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 Lucha Loco 01/06/2011

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PostSubject: Lucha Loco 01/06/2011   Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:19 am

Jim Jackson: "Good evening folks and welcome to Lucha Loco and what a show we have for you tonight!"

Brad Blood: "That's right Jim, get ready to see you favorite ULOL superstars in action tonight!"

Jim Jackson: "I know everyone is getting impatient... So without further ado, LET THE LUNACY BEGIN!"

'Warriors Code' hits the arena speakers, the crowd jumps to their feet and start cheering at the sound of the familiar entrance theme. After a few moments Raven Connoly runs out onto the stage. She is wearing a white blouse, tied off above her stomach and a few buttons undone at the top to show just the right amount of cleavage to keep things interesting, she has on a red plaid skirt, red chucks, and her fire red hair is pulled into pig tails. She stops on the top of the ramp, throws her fist in the air and screams as a barrage of fire works go off behind her. She starts to run/skip down the ramp slapping the fans hands. She rolls into the ring and climbs up the turnbuckle and throws her arms out to her sides before pointing out into the crowd. Raven leaps off the turnbuckle, and then does the same thing at the other three corners before settling in the center of the ring. Rave smiles broadly as she basks in the fans cheers.

Raven Connoly: "GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!!"

The crowd erupts into cheers at Ravens words, Raven smiles again as she looks around the arena.

Raven Connoly: "OHHHHH, it feels so good to be back in this ring, I missed this so much, I missed all of you. OK, technically I was back last week, but I didn't get a chance to come out here and talk to all of you last week. I do apologize, but to tell you the truth I was just too terrified to come out here. You see I got hurt pretty bad in my match against Hillbilly Phil a few months ago. After the match I went into a coma, I was unconscious for three weeks, and when I came to the doctors told me I'd never wrestle again."

The crowd turns into a sea of boo's at these words.

Raven Connoly: "I know, right!? I was devastated, so I checked out right then and there because I had no interest in anything else that doctor had to say. My Father was there, 'Let's get to work!' was all he said, he didn't even give me a choice. The next weeks were pure hell, my Dad's training regiments was the most grueling thing I've ever been through. I have never been in so much pain in my life, but my Dad wouldn't let me quit, no matter how much I begged him to let me.
That brings us to last week, when I got to the arena a wave of terror came over me. What if the doctor was right, what if getting back in that ring killed me? I was a wreck, I was terrified, for the first time in my life, I didn't want to walk down that aisle and into this ring, but then I remembered all of you. All of you, who have stood by me, cheered for me, no matter what I was up against, you supported me. I told myself it doesn't matter how scared you are, you have a duty not to let those fans down. On top of that, I can only imagine what my Father would do to me if I didn't come out here and face my fears.
So I walked though those curtains, and all of you jumped to your feet and cheered like you have always done for me. That's all it took, I knew it then, I was home, and I was ready. And guess what Doc? I walked out of that ring after my match, not only did I walk out, I walked out the winner!! So thank you, all of you, for once again being there when I needed you."

The crowd erupts in cheers and 'Raven' chants.

Raven Connoly: "Which brings me to my next point, last week was just the begining. I'm putting the whole locker room on notice, I'm not going to stop until Raven Connoly is back on top. I don't care how long it takes, I don't care who I have to face, I won't stop until the ULOL Primo Ultimo title is mine!!!!"

Raven throws down her mic and throws her fist in the air as the crowd goes wild.

Before Raven can leave the ring A Victim, A Target by Misery Signals blasts though the arena speakers ans the lights begin to flash on and off. As the lyrics begin Shogun bursts from behind the curtains with fire erupting from the ramp beside him, his Primo Ultimo championship around his waist. Shogun begins to make his way to the ring with a broad smile on his face his eyes still show the hatred for the people in the arena and the pure intensity can still be seen in Shoguns body language as he walks down the ramp. As he makes it to the ring he runs up and rolls into the ring taking the title off his waist and hoisting it into the air with one arm before putting it over one shoulder. Shogun picks up a mic from a ring attendant and begins to speak.

Shogun: "What a touching story Raven! The story of a fight to return to the top of the mountain where you were knocked off by an injury...well Raven there is one simple problem with your plan to return to the top."

Shogun looks directly into Ravens eyes as he smirks slightly.

Shogun: "Once you reach the top and I know you will...the only thing you will have to meet you there is me The Demonic God. The BEST wrestler in the world! This is MY show now! without me ULOL would be another flash in the pan promotion with a 2 month long shelf life!"

Shogun takes a step closer to raven as if to show her the title over his shoulder as the crowd loudly boos at his comments.

Shogun: "You see Raven I have studied you ever since we stepped into the same ring together in BTWE. Since then you have done nothing but improve and I respect you for the work you have gone through to get where you are today hell you were a world champion before me! The problem if however while you have worked hard to get where you are I have SUFFERED through a career of forcing myself to become the best. from the mere age of fourteen I have wrestled NONSTOP I have been through hardship after hardship for more than a decade to get where I am today!"

