: "That was totally uncool man... Now the only good set of boobies are gone from the match, all we have left are man-boobs... BOGUS MAN TOTALLY BOGUS!"

Jim Jackson: "Cousin Buford enters the ring as Christy Chase is escorted out... Buford hits a wicked chop. Buford uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Cousin Buford goes for the submission!"

Mick Mooney: "Make that fat dude tap fat dude! That hillbilly sure is twisting that leg with all his might... Hmm... That's weird... It seems that the fat hillbilly dude can't get a firm hold on that really really fat dude... Do you think that really really fat dude is sweating out grease? and bacon grease too from the smell of it."

Jim Jackson: "The Morbidly Obese Man escapes the ankle lock attempt. Flying elbow off the top rope by Cousin Buford. Buford for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Mick Mooney: "Only a two count as the really really fat dude gets a shoulder up. Looks like that hillbilly guy needs to do more damage."

Jim Jackson: "Irish whip by Cousin Buford... Cousin Buford misses a clothesline. The Morbidly Obese Man turns Buford inside-out with a counter clothesline. Blind tag by C4! TMOM is not happy."

Mick Mooney: "Pretty smart move by that C4 dude, he waited for that really really fat dude to soften up that hillbilly dude then he tagged himself in for the kill..."

Jim Jackson: "C4 hits a swinging DDT on Cousin Buford. Colton Charles Cai Cobb locks in a figure four leglock! Buford is in pain! Wait! Buford manages to flip over and now the pressure is reversed! C4 reaches out and somehow makes it to the ropes."

Mick Mooney: "That's a pretty cool counter by that hillbilly dude... That C4 dude was lucky the ropes was within reach."

Jim Jackson: "Cousin Buford locks in a sleeper hold... C4 with a jawbreaker counters it! C4 goes for an armbar... Cousin Buford counters it into a crossface! C4 manages to pull free before it gets fully locked in. What a great show of technical prowess from both wrestlers."

Mick Mooney: "Yeah, what you said Jim."

Jim Jackson: "Both men lock up again... C4 gets Buford in a headlock! Buford shoves C4 to the ropes! C4 dodges a clothesline attempt... He bounces back... Shoulder block takes Buford down. C4 tries to go for a camel clutch... Buford is trying to escape... He rolls away from C4!"

Mick Mooney: "Whoa! That C4 dude just poked that hillbilly dude in the eyes! Lucky for him the ref missed that..."

Jim Jackson: "Colton Charles Cai Cobb knocks his opponent down and sits on his opponent's back. Grabbing both his opponent's arms, Colton Charles Cai Cobb pulls them across his opponents neck in a "X" until his opponent passes out executing an excruciating RDX! Buford is caught with nowhere to go and passes out!"

Mick Mooney: "Way to go dude! Now it's down to the last two men! Uh-oh now that really really fat guy has entered the ring..."

Jim Jackson: "The Morbidly Obese Man charges at full speed towards C4... Colton Charles Cai Cobb uses TMOM's momentum to snap suplex him! C4 goes for a grapple..."

Mick Mooney: "Whoa! C4 has his arms locked in tight around that really really fat dude's head like a vise. Double whoa! That really really fat man just powered out of that headlock!"

Jim Jackson: "The Morbidly Obese Man shoves Colton Charles Cai Cobb into the ropes... Spinebuster by The Morbidly Obese Man. TMOM for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two! Thr..."

Mick Mooney: "Close call for that C4 dude... It's a good thing he got his foot up on the bottom rope. That was like a two point nine nine nine nine nine nine nine..."

Jim Jackson: "We get the picture Mick. C4 ducks a wild right hand. TMOM gets caught with a short uppercut. Colton Charles Cai Cobb connects with a stiff knee to TMOM's head. DDT! C4 for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Mick Mooney: "Only a two count and TMOM gets a shoulder up. Looks like that C4 dude is going for his submission finisher Jim... Wait! He can't get a good grip! That really really fat dude is too fat that C4 can't lock in his finisher!"

Jim Jackson: "The Morbidly Obese Man gets back to his feet. C4 with a big boot... TMOM dodges it! The Morbidly Obese Man grabs Colton Charles Cai Cobb from behind and shoves him into the ropes, then scores with a roll-up...but C4 rolls through with the move! He used a pull of the tights to get TMOM over! The referee doesn't see the handful of tights..."

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two! Three!"

Mick Mooney: "WHOA! HE GOT THE THREE COUNT! TOTALLY RADICAL DUDE!"

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match via pinfall and advancing to the lumberjack match for the LLP World Title later tonight... COLTON CHARLES CAI COBB!"

Jim Jackson: "C4 with a dirty tactic steals the victory and the ticket for the LLP World Title! And it looks like he's hightailing it before TMOM can react..."

Mick Mooney: "Well C4 is one step away from the title, who will he be facing tonight? Stay tuned and find out dudes and dudettes!"

Banzai Ultimo 04/29/2012 Separa10

Subject: Re: Banzai Ultimo 04/29/2012 Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:01 am

Inside the RV of Bob Bobbie, LLP's resident doctor, Dr. Booboo B. Gone inspects the rookie's arm.

