All the on-air staff of ULOL can be used for RPs except the general manager Marcus Troy and vice-general manager Eunice P. Winslow.
General Manager: Marcus Troy (Heel) - He's your typical bad ass, tobacco smoking tyrant, the only thing he likes more than himself is money.
Vice-General Manager: Eunice P. Winslow (Face) - A tough old bat who has worked in different wrestling promotions. She controls a minority share in ULOL thus holds the VGM position. She is a no-nonsense 80 year old who does not get intimidated and knows how to kick back.
In-Ring Announcer: Jasmine Lee (Face) - She's a pretty and charming Eurasian.
Commentator: Jim Jackson (Face) - ULOL's play-by-play commentator.
Color Commentator: Brad Blood (Heel)- He's a jackass on the announce table and loves to insult faces.
Backstage Interviewer: Lex Lexington (Tweener) - Backstage interviewer who stays out of backstage politics in the roster.
Trainer: Chuck Norris (Face) - Yeah! Chuck always kicks ass. Go Walker!
Asst. Trainer: Richard Simmons (Face) - He hates obesity with a vengeance.
Doctor: Dr. Booboo B. Gone (Face) - The miracle doctor of ULOL, he has the remedy for any ailment.
Nurse: Emma Enema (Tweener) - Hot nurse, with a fetish for enemas.
Referee: Jack B. Nimble (Tweener) - Fast to count, sometimes, too fast.
Referee: Don Q. Hotte (Face) - Vision impaired referee.
Referee: Sully S. Calawag (Heel) - Money talks.
Intern: Bob Bobbie (Face) - ULOL gopher and regular pushover. Still lives with his mom.