Shogun clenches his fists with pent up frustration.

Shogun: "You see this title Raven? This is my life I have worked for my entire career to hold a world championship such as this and I will be DAMNED if I were to give it up to you! You will not pull ahead of me again Raven Connoly!"

Shogun: "You may have defeated Joe Bow and Glide but you see what took you many matches to accomplish only took me one each...I have defeated Joe Bow easily. My final match in WHW was a victory over the man who may have been your greatest challenge yet. Well now you are looking at the man who will defeat you Raven...you see while you have improved so have I and now I am the Primo Ultimo champion! The best of the best!"

Shogun raises the title to a chorus of boos from the crowd.

Shogun: "I look forward to the day that we eventually meet in this ring again Raven because when we do it will be the greatest match in either of our respective careers...however it is a match that I intend to win at ALL costs...even if that means ending your career once and for all..."

Shogun drops the mic and waits for a moment for Raven to speak.

Raven Connoly: "Well hello there Shogun, long time no see, I see our rant hasn't changed any."

Raven dramatically puts the back of her hand to her forhead and throws herself backwards against the ropes.

Raven Connoly: "Oh poor Shogun and his awful, poor, horrible life."

Raven looks at Shogun as she casually removes her hand from her forhead and drapes it over the top rope. Shogun looks a little taken a back at first, before his usual look of hate flows back over his face.

Raven Connoly: "You're right Shogun, I've changed a lot since the 18 year old newbie I was back in our BTWE days. I remember back then telling you how much I looked up to you, and how much I hated what you were turning into. I remember trying so hard to get the old Shogun I grew up looking up to back."

Raven stands back up as her expression becomes much more serious.

Raven Connoly: "That Raven's gone Shogun, just like that Shogun is. You're miserable because you want to be miserable. Do you think you're the only one who has suffered in this business, do you really think you're the only one who's entire life has been wrestling. I started wrestling when I was 5, I've been in this business ever sense working my ass off, and there is a locker room of superstars back there who have worked their ass off just as hard as you and I to be the best. You like to think you've suffered more then anyone else in the world, well that's bull, I'm not saying you haven't suffered, that you haven't sacrificed more than anyone should have too, but to say you've worked harder, that you've sacrificed more then everyone else, that you deserve that belt more than anybody else, well, like I said, there's a whole locker room who will challenge that statement."

Raven walks up to Shogun so that their faces are almost touching.

Raven Connoly: "As for ending my career, get in line, you're not the first one to say that to me, and you won't be the last. People have been trying to end my career since I started it, I'm still here, if you think you can do it, then bring it Shogun, but you better bring everything you've got, because this little girl doesn't go down easy."

Raven walks backwards, leans against the top rope, and does a back flip out of the ring. She starts to walk backwards up the ramp, slapping a few fans hands as she walks up, eyes locked on Shoguns.

Shogun picks up the fallen mic eyes still locked on Raven

Shogun: "I only hope you know what you are getting yourself into Raven...I do not want to hurt you but you will give me no choice...you see this belt is my life...without it there is nothing. when you step into this ring across from me I hope that you understand that it is nothing personal...you were always my favorite up and comer in this business however now that I have reached my life's ambition I have no intentions of ever letting it slip away again..."

Shogun drops the mic and exits the ring slowly looking nearly stricken.

The arena lights switch off as the ULOL tron lights up. A cloaked figure is barely visible in the the background, guarded by the darkness. The tone and pitch of his voice has been changed to hide his identity.

The Mysterious Figure: "Quiwhateverthehell your name is. My name.. is something you have definitely heard before. Perhaps.. in a dream. More specifically a nightmare. Luckily enough for us both, my name will not be revealed. Now Quiwhatshisface, I like to consider myself a business man, and for you sir, I have a business proposition. You have something that belongs to me. It's shiny, weighs a fair bit, and it's currently in your grasp. Yes, if you have not caught on already I am talking about the ULOL Ligero Maximo title."

The mysterious figure pauses for a brief second as he catches his breath. A huge pop comes from the crowd, but slowly dies down as the cloaked figure begins to speak again.

The Mysterious Figure: "Now.. I am about to make you an offer that only a fool would say no to. You're going to give me your title belt. If you do so, you'll have a great career, just without the title. But if you choose to decline my offer, you'll wont have a career at all. That is assuming when you get out of hospital.. 'IF' you get out of hospital.. But even then you wont have much of a career. If I have not received word from you by the next show, I can only assume that you have declined my offer and action will take place affective immediately. Ta ta for now."

A brief moment of footage is seen of this cloaked figure. He puts his hands together making a triangle and places it over where his left eye would be. Then he is seen laughing hysterically. The ULOL immediately switches off. The crowd remains speechless, until the lights come back on.

The scene opens and we see The Morbidly Obese Man standing inside the office of the vice-general manager Eunice Winslow. It seems that both of them are in deep conversation. The camera slowly pans closer as the voices coming from both parties get louder, loud enough for the audience to hear.