Bob Bobbie: "My arm's been bothering me doc, ever since Conway pulled his Signum Victoriae on me..."

A deep frown appears on Dr. Booboo B. Gone's face as he releases Bob Bobbie's left arm.

Dr. Booboo B. Gone: "Your have a hyperextended elbow... I'm afraid you may have to drop out of the tournament."

Bob Bobbie looks at the doctor in shock.

Bob Bobbie: "I-I can't do that doc, this tournament is important to me."

The resident doctor shakes his head sadly.

Dr. Booboo B. Gone: "I cannot in my right conscience approve of you wrestling tonight Bob, if you do, you may injure yourself permanently. You should not have foolishly signed up for the tournament after what Conway did to you earlier."

Bob Bobbie looks at the doc, his expression is one as if the world has come crashing down on him.

Bob Bobbie: "Y-you don't understand doc, this is my chance. Tonight is the night I get to prove myself in the ring as a wrestler and as a man... I cannot let something like this stop me..."

Bob Bobbie flexes his left arm and winces as pain shoots up from his elbow.

Dr. Booboo B. Gone: "My decision is final Bob, I cannot give you clearance to compete tonight. You'll live to fight another night."

Bob Bobbie looks into Dr. Booboo B. Gone's eyes, clearly his resolve unfaltered.

Bob Bobbie: "I'm sorry doc, but I shall compete tonight, even if it means signing a waiver from Marcus Troy."

With that, the rookie wrestler stands up and quickly leaves his RV as Dr. Booboo B. Gone shakes his head sadly and the scene fades to black.

Banzai Ultimo 04/29/2012 Separa10

A loud, eerie chanting of hallelujah begins to chime through the big top before "The Beast" (Evangelion 2.0 soundtrack) begins to play. After a moment Crusade shambles out onto the ring ramp, his hair nearly covering his face as he makes his way to the ring. The zealot is wearing a plain blue jean shorts along with wrestling boots, he is bare chested, showing off the tattoo of a cross on his chest. Once near the ring he rolls in, quickly snatching a microphone from a ring hand as he begins to speak.

Crusade: "Good evening my fellow worshipers. I am very happy to announce that this is the last week that you shall see one such as myself in these rags. For when I win the championship tonight the Great Deity shall reward me with riches suited only for a king! After a life time of training and worship I, Crusade, shall finally have the power to spread the message of the Great One to all of the peons in this pathetic world. All of you in this tent saw how non-believers shall be punished last week, when I stretched that heathen Cousin Buford until he could no longer stand it, and submitted. That is the fate of anyone who steps into this ring with me tonight. It shall be the fate of any and all opponents to the message of the Great Deity!

Crusade: "I have been informed that my opponents for tonight will be Bob Bobbie, Chasm, and Jolene. Each of them has their own selfish reasons for wanting the championship. None of them, besides perhaps Buford, know what they shall be facing tonight. The torture that awaits them. The feeling of worthlessness and defeat will be unbearable I am sure. However, all of you should rejoice! After I demolish those three, I shall go on to win this tournament, and prove to the world that I indeed am the chosen one. That I indeed am the only person in this world that can truly change it for the better! The person who shall bring righteousness unto you all!"

Crusade: "I have seen the promised lands my friends! Where all true believers will live like kings! The Great Deity told me that all of you who will naturally convert to my cause tonight, shall receive many gifts for your choice. All who deny this offer however shall soon feel the wrath of God upon you. You shall be punished far worse than any torture method you have ever thought of. You, like my opponents tonight. Will receive no mercy when the forseen judgement takes place. Until next time worshipers, I have a tournament to win. Amen."

Without another word Crusade exits the ring and head to the back, muttering prayers the entire way.

Banzai Ultimo 04/29/2012 Separa10

The camera fades in on a large black dog staring blankly into the camera.

Mick Mooney: "WHAT THE CRACK?!"

Jim Jackson: "Easy Mick... that's just Solomon.."

Mick Mooney:"You mean Chasm's big monster?"

A quick whistle causes the dog's ears to perk up as he backs away from the camera, the lens pulling back to show Chasm and Penelope Garcia already conversing.

Penelope Garcia: "You mean even after he offered you all that extra money you STILL shut down Hard Knocks Wrestling?..."

Chasm: "Penelope... There are things a lot more valuable then money... and frankly the safety of my students was worth a lot more to me.."

Penelope Garcia: "That's pretty incredible.."

Penelope smiled as she continued..

Penelope Garcia: "So... Chasm.... level with me.. New federation.. you were retired for a little while there... What do you think about this new roster?.."

Chasm: "Well Penelope..."

Chasm let his hand fall, scratching at Solomon's ear..

Chasm: "I have to say there's a few here I have a lot of respect for... Richard Johnson for instance... We both came from similar backgrounds prior to joining the wrestling careers.... He's a good fighter that holds to his own code.... Ray Kumaura... He's comes along way from his rookie days.. He boasts less.. fights smarter... Then there's the other side of the coin.... We've got a lot of hot heads here who need to take it down a peg.... Colton Cobb for instance... for someone who's achieved almost nothing he's definitely got a major chip on his shoulder...."

Penelope Garcia: "Wow..."

Penelope nodded..

Penelope Garcia: "You've seem to have been paying close attention to the roster huh?.."

Chasm: "I have to... I'm here to fight and push.. I don't care about winning or losing.. I got past all that crap a long time ago.. I'm here about perfecting a set of skills... I train with anyone that wants it.. and I'll back up anyone that asks for it... as long as they come to me honestly..."

Penelope Garcia: "That sounds pretty fair.."

Chasm: "I am fair.. Anyone that came out of the Hard Knocks Gym learned that... I might seem like a real **** at times when I'm in the ring.. but that's because we're in a business where the wrong move can get you killed... "

Penelope Garcia: "Yes... I think a lot of us can recall the events with Dank Buddha that eventually led to your closing down the Hard Knocks Federation."

Chasm: "Yeah... What happened to Dank was a tragedy... he never should have been pushed into that match.. and now that guy will spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair because of it... so I know this isn't fun and games out there... That's why I prefer to train.. and to advocate for this profession... and frankly there are some members of this roster that really need to learn their place... because if they don't cut the horse hockey out... pretty soon... they're going to learn just how violent this business can get.."

Penelope Garcia: "I'm beginning to think that's aimed at someone in particular...."

Chasm: "Yeah.... some jackass that's got it into his head that he's going to convert all of us by beating up helpless cameramen.... Pal'o'mine... Start praying I don't catch you in a ring..... because the day it happens... I won't be wearing gloves..."

Penelope Garcia: "OH my.... Now I have to remind the viewers at home.. that there is actually a stipulation under your contract... that you are required to wear said gloves at all times while in the arena vicinity.."

Chasm"Now this is true... Due to my training regime and my background as a bare knuckle boxer I am required for the most part to wear gloves at all times... However unlike previous federations that have enforced that stipulation on my contract.. I have included a clause that DOES allow me to forego that rule if the opponent or an authorized agent agrees to it..."

Penelope Garcia: "Somehow.. I don't see a lot of members of this roster wanting to give up that advantage... "

Chasm: "I don't either... but if someone's really that cocky... we'll see... Anyways.... I think Solly needs some fresh air.... "

Penelope Garcia: "No problem Chasm.... Good luck tonight.."

Chasm: "Cheers.."

Penelope Garcia: "This is Penelope Garcia speaking with Chasm.... Jim, Mick?.. Back to you.."

The camera starts to fade as Chasm and Solomon head down a side corridor.

Banzai Ultimo 04/29/2012 Separa10

Bob Bobbie steps into the office of the general manager of LLP, Marcus Troy. He quickly strolls up to the desk and speaks his mind.

Bob Bobbie: "Pardon the intrusion sir but I was not given the medical clearance to compete tonight, but I do not want to forfeit my slot in the tournament. I've worked for you in a different capacity in the past Mr. Troy and I know you have a certain document which when I sign shall allow me to compete with no liabilities to LLP."

Bob Bobbie pauses as Marcus Troy looks indifferent to his pleas as he reads a newspaper.

Bob Bobbie: "Besides sir, if I drop out, you'd be forced to look for a replacement and this late in the evening, I don't think that's an option."

Bob Bobbie looks at the general manager who has the newspaper down and turns to face him hoping for a positive response.

The general manager looks at the wrestler, opens a drawer and pulls out a sheet of paper with the words "WAIVER" labeled on top. He quietly hands it to Bob Bobbie.

Marcus Troy: "Sign that and you are free to go Bobbie... As I said two weeks ago, it's your funeral..."

The general manager watches the young wrestler pick up the document and signs it without even reading it's contents. He takes the waiver back and scans it.

Marcus Troy: "Well, everything seems to be in order now... Enjoy your match later."

Marcus Troy puts the waiver away and lights a cigar as he settles in deeper into his leather seat. The young rookie getting what he needed, quickly exits the office, content his wish has been granted despite the possible repercussions after as the scene fades.

Banzai Ultimo 04/29/2012 Separa10

VS

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Bob Bobbie VS Chasm VS Crusade VS Jolene

Jim Jackson: "Welcome to the second four-way elimination tournament to decide the new LLP World Champion. Whoever wins this match shall be facing C4 in a lumberjack match for LLP's top prize."

Mick Mooney: "I can't wait to see who shall win in this match and go on to face that dude named after an explosive. This match will be awesome."

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a LLP World Title Tournament four-way elimination match! Introducing first, weighing in at 185 pounds and standing 5 feet 10 inches tall, hailing from Newfoundland, Canada... BOB BOBBIE!"

The main theme for Star Wars starts to play as Bob Bobbie rushed out from the back in thick rimmed glasses, a white short sleeved polo shirt with a clip on polka-dot tie, slacks and leather shoes. He rushes into the ring and waves to the crowd.

Jasmine Lee: "Introducing next weighing in at 220 pounds and standing at 5 feet 10 inches tall, hailing from parts unknown... CHASM!"