The Morbidly Obese Man: "So you see Mrs. Winslow, I'd rather offer soul to you than beg for a match from Marcus Troy. Just think of the advantages, you have your own personal enforcer... ME! No one in the roster is more intimidating than I."

The Morbidly Obese Man pauses and folds his arms in front of the vice-general manager showing off his intimidating form.

The Morbidly Obese Man: "All you need to do is to book the match, Morbidly Unstoppable versus Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing and Shogun. Besides, think of all the rating we will pull from a main event like that."

The big wrestler notices that the vice-general manager seems to be leaning towards his favor.

The Morbidly Obese Man: "C'mon don't tell we you wouldn't want to get one over that pompous ass Troy. What better way to do it?"

Mrs. Eunice Winslow slowly thinks of the proposal The Morbidly Obese Man just offered. She leans forward staring at the big wrestler int the eyes and replies.

Eunice P. Winslow: "So basically you are telling me to stir the hornet's nest is that right? It's true that I do not like Marcus Troy and that the only reason he is in power is because ULOL was in financial ruin when he offered his millions... So far Marcus has turned things around, we started making profit, we got a television deal..."

The tough old authority figure then leans back thinking deeply.

Eunice P. Winslow: "But then again, I guess I've sat back long enough. I should also remind Marcus that he doesn't have full reign in ULOL. That though limited in power, I still have authority here in ULOL. Fine! Morbidly Unstoppable gets their match against Q and Shogun. And as for your services... I expect that you WILL be available whenever and where ever I call for you, do you understand?"

A smile creeps across The Morbidly Obese Man's face.

The Morbidly Obese Man: "I'll be here ready to do your bidding ma'am, you definitely made the right decision."

The Morbidly Obese Man waits for Mrs. Eunice P. Winslow for finish writing and signing the memo that books the match he requested. He takes the memo and his grin grows wider.

The Morbidly Obese Man: "Now this is what you call a MAIN EVENT! Thank you again Mrs. Winslow, as promised, I shall become your own personal enforcer."

The Morbidly Obese Man quickly heads out the door ecstatic he got one over Marcus Troy, not knowing that his actions just put in motion something that would rattle the very foundations of ULOL as the scene slowly fades to black.

Stryper's “To Hell With The Devil” pumps out of the sound system as a Reverend in a long robe walks out onto the entrance ramp. Bowing his head for a moment in prayer, the cloaked man raises his left fist to God and covers his heart with his right hand and a bible. Reverend Thomas Gilden makes his way down the ramp, pausing regularly to shake hands with fans, as well as bless a few people along the way. Finally climbing up into the ring, he pulls a microphone from his robes and signals for silence.

Reverend Thomas Gilden: "Brothers and Sisters, thank you for the warm welcome! For those that don’t yet know me, I am the Lords humble servant, Reverend Thomas Gilden!"

Several of the Reverends fans in attendance cheer, but most in the arena stay quite.

Reverend Thomas Gilden: "I would like to first thank God for bringing me here. When I arrived here at ULOL, I wasn’t sure what my purpose was to be here, for God has taken me many places as his servant, but here… here is a very special place. It didn’t take me long to figure out why I was brought here. Just last week I arrived, and what was the first thing I saw?”

The Reverend looks up at the ULOL Tron as a clip starts playing…

Allister King: "Right mate."

Allister headbutts the priest breaking his nose. He then proceeds to rip his shirt off and throw it at the priest.

Allister King: "It's on now!!"

Allister dives on top of the priest and starts to bite him until the attendants try to break it up.

Allister King: "You want some as well, do ye?"

Allister screams and runs headfirst into the people knocking most of them down.

Allister King: "Who's the king? Who's the king? Not this wee bastard that's for sure."

Allister picks up the baby that he set on the floor so he could lie down.

Priest: "Don't harm the child!"

Allister laughs at the priest.

As the clip ends, Reverend Thomas Gilden stands in the center of the ring.

RTG, bowing his head: Assaulting a member of the frock. Assaulting the members of His body. Defiling a representation of the holy nativity?

The crowd begins to boo Allister’s actions.

Reverend Thomas Gilden: "Brothers and Sisters, is this the representation of the ULOL you want out there in the world? A drunkard that attacks helpless priests and members of the Lords Church celebrating the birth of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?!?!"

The crowd is beginning to get behind the Reverend and chant’s “NO!”

Reverend Thomas Gilden, looking pleased: "I didn’t think so. So, starting tonight, I am here to bring the organized Word of God to the chaos that has taken hold over this great wrestling organization!"

The crowd begins to cheer in earnestness.

Reverend Thomas Gilden: "Allister King, I invite you… NO! I implore you to come down to this ring right now. Stand before me now, before your fellow wrestlers, these fans, the world wide audience, and before GOD himself, and repent of your sins. Let GOD into your HEART! Forgiveness is here, and it is waiting for you. Ask, and the door shall be open unto you… WHAT SAY YOU?!"

The crowd, now in a full fervor, cheers mightily, awaiting Allister King’s response.

A Coyote Howl is heard as Godsmack's Whiskey Hangover begins to blast through the PA system. Allister King rolls out of the backstage in wheelchair with a bottle of whiskey on his lap and a cigarette in his mouth. A microphone is handed to Allister King who looks oblivious to anything thats going on.

Allister King: "Yeah, You in the ring ahh Jesus was it? You said something about something or other but I just can't understand a damn thing you saying. I mean first off all i want to know is who the hell filmed me doing this? I mean I can't remember ever seeing a camera at that bar. Another thing why was there a priest doing some voodoo ritual with a perfectly good bottle of wine I mean I could be drinking that. And........"

Allister takes a drink of his whiskey and finishes his cigarette before flicking it away

Allister King: "Who do you think you are? I mean I work hard for my money I can spend it whatever way I want. Well to be honest, the works hard and somebody's gotta do it I mean its not me but I'm sure someone does it."

Allister takes some more whiskey

Allister King: "I mean there are some lazy bastards about this place. There was this one guy sitting in this wheelchair to damn lazy to walk about. I have to walk about why shouldn't he so I decided to take it to give him a lesson. Like a little bitch he just lay on the ground, crawling after me I mean I can sympathize with him, if been that drunk before where you can't walk. Actually I'm that drunk right now. So just to clear things, Who are you and why did i decide to come out here? I'm wasting perfectly good drinking time."

Allister finishes his whiskey and smashes the bottle.

Allister King: "Bastards never make bottles big enough. Hold on there mate I will be back later just going to go get more booze."

Allister turns around and starts to wheel his way backstage

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PostSubject: Re: Lucha Loco 01/06/2011   Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:20 am

The Masked Man is seen with Stephanie Dawson, who is about to interview him

Stephanie Dawson: "Ok, Masked Man this is your gonna be your first match. Your up against Reverend Thomas Gilden."

The Masked Man just stares at Stephanie Dawson and hands her a piece of paper

Stephanie Dawson: "You want me to read this?"

Masked Man stares at Stephanie again and nods his head

Stephanie Dawson: "The paper says "So, my first match is against Reverend Thomas Gilden. A stupid Religious freak, if this is the best ULOL has to offer, this is gonna be easy!"

The Masked Man then heads to the ring for his match with a huge grin on his face


Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is for one fall! Introducing first, making his way to the ring, from Parts Unknown, here is the Masked Man!"

My Apocalypse by Arch Enemy starts playing around the arena as The Masked Man makes his way down to the ring

Jim Jackson: "And we have, well, a masked wrestler making his debut here in ULOL."

Brad Blood: "Thank you, Dan Rather, for that astute observation."

Jim Jackson: "He's a guy who really hasn't revealed a whole lot about himself since he got here."

Brad Blood: "He's a heavyweight, wears a balaclava on his face to hide his identity, and he thinks his opponent is a pansy."

Jim Jackson: "..."

Brad Blood: "It says so right here, on my crib sheet."

Jasmine Lee: "His opponent! Making his way to the ring, here is Reverend Thomas Gilden!"

Stryper's “To Hell With The Devil” pumps out of the sound system as a Reverend in a long robe walks out onto the entrance ramp. Bowing his head for a moment in prayer, the cloaked man raises his left fist to God and covers his heart with his right hand and a bible. Reverend Thomas Gilden makes his way down the ramp, pausing regularly to shake hands with fans, as well as bless a few people along the way. Finally climbing up into the ring, he pulls a microphone from his robes and signals for silence.

Brad Blood: "Y'know, he never specified which denomination he's a minister of."

Jim Jackson: "What do you mean?"

Brad Blood: "If he's a Calvinist, I'll have to take issue with what they say about how even believing in Christ isn't going to get you to the pearly gates, because it's all been been decided already. I have a problem with people believing in Jesus and dedicating their lives to the guy, only to be told they are still going to Hell because God already gave a spot to some other guy. If he's a Baptist, I think he and I can get along. But if he's a Jehovah's Witness...well, we will just have to agree to disagree."

Jim Jackson: "..."

Brad Blood: "What? What are you giving me that look for?"

Jasmine Lee: "The referee for this match is Don Q. Hotte! And now, LET THE LUNACY BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson: "Gilden and the Masked Man tie up...the Masked Man with a headlock, but Gilden manages to force the Masked Man to the corner. The Masked Man lets go as the referee begins the five count."

Brad Blood: "Gilden stepping back. He's waiting for the Masked Man to meet him in the middle of the ring."

Jim Jackson: "Pretty sporting of him. They lock up again, but the Masked Man cuts Gilden down with a big boot to the breadbasket. Snapmare takedown, but the Reverend quick to stumble back to his feet. Only for the Masked Man to scoop him up for a Michinoku driver!"

Brad Blood: "The Masked Man coming out of the starting gate with both guns blazing!"

Jim Jackson: "Reverend Gilden rolls out of the ring before the Masked Man can follow through, but the Masked Man chases after him! He's pounding away at Reverend Gilden!"

Brad Blood: "And he sends Gilden into the ringsteps oh reversed!"