The lights fade drawing the crowd to a hush. The wolf howls as the wind whispered across the mountains. Chasm makes his way through the audience leaping over the barricade. With a quick flourish to the crowd, Chasm slides into the ring.

Jasmine Lee: "Introducing next weighing in at 220 pounds and standing at 5 feet 10 inches tall, hailing from the pearly gates... CRUSADE!"

A loud, eerie chanting begins to chime through the arena before "The Beast" (Evangelion 2.0 soundtrack) begins to play. After a moment Crusade shambles out onto the ring ramp, his hair nearly covering his face as he makes his way to the ring. The zealot is wearing a plain blue jean shorts along with wrestling boots, he is bare chested, showing off the tattoo of a cross on his chest. Once near the ring he rolls in, quickly making his way to the back end of the ring to await the start of the match.

Jasmine Lee: "Introducing last, weighing in at 167 pounds and standing at 5 feet 9 inches tall, hailing from Mobile, Alabama... JOLENE!"

"Jolene" By Dolly Parton comes across the sound system as a tall, slender, southern bell saunters down the aisle to the ring.

Jasmine Lee: "The referee for this match is Jack B. Nimble. LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson: "It will be Bob Bobbie and Chasm kicking things off in this four-way elimination battle tonight. Double B is nursing an injury tonight yet he still decided to fight in this match... Chasm strikes Double B who fails to defend properly. Fallaway slam by Chasm on Bob Bobbie. Elbow drop by Chasm then a cover!"

Mick Mooney: "That Chasm dude wants to end things fast tonight..."

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Jim Jackson: "Kick out at two... Chasm continues with his assault... Double B blocks a suplex attempt and quickly dislodges from Chasm's grasp."

Mick Mooney: "That nerdy dude just ran out and tagged in Crusade... Totally bogus of you nerdy dude."

Jim Jackson: "Chasm throws a left then a right. Both blocked by Crusade. Irish whip by Crusade sends Chasm to the ropes... Back body drop... NO! Chasm leaps over Crusade! Chasm tries to attack... Crusade dodges! Chasm gets caught with a short powerbomb from Crusade. Crusade whips Chasm into the turnbuckles!"

Mick Mooney: "WHOA! Total bust dude... Crusade charged towards Chasm but Chasm dodges and Crusade hits the turnbuckles shoulders first... Bummer."

Jim Jackson: "Chasm with a good one two combo stuns Crusade. Chasm going for a high kick... Blocked by Crusade! Flying knee to the face from Crusade. Chasm takes a butterfly suplex from Crusade. Irish whip and Chasm is sent crashing to the corner... Crusade rushes in..."

Mick Mooney: "Whoa! That was like a last minute save dude! Chasm gets a foot up right before Crusade crashed into him. Talk about wipeout man. Right on the face too!"

Jim Jackson: "Tag between Chasm and Jolene. Jolene hits a high kick on Crusade. Hard back suplex on Crusade. Crusade elbows Jolene in the face to break a hammerlock. Vertical suplex by Crusade. Front legsweep slam by Crusade. Crusade lifts his opponent into the air before dropping them down face first in a gordbuster, as she starts to get up, Crusade lunges forward, kneeing Jolene square in the temple, brutally executing The Damnation. Crusade for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two! Three!"

Mick Mooney: "Man, that Crusade made fast work on Jolene... And now it's now all dudes left."

Jim Jackson: "It's Bob Bobbie who takes over after the elimination of Jolene. He dodges a chop from Crusade! Double B hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Double B uses a basement dropkick to the knee, followed by a kick to the back of the head! Crusade goes down! He hooks the leg..."

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Mick Mooney: "Crusade kicks out at two! How shameful would it be if he got pinned by a nerd... That would be like totally uncool."

Jim Jackson: "Double B hits a high kick on Crusade, but Crusade stumbles back to his feet. Crusade reverses a hip toss. Face-first suplex from Crusade. Crusade with a hammerlock on Bob Bobbie's injured wrist! BOB BOBBIE TAPS!!! BOB BOBBIE TAPS!!!"

Mick Mooney: "Whoa, that Crusade dude is on a roll, two straight eliminations, all that's left is Chasm..."

Jim Jackson: "Chasm quickly enters the ring and takes Crusade by surprise... Crusade walks into a high dropkick from Chasm. Chasm goes for a hammerlock, the same move that eliminated Bob Bobbie... Crusade reverses it and transitions it into a reverse DDT on Chasm. Crusade for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Mick Mooney: "Chasm somehow manages to kick out. But I think he's still seeing stars dude..."

Jim Jackson: "Crusade lunges at his opponent, elbowing him to the ground. instantly Crusade kicks Chasm in the head before locking him in a double arm bar resembling a grotesque cross, executing The Revelations! Chasm is caught... WAIT! Chasm's foot makes it to the bottom rope! The ref calls for a rope break but Crusade holds on! The ref begins the five count!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two! Three! Four..."

Mick Mooney: "Close shave man... Crusade almost got himself disqualified there dude..."