Jim Jackson: "Reverend Gilden countering the move just in time, sending the Masked Man crashing into the steel steps!"

Brad Blood: "The Masked Man slammed his shoulder hard into the ringsteps!"

Jim Jackson: "Reverend Gilden runs up the steps, launching himself at the Masked Man with a boot to the chest! The Masked Man is sent hurtling into the guardrail!"

Brad Blood: "The Reverend hit a bullseye with that running charge!"

Jim Jackson: "Reverend Gilden dragging the Masked Man to his feet...rolls him back in the ring! The Masked Man trying to stagger back to his feet, but gets clipped with an earclap from the Reverend!"

Brad Blood: "And Gilden goes after the shoulder with a single-arm DDT! He's got the Masked Man down, and he's trying to lock him in the crippler crossface!"

Jim Jackson: "The Masked Man grabbing at the ropes! Don Q. Hotte telling the Reverend to let go, and Reverend Gilden promptly does so. He's waiting for the Masked Man to get to his feet."

Brad Blood: "And there he goes with another shot at the crossface! The Masked Man trying to shake him off!"

Jim Jackson: "Gilden not letting go! He's hammering at the Masked Man's shoulder, trying to bring him down! But the Masked Man grabs Gilden by the hair...knees him in the stomach! He shakes the Reverend loose...sends him crashing into the corner!"

Brad Blood: "The Masked Man's stinger splash attempt gets countered!"

Jim Jackson: "Reverend Gilden raising his foot to meet the Masked Man's face! Gilden runs at the Masked POWERSLAM!"

Brad Blood: "The Masked Man just flattened the preacher!"

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two!"

Brad Blood: "The Masked Man nearly won it!"

Jim Jackson: "The Masked Man taking this opportunity to try and shake off the pain in his shoulder, even as Reverend Thomas Gilden lays crumpled on the mat!"

Brad Blood: "He shares some of that pain with Gilden!"

Jim Jackson: "Ultimate Warrior splash onto the prone Reverend!"

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two!"

Brad Blood: "But he doesn't get the three!"

Jim Jackson: "The Masked Man...getting Gilden to his feet. He whips him HARD into the corner! Gilden practically bounced out of the corner!"

Brad Blood: "He's got him again! Vertical suplex!"

Jim Jackson: "Looks like the Masked Man was trying for a brainbuster, but Gilden managed to move himself enough to keep from being planted on his head!"

Brad Blood: "It looks like the Masked Man is gonna go for another suplex! Maybe this time Reverend Gilden will fall the way he wants him to fall!"

Jim Jackson: "The Masked Man lifting Gilden up in the air but Reverend Gilden slips down behind him! Released German suplex sends the Masked Man crashing into the mat!"

Brad Blood: "He practically bounced his head off the mat like a basketball!"

Jim Jackson: "Reverend Thomas Gilden staggering to his feet, but he's clearly dazed from the Masked Man's assault! The Masked Man himself is struggling to get to his knees!"

Brad Blood: "Gilden's got him in a full nelson! It's his submission move!"

Jim Jackson: "The Masked Man's chin being forced to touch his chest! He's...being forced down to his knees while in the submission hold! Thomas Gilden is having the Masked Man Come to Jesus!"

Brad Blood: "That's the name of his finisher, all right! He's helping the guy see God!"

Jim Jackson: "Don Q. Hotte checks on the Masked Man...and he's raising his arm! It drops! He's raising it again!"

Brad Blood: "Two! And the arm drops a third time! The Masked Man's out cold!"

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match, Reverend Thomas Gilden!"

Jim Jackson: "And now Reverend Gilden is praying over the unconscious form of the Masked Man! He doesn't even look like he enjoyed doing that!"

Brad Blood: "Trying to help someone see the light ain't always a pleasurable thing, Jim. Reverend Gilden praying to make sure Jesus takes care of the Masked Man's soul."

Jim Jackson: "..."

The camera focuses on the locker room door to Ray Kamaura's room. The door opens and Ray is talking on a cell phone.

Ray Kamaura: "Yeah, it was a hard match.... No I didn't win like I thought I would.... Well he is the Primo Ultimo Champion, if I thought it would have been easy I wouldn't have let...Don't interrupt me."

Ray moves to his bag and messes around with a rule book.

Ray Kamaura: "Yeah I know. I'll be back. Yeah bye."

The camera follows Ray into the Lair of the Big Bad Boss. Ray opens the door and slams his hand on the desk of Marcus Troy.

Marcus Troy: "Can I help you Ray?"

Ray Kamaura: "You're damn right you can help me. So last Sunday at the first ever ULOL PPV I pinned The Champ... TWICE. Sadly I Lost the match. But I still deserve my Return Match. Just Because Shogun forced me to tap out means nothing. The fact is I pinned Him twice. I am still the Number One Contender for the ULOL Primo Ultimo Championship. You need to think about that Marcus and make this injustice right. How is it possible that I main evented at the PPV and now I'm up again some bird man with buck teeth and big chin."

The General Manager silently stares at the angry Ray Kamaura for a good while. The expression on Marcus Troy's face gives away how unimpressed he is with the wrestler's threat.

Marcus Troy: "I didn't recall you getting permission to put words in my mouth, Ray."

Troy picks up the nameplate on his desk.

Marcus Troy: "You earned yourself a shot at the Primo Ultimo, just days after you joined the roster. You took the fight to Shogun, and could have won the title. And that's the problem, Ray. You lost 3-2, in an Ironman Match. Shogun scored more points than you, that's why those two precious pins you scored don't mean anything. Do the math."

Troy shows Kamaura his nameplate.

Marcus Troy: "See the words General Manager? That's why you're not wrestling Shogun for the title again this week. I'm giving you an opportunity to prove you're worthy for another chance, because the impression I had was you weren't ready to challenge Shogun."

The General Manager suddenly stands up, face to face with Kamaura.

Marcus Troy: "You had your shot, and Shogun made you surrender in the end. Your submission defense failed you. Your training camp failed you. Your parents failed you. You failed you. Shogun? He was doing what he was supposed to do. I thought I had someone who knew what he was doing in the ring when I signed you, Ray. If you think you're now too big to take on a has-been like the British Hawk, then maybe you shouldn't even show up for the match. I guarantee that will kill any chance you have of competing for a title here again. But if you do beat the British Hawk, then your chances of getting back in the title hunt improve a great deal. This will also depend on how brutal you can get in beating Hawk into a grease spot."

He points to the door.

Marcus Troy: "We're done here."

Ray Storms out of the office and the camera fades to black.

Scene opens in the interview area backstage. Normally we'd see the lovely Stephanie Dawson smiling at the camera, however this time The British Hawk stands there with Stephanie's microphone and Stephanie's smile. He raises the mic to his lips and speaks.

The British Hawk: "Ladies, Gentlemen and carbon copies of all ages! Please join me in welcoming my guest, The lovely, Stephanie Dawson!"

The camera zooms out a little showing the normal ULOL interviewer, who instead has become the interviewee.

The British Hawk: "Now Stephanie, thank you for joining me. First question. We all know you have a thing for Taufik, I personally don't see why but I don't know what turns you birds on. Now do you like the DASHING taufik? or the BIG MEAN AND GREEN taufik? We'd Like you to-"

Stephanie Dawson: "Ok thats enough Hawk, stick to wrestling. Now onto the proper interview. TBH, we've seen Ray Kamura earlier this evening complain to Marcus that he's been dropped from main eventing the PPV to facing you."

The British Hawk: "He said what?! You know, I'd take offence to that if I wasnt the bigger man. I have respected Ray and his abillity, much like I respect the entire roster. However if he's going to cuss me then he doesn't deserve any respect."

Stephanie Dawson: "I'm sure he'll be apologizing soon enough. Haha."

The British Hawk: "Yes maybe he will, but saying sorry doesn't always cut it Steph. Besides I'm not really worried if he likes me or not. I'm only thinking of the possibilities of winning this match. Think about it. Beating the former number one contender for the Primo Ultimo Championship. That should push me into the title picture shouldn't it?"

Stephanie Dawson: "Anythings possible Hawk."

The British Hawk: "Yes! I gotta go get ready!"

TBH runs out of view, Stephanie begins to end the segment when TBH rushes back into view.

The British Hawk: "This concludes another great interview from the one the only! The British Hawk!"

TBH giggles as Stephanie wallops him on the arm. The scene fades.

"Asylum" by Disturbed starts to play as the entrance way explodes with fire. Bloodflame walks through the fire and makes his way to the ring, mic in hand. He rubs his forehead a little, a somewhat troubled look on his face, before he speaks.

Bloodflame: "Okay, so I'm in the back, looking over what I hope are only the preliminary match cards for the next few weeks, and what do I see? No matches for me tonight, or next week! Come on! If that's supposed to be recovery time, then you can take that and shove it up your ass, boss-man! I'll admit last week I wasn't here, but you know damn good and well why. It's not my fault people get all worked up over a little thing like assault and battery and I was in lockup when the show was on the air. I used my phone call to let you know I wouldn't make it."

Bloodflame pauses for a moment, thinking, before he continues.

Bloodflame: "But all that is besides the point, anyway. So, fat man, looks like when I finally get a match it'll be me and you. Good. Something to look forward to, at least. I picture it something like a sledgehammer hitting a brick wall. We'll see what gives first. Should be fun."

Bloodflame grins sadistically at the camera and drops the mic, exiting the ring.

Before Bloodflame could make his way up the ramp, the familiar vibrations of the shaking grounds which signifies the entrance of the mammoth of a wrestler also known as The Morbidly Obese Man is felt.


The Morbidly Obese Man steps out from the back, his championship belt draped over his shoulders and looks down on Bloodflame.

The Morbidly Obese Man: "As thrilled as you are to face me, I also feel the same way. Honestly it's hard to find real competition in this place and honestly we've never really faced each other yet in a serious battle, it would be interesting to see if your sledgehammer is not really a rubber mallet."