Jim Jackson: "Crusade sets Chasm up for a sleeper hold... Chasm spins out but gets caught again. Crusade going for a piledriver... Chasm backdrops Crusade out of a piledriver attempt. Bodyslam by Chasm. Chasm performs an extreme boot to the abdomen of his opponent before slingshotting off the second rope, Chasm drives his fist into the back of his opponents head slamming him to the mat, its Chasm's finisher Dark Rising! Chasm goes for the pin!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two! Thre..."

Mick Mooney: "WHOA! That was like a nanosecond away from a three count! Chasm is like totally in shock man..."

Jim Jackson: "Crusade ducks below Chasm's wide swing. Crusade lifts his opponent into the air before dropping them down face first in a gordbuster, as he starts to get up, Crusade lunges forward, kneeing Chasm square in the temple, brutally executing The Damnation. Crusade hooks the leg..."

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two! Thre..."

Mick Mooney: "DOUBLE WHOA! This time it's Crusade's turn to be shocked... This is totally awesome man and the crowd agrees."

Jim Jackson: "Crusade throws a middle kick... Blocked by Chasm who shoves him to the canvas. Chasm stalks his opponent waiting for them to get up. With a sudden burst of speed Chasm leaps onto his opponent grabbing the shoulders while driving both knees into their chest. Chasm uses his knees to pin his opponent, it's the Lost Requiem!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two! Three!"

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match via pinfall and advancing to fight Colton Charles Cai Cobb for the LLP World Title in a lumberjack match later this evening... CHASM!"

Mick Mooney: "Chasm wins it and... WHOA!!! Crusade just like blindsided Chasm dude! CRUSADE LOCKS IN HIS SUBMISSION FINISHER THE REVALATIONS!!!"

CRACK!!!

Jim Jackson: "OH MY GOD THAT SICKENING SOUND!!! I THINK CRUSADE JUST DISLODGED CHASM'S ARM FROM HIS SHOULDER!!! HOW CAN CHASM EVEN FIGHT LATER ON? DON'T TELL ME C4 WINS BY DEFAULT?!"

Just then EMTs rush out to check on Chasm as Crusade grins looking at the carnage he has wrought. After an inspection, the EMTs shake their heads as they escort Chasm out of the ring and into the back. "Make Them Suffer" by Cannibal Corpse starts playing on the speakers as smoke is bellowed out from smoke machines. Out from the smoke the figure of Marcus Troy, the general manager of Lucha Libre Puroresu emerges from the back. Dressed in a three piece Armani suit, he quickly strides down the walkway and enters the ring with a mic in one hand and a lit cigar in another.

Marcus Troy: "It seems like Chasm won't be able to continue to fight tonight... But! I don't think we should let Colton Charles Cai Cobb just walk out with the LLP World Title without a match... So... Crusade shall take responsibility for his actions and face C4 for the title tonight in place of Chasm!"

The crowd start booing at the announcement as Crusade's grin just got wider. Marcus Troy ignores the boos and makes his exit.

Mick Mooney: "What a turn of events dude... Now it's Crusade who's getting a title shot! Totally righteous of the boss not giving C4 a free ticket for the title."

Jim Jackson: "RIGHTEOUS?! WHAT ARE YOU SNIFFING! C4 WON BY CHEATING AND CRUSADE GOT HIS SLOT BY ATTACKING THE RIGHTFUL CANDIDATE AFTER THE MATCH IS OVER!!! THIS IS A FARCE!!!"

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Subject: Re: Banzai Ultimo 04/29/2012 Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:02 am

"Sound Of Madness" by Shinedown starts to play as Ray Kamaura begins striding towards the ring. His seven foot frame towers over everything until he comes to the apron. Ray grabs the top rope and steps onto the ring then over the ropes into the ring. He swiftly moves to a turnbuckle and climbs it raises on arm into the air. Ray hops down and looks at his new surroundings.

Ray Kamaura: :I could come out here and demand that i be placed into the Championship matches, like I would have done back in the ULOL, or I could simply keep my mouth shut and earn my shot. I have held a few titles in my time, but never a world title. It’s because I was all talk, and until the later part of my career, I couldn't back it up. When I started at the ULOL Marcus Troy signed me with a very generous contract. He expected much of me."

Ray stops as the crowd jeers the very mention of Marcus Troy. It's clear they don't like him.

Ray Kamaura: "I battled Bloodflame and UJJ in a triple threat match. I won by sheer dumb luck and that kicked off my ego. Then I talked the talk with Shogun, and I couldn't walk the walk. The list goes on. I lost to Conway, Allister King, Arnold Goodfella Bold, then finally I lost the biggest match of my career against the man who was my subordinate. I used my strength to bully him and made myself seem better than he was. Yuki Monotomo beat me to become the number one contender."

Ray's voice becomes raspy as he choked back some emotions.

Ray Kamaura: "It was a wake-up call. I wasn't the best superstar there was and I was now aware of it. I needed to change, so I did. Ray Kamaura learned to talk the talk and walk the walk. I went undefeated for the rest of my time in the ULOL. I still have not been beaten. So Tonight I will win my match and prove that I am a changed man. Ray Kamaura will be a World Champion."