The Morbidly Obese Man chuckles softly before continuing.

The Morbidly Obese Man: "Don't think that I will go easy on you Bloodflame even though we have an alliance of sorts in another federation, here in ULOL, alliances formed elsewhere means nothing. Remember you are facing one-half of the ULOL Campeónes Compañero. You best bring more than a sledgehammer if you want to have any chance of beating me. See you in two weeks!"

The Morbidly Obese Man turns around and exits to the back laughing as the ground reverberated with each step he took.


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PostSubject: Re: Lucha Loco 01/06/2011   Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:21 am

People of various ages are moving about listlessly, in what is a hospital ward. The patients wear pink gowns, and look depressed as the doctors and nurses check on them. The doctors, nurses, staff and patients all talk to each other in hushed tones.

Patient: "Doc, this medicine ain't working. You gotta give me something better."

Doctor: "It takes a few weeks for the treatment to get results. You have to be patient."

Patient: "I'm...tired of this. I just wanna be better."

Doctor: "I understand, sir. All I am asking is you be a bit more patient...do you hear that?"

It's a faint rumble, at first. But it becomes evident there is a commotion happening outside the hospital. Everyone gets more worried as they eye the doors, not knowing what to expect.

And when the doors finally open, gasps and squeals of shock and amazement are heard. Because standing at the door, wearing a doctor's coat, is none other than the gold-wearing grappler of the wrestling ring.

The man known only as Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing.

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing: "Hello, lovely patients of this fine hospital! I have come here to spread some good cheer to you all today!"

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing enters the ward, followed by a legion of reporters, all diligently working to report his every moment. Patients and medical staff are all overwhelmed by the unexpected arrival of such a beloved icon of international sport.

Nurse: "It's...really him! It's...hrrrrrrgh..."

Another Nurse: "He's fainted! Someone get some water!"

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing takes the time to talk to everyone in the ward, posing for pictures and giving autographs to the patients, many of whom have no choice but to be here because of their prolonged suffering.

Reporter: "Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing is taking time off from his whirlwind media tour, to spread some good cheer to the sick at this hospital..."

Another Reporter: "...has been visiting orphanages and charities ever since he won the Ligero Maximo title, which to my understanding is the most prestigious championship offered by the ULOL..."

A patient is interviewed. She looks mousy and nervous as the cameras point to her.

Nervous Patient: "I'm a b-big fan of his. I'm so surprised to see him. But I-I'm not even dressed right to see someone as famous and noble and kind a-as him."

The patient fidgets awkwardly, clearly embarrassed.

Nervous Patient: "I have to go. I'm sorry, b-but I have to go."

But as she turns to leave, she suddenly finds herself staring at the colorful mask of her idol, Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing.

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing: "I heard you are a very big fan of mine! What is your name!"

Nervous Patient: "Bethany."

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing places a reassuring hand on her shoulder. Her nervousness becomes more evident, as she tries to avert her eyes from the wrestler who has given her so many moments of entertaining happiness.

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing: "I see you here, clearly in distress! And it troubles me to see a fan having to deal with the burden you have to deal with every moment, of every day!"

Bethany blushes even more, as the reporters gather around her.

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing: "I come to check on you, and all my other fans who are here in this hospital! I can only have the barest understanding of the nonstop suffering and embarrassment you have to face every day! But I know of a specialist, who knows everything there is to know about relentless ceaselessness! UJJ should be here today! But I regret he is not here! Because he would have shared with you his experiences on being unstoppable!"

Bethany's anxiety is turning her pale, as she bites on her lower lip. Her eyes dart about, as if looking for a chance to get away.

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing: "Bethany! I see your fear and worry! I tell you now! You are very brave! But I am now here by your side! There is nothing to fear!"

Bethany: "I-I-I don't want to embarrass you..."

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing: "I am not afraid! You should not hold any fear in your heart! Face your unstoppable illness with your head held high! For I am with you today!"

His reassuring words, confidence, and her clammy hand held in his warm grasp gave Bethany all the nudge she needed to let go of her fear. In front of the crowd of reporters, patients and staff, Bethany's anxiety melts into a smile of bliss and relief.

The first drops of her excrement tumble down to the floor, making wet, clumping sounds between her legs.

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing is unfazed by this, as he places an encouraging hand on Bethany's shoulder, drawing her closer to him. She shudders as another release of her excrement trickles down to her feet.

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing: "Fecal incontinence is a serious disorder which has disrupted the lives of millions around the world! It is relentless! It is unceasing! It is unstoppable! Just like the Campeónes Compañero UJJ! UJJ is as unstoppable as the incontinence that has disrupted the life of this loving but afflicted fan who stands here with me!"

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing gives Bethany another reassuring pat on the shoulder.

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing: "I invite UJJ to help me take up the cause of finding a cure for fecal incontinence! I humbly ask, because I have to defer to one who knows everything there is to know about something so unstoppable! And clearly UJJ has so much experience on unstoppability! I think together, we can help create enough awareness, so more science can be put to good to use to find a cure that has damaged so many lovely fans such as Bethany!"