Ray Kamaura drops his microphone and his music was queued. The walked out of the ring with his head held high.

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VS

VS

Apocalypse VS Ray Kamaura VS Richard "The Dragon" Johnson

Jim Jackson: "And now we have a three-way triangle match, with Apocalypse going against LLP's newest acquisition Ray Kamaura going against a legend of the wrestling world Richard "The Dragon" Johnson. This match will give the two finalists in the LLP World Title Tournament to rest before their fated match."

Mick Mooney: "Oh this is going to be gnarly match dude, I can't wait to see which of these guys will conquer the wave and stand on the peak of awesomeness tonight."

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a three-way triangle match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, weighing in at 400 pounds and standing at 6 feet 7 inches tall, hailing from Moscow, Russia... APOCALYPSE!"

The Russian Folk song "Korobeiniki" echoes around the arena. The genre of the song changes as a Heavy Metal version of the song takes over. Apocalypse appears at the top of the ramp with his arms outstretched and with a huge grin on his face. He makes his way down the ramp and shakes some of the crowd's hands. He makes his way over to the ring and jumps up onto the ring apron. He steps over the ringropes to enter the ring. He then rips his shirt apart to take it off and he throws it into the crowd. He stretches in the ring while he waits for the match to start.

Jasmine Lee: "Introducing next, weighing in 350 pounds and standing at 7 feet 1 inch tall, hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania... RAY KAMAURA!"

"Sound Of Madness" by Shinedown starts to play as Ray Kamaura begins striding towards the ring. His seven foot frame towers over everything until he comes to the apron. Ray grabs the top rope and steps onto the ring then over the ropes into the ring. He swiftly moves to a turnbuckle and climbs it raises on arm into the air.

Jasmine Lee: "Introducing next, weighing in 350 pounds and standing at 7 feet 1 inch tall, hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania... RAY KAMAURA!"

Suddenly high flames light on, as though the projection screen was set to fire! Richard ''The Dragon'' Johnson makes his way to the ring wearing a cobalt blue silk dobak with a silver twisting dragon from front to back. His black trunks show a large dragon head on the front of his crotch. The Dragon is shielding himself from his magnificence with a pair of mirrored navigator sunglasses. As he steps into the ring, Johnson spreads open his arms to the crowd, which opens up his robe and exposes his muscular body and the dragon head on his shorts.

Jasmine Lee: "The referee for this match is Jack B. Nimble. LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson: "All three men look ready to go at each other... And there's the bell!"

Mick Mooney: "Whoa! And both that Russian dude and that Dragon dude goes after that Kamaura dude! Talk about two on one..."

Jim Jackson: "Ray Kamaura receives some punishment from both Apocalypse and Richard "The Dragon" Johnson. Kamaura gets stunned by a double uppercut from both wrestlers... The Dragon leaps to the ropes... Springboard spin kick on Apocalypse! Another springboard attempt by The Dragon... This time the Russian catches him in mid-air! Apocalypse bodyslams Richard Johnson."

Mick Mooney: "Whoa man, so much for that alliance... That Russian dude just flattened The Dragon. I guess he wants a win after losing his debut match."

Jim Jackson: "Apocalypse goes high risk... Apocalypse only gets knees on a splash as Richard Johnson rolls out of the way. Running knee lift from Ray Kamaura stuns Apocalypse! Apocalypse is spun around around... Springboard tornado DDT by The Dragon on Kamaura followed by a legdrop."

Mick Mooney: "That Kamaura dude got blasted man... Ooh! Pinfall attempt by The Dragon!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Jim Jackson: "Apocalypse breaks the three count. Apocalypse drives a thrust kick into the chest of The Dragon. Richard Johnson is sent flying to the corner! Apocalypse charges in... Big body avalanche smashes unto The Dragon! Apocalypse for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Mick Mooney: "Whoa! Awesome save by Kamaura! He smashed both his fists into that Russian dude's back..."

Jim Jackson: "It's called a double axe handle Mick and Apocalypse isn't happy... He blocks a right by Kamaura and counters with a headbutt! Kamaura is sent reeling... SPEAR! Kamaura gets tackled! Apocalypse lifts Richard Johnson.... The Dragon slips out the back of a Apocalypse bodyslam."

Mick Mooney: "Whoa! That Dragon dude is pretty slippery... That Russian dude tries to catch that Dragon dude but he's too fast. That Russian dude must feel pretty bogus now..."

Jim Jackson: "Richard Johnson goes to work on the legs of Apocalypse with a series of sharp kicks all the time dodging the wild swings from the big Russian! Ray Kamaura comes charging in... The Dragon dodges! The Dragon lifts the big man! "

Mick Mooney: "WHOA! That is da bomb! Kamaura almost decape... Decapa... Took off that Russian dude's head with that clothesline!"

Jim Jackson: "Richard Johnson this time with a thrust kick to Kamaura's midsection. Big knee to the big man's head by The Dragon. spinning side kick connects! The Dragon goes high risk... Flying dropkick sends the big man down! The Dragon strains as he tries to lift the big man... Can he do it? YES HE DOES! Richard Johnson hits a delayed suplex on Kamaura. Pin!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Mick Mooney: "Whoa! Close shave dude... The Dragon thought that he had it in the bag but that Kamaura dude still managed to kick out!"

Jim Jackson: "Richard Johnson goes for a submission... I think it's his finisher! This could be it! We may see Riding the Cloud, The Dragon's submission finisher! Richard ''The Dragon'' Johnson locks both of his opponent's legs with his in a surfboard rocking back and hooks his opponent's head into a dragon sleeper..."

Mick Mooney: "Oh! A big boot to the head by that Russian dude forces The Dragon to release Kamaura! Bummer man..."

Jim Jackson: "A big chop from Apocalypse goes through Richard Johnson's defense! Apocalypse crunches his hand into a fist and calls to Richard "The Dragon" Johnson to get up. As Richard "The Dragon" Johnson turns around Apocalypse sends the huge right fist... THE DRAGON DODGED!!! HE DODGED THE IRON FIST!!! Richard ''The Dragon'' Johnson cries out striking his opponent with a left open-handed chop to the temple followed immediately with a right open-handed chop to the mid-section finishing with a spinning ax kick to the back of the head The Dragon drops his opponent to the mat executing a Reign Of Fire! Apocalypse is down! The Dragon could win this!"

Mick Mooney: "Don't count your chickens yet Jim... That Kamaura dude is up on his feet now!"

Jim Jackson: "Richard Johnson sees Ray Kamaura he charges in... The Dragon misses his attack! Ray Kamaura kicks Richard ''The Dragon'' Johnson in the gut causing Richard ''The Dragon'' Johnson to double over, puts his right shoulder to the back of Richard ''The Dragon'' Johnson's neck, grabs the back of their legs and quickly lifts them up. Ray holds the pose for a few seconds and then falls onto his butt, crushing Richard ''The Dragon'' Johnson's neck on his shoulder executing The End Game!"

Mick Mooney: "Wait! Now it's that Russian dude who's back up on his feet! He's still seeing stars though..."

Jim Jackson: "Ray Kamaura grabs Apocalypse by the neck. Ray Kamaura then lifts Apocalypse up and slams Apocalypse... ON TOP OF RICHARD "THE DRAGON" JOHNSON!!! It's The Game Changer! Kamaura pins both men down..."

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two! Three!"

Mick Mooney: "Happy days are here for Kamaura!"

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match via pinfall... RAY KAMAURA!"

Jim Jackson: "An impressive win by Kamaura tonight... He certainly made his make here in LLP with this eye-popping debut."

Mick Mooney: "He's totally awesome... Kamaura is a monster, watch out LLP!"

Banzai Ultimo 04/29/2012 Separa10

LUCHA LIBRE PURORESU WORLD TITLE MATCH

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VS

Colton Charles Cai Cobb VS Crusade

Jim Jackson: "Welcome to the main event of the evening folks, Colton Charles Cai Cobb and Crusade... Two men who are hungry for the top prize here in LLP shall soon face each other in battle."

Mick Mooney: "This will be LEGENDARY Jimbo... Really! I can't wait to see who walks away as the new champ and who walks away as a chump."

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main event of the evening! The following contest is a lumberjack match scheduled for one fall and is for the LLP World Title! Introducing first, weighing in at 235 pounds and standing 6 feet 6 inches tall, hailing from Boston, Massachusetts... COLTON CHARLES CAI COBB!"

Bond's "Explosive" starts blaring out of the speakers as the silhouette of the penultimate wrestler, covered in smoke and with a light show on, Colton Charles Cai Cobb is seen as the curtain rises with his back facing the crowd. He turns around with a smirk on his face and an air of arrogance as he makes his way to the ring ignoring the loud boos which echo the ringside. He enters the ring, flexes and stretches waiting for the match to begin.

Jasmine Lee: "And his opponent for tonight, weighing in at 220 pounds and standing at 5 feet 10 inches tall, hailing from the pearly gates... CRUSADE!"

A loud, eerie chanting begins to chime through the arena before "The Beast" (Evangelion 2.0 soundtrack) begins to play. After a moment Crusade shambles out onto the ring ramp, his hair nearly covering his face as he makes his way to the ring. The zealot is wearing a plain blue jean shorts along with wrestling boots, he is bare chested, showing off the tattoo of a cross on his chest. Once near the ring he rolls in, quickly making his way to the back end of the ring to await the start of the match.

Jasmine Lee: "The referee for this match is Jack B. Nimble. LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson: "The lumberjacks slowly file out from the back, Bob Bobbie, Christy Chase, Cousin Buford, The Morbidly Obese Man and Jolene. They station themselves outside the ring, ready to throw whoever falls out back into the squared circle. And there's the bell! Both men engage and lock arms... Colton Charles Cai Cobb snap suplexes Crusade. Armbar takedown from Colton Charles Cai Cobb, nicely done. Big dropkick by Colton Charles Cai Cobb, who got good elevation. Crusade tastes a high angle back suplex."

Mick Mooney: "C4 is totally getting into top gear as Crusade seems to be stalling... If Crusade doesn't rev up his engine we may have a short main event."