Bethany: "He...can help find a cure for me?"

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing: "We shall see! I hope you continue to hold your head high, Bethany! I must now prepare for my upcoming tag match! Because I do it all to make you and the legions of my loyal fans happy!"

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing kisses her hand, and then he is off. The reporters eagerly follow him on the way out of the hospital.

Bethany: "He accepted me. Even though I..."

Bethany sobs happy tears, as she lays another wet clump at her feet.

Marcus Troy: "HE DID WHAT?!"

The voice of Marcus Troy echoes in his office as he slams both fist into his heavy oak desk, his cigar flying off his mouth and landing in the carpet. Standing before him on the other side of the desk is Shogun who bore the news which infuriated him. Shogun calmly steps on the cigar killing off it's embers. The general manager regains his composure as he settles down on his hardback leather seat.

Marcus Troy: "That cunning fat bastard. To think that he went behind my back and got a deal with Winslow to have that match... Winslow is not one to be trifled with, she may be old but she is still one of the most cunning figures in the wrestling world..."

Marcus Troy takes another cigar from his cigar box and lights it... He takes a few puffs to calm his nerves more.

Marcus Troy: "Thank you for bringing this to my attention Shogun. I may not be able to cancel that match but I can surely make sure that Morbidly Unstoppable won't have it easy..."

An evil grin starts to spread on Marcus Troy's face as he quickly writes up a memorandum...

Marcus Troy: "Well... It looks like that there is another stipulation now... The main event of Lucha Loco is now a tag match between Morbidly Unstoppable versus Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing and Shogun with a special guest referee... ME!"

Marcus Troy then looks at Shogun....

Marcus Troy: "For bringing this to my attention what reward would you like Shogun?"

A smile appears on Shoguns face as he hears Marcus troys stipulation

Shogun: "Well Marcus...if I may call you that. I was thinking that to counter this little pact that the old bad and the large sack of lard have made we should come of with a pact of our own..."

Shogun looks at Marcus as a curious expression appears on his face

Shogun: "I have no interest in becoming your body guard. However I would indeed be interested in becoming something of an assistant to you a business partner if you will. I know you love money Marcus and I make you plenty of money already however what I have in mind is a partnership between The Demonic God and the Boss."

Shogun: "I know you do not need help running the place but the more allies you have in this business the better and you can find no more powerful ally than the Demonic God Shogun. What do you say sir shall we talk business?"

Shogun holds out his hand to Marcus Troy

The general manager thinks deeply on Shogun's proposal. This brows furrows as he weighs the pros and cons of the offer. Finally he speaks.

Marcus Troy: "What you say does have it's merits Shogun, a partnership you say? I CAN grant you some power, though not equal to that old bag Winslow, it will give you one up on the roster. I have used my own money to wrest control of this federation, so you know it won't be logical to me give someone else equal power to what I have now."

Troy stands up and walks around his desk towards Shogun puffing his cigar.

Marcus Troy: "An alliance between us though will be beneficial for you and I both. I can easily make sure that you hold on to that title of yours for a very long time, not to mention the hefty bonus you get from being a champion."

Marcus Troy stops in front of Shogun.

Marcus Troy: "You mentioned having "more allies"... Do you have anyone in mind?"

Shogun smiles again

Shogun: "Ahh yes I was thinking that we could bring in a few men from the roster if they would be willing to join us...however I would not like to talk about this while we are being watched if you know what I mean..."

Shogun points to the camera man then shuts the door in his face

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Jim Jackson: "Well it looks like we have an interesting match up coming up next. Ray Kamaura had a close match against Shogun two weeks ago in the PPV and The British Hawk has somehow broken his bad luck and started going on a winning streak. Who will come up on top tonight?"

Brad Blood: "Who cares? I really am not a fan of both Kamaura and The British Birdbrain here. But if I was to choose, I'd rather Kamaura win this match since it's not fair Birdbrain got a hot chick by his side and I don't."

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, Ray Kamaura!"

"Life is Beautiful" by Sixx AM blares throughtout the arena and when the lyrics start to play Ray Kamaura makes his way to the ring very slowly.

Jim Jackson: "Kamaura gets a huge pop from the crowd, I guess they still remember his performance in the PPV."

Brad Blood: "Performance? He lost, end of the story!"

Jasmine Lee: "And his opponent for the evening, The British Hawk!"

'Get Ready To Fly' by Grits starts to play over the arena. The fans start to cheer loudly as The British Hawk rises from beneath he stage via a lift underneath the stage. He is wearing his ususal wrestling attire and with a black hooded jacket with the hood up. He walks off the lift and raises his arms up triggering stage pyros to go off. He walks down to the ramp and enters the ring. He climbs onto a turnbuckle and removes his hood and taunts to the fans who cheer loudly accompanied by Lady Bianca de Sade.

Jim Jackson: "The British Hawk looks like he also has his share of fans."

Brad