Jim Jackson: "Crusade hits a right hand out of nowhere. Gut buster, C4 hits hard. C4 walks into a jaw breaker. Colton Charles Cai Cobb crashes into the canvas! Crusade hooks the leg..."

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Mick Mooney: "C4 kicks out at two... Looks like this time Crusade like totally reversed the momentum... This match hasn't even warmed up and it already is giving us awesome action. COWABUNGA!"

Jim Jackson: "C4 blocks a suplex attempt. Colton Charles Cai Cobb hits a delayed suplex on Crusade. C4 grabs Crusade... He throws him over the top rope!"

Mick Mooney: "Whoa man! Crusade lands on the apron! Totally gnarly dude!"

Jim Jackson: "Colton Charles Cai Cobb charges forward... Oh! C4 takes an elbow! Crusade with a suplex from the apron... HE SUCCEEDS SACRIFICING HIS OWN BODY AS HE SUPLEXES C4 OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!"

Mick Mooney: "Whoa! That like totally blew my mind man. And now everyone outside is going after both wrestlers..."

Jim Jackson: "A few beating and Crusade is thrown back into the ring... Colton Charles Cai Cobb on the other hand just got Irish whipped into the steel steps by The Morbidly Obese Man... I guess TMOM wants some payback..."

Mick Mooney: "Looks like C4 is getting his ass handed to him by that really really fat dude! Did he just pull out a pair of brass knuckles from between his fat folds?! That is totally nasty dude."

Jim Jackson: "The Morbidly Obese Man hits Colton Charles Cai Cobb with The Love Handle Surprise! C4 is busted open! Satisfied he rolls C4 back into the ring."

Mick Mooney: "Oh man, C4 is bleeding all over the place... Crusade goes for the cover... This could be it man..."

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Jim Jackson: "Colton Charles Cai Cobb holds on as he gets a shoulder up at two. Crusade throws C4 into the ropes with an Irish whip... back body drop countered with a kick to the face! Colton Charles Cai Cobb with a reverse suplex. Cover!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Mick Mooney: "Only a two count, C4 has got to end this quick, he's like totally painting the canvas red with his blood..."

Jim Jackson: "Colton Charles Cai Cobb misses a big legdrop. Armbar takedown from Crusade, nicely done. Crusade drops an elbow...but misses. C4 quickly goes for an armbar attempt!"

Mick Mooney: "WHOA!!! Nice move by C4 but does he have enough strength to hold on since he is gushing out blood?"

Jim Jackson: "Crusade slips free! Now he counters the armbar with a triangle choke! C4 is in trouble here... No wait! C4 lifts Crusade up... He slams Crusade down unto the canvas! Crusade's hold loosens and C4 quickly applies a Texas Cloverleaf!"

Mick Mooney: "Awesome move by C4! He used his superior size and strength to counter Crusade's triangle choke... Crusade reaches for the ropes... He makes it!"

Jim Jackson: "Colton Charles Cai Cobb charges towards Crusade... Crusade ducks and pulls the top rope down! C4 GOES OVER! WAIT! C4 manages to land on the ring arpon! A big clothesline takes Crusade down!"

Mick Mooney: "That TMOM dude pulls C4 off the apron! Uh-oh... Looks like C4 is in trouble..."

Jim Jackson: "C4 dodges the lariat attempt by TMOM and counters with a DDT on the outside! He quickly rushes back into the ring before the lumberjacks can get to him. Crusade with a dropkick... C4 sidesteps! Crusade takes a butterfly suplex from C4. Colton Charles Cai Cobb knocks his opponent down and sits on his opponent's back. Grabbing both his opponent's arms, Colton Charles Cai Cobb pulls them across his opponents neck in a "X" until his opponent passes out executing an excruciating RDX!"

Mick Mooney: "C4 WINS! C4 WINS! WE HAVE A CHAMPION!"

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match and NEW LLP WORLD CHAMPION... COLTON CHARLES CAI COBB!"

Jim Jackson: "In an explosive match, Colton Charles Cai Cobb wins the title and becomes the first LLP World Champion! This could be the beginning of a new era here in LLP."

Mick Mooney: "I totally agree Jimbo... This is a LEGENDARY match! What a way to end the night."

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Jim Jackson: "Tonight we saw a man rise to the top to claim the top prize here in LLP. Congratulations to Colton Charles Cai Cobb for becoming LLP's first World Champion. I may not agree with the method he used to obtain his title slot but I do not deny the man his due."

Mick Mooney: "That's right Jimbo, tonight C4 reeked with awesomeness. He defeated wrestlers of different shapes and sizes to take that shiny gold belt. The question now is if his awesomeness will continue or will he wipeout and drop the belt to a new contender... Either way tonight was a LEGENDARY night of wrestling here in LLP."

Jim Jackson: "You are correct there Mick, C4 may have won the title but keeping it is another matter. Unfortunately that's all the time we have for tonight so until next time, this is Jim Jackson saying good night and good fight!"

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Subject: Re: Banzai Ultimo 04/29/2012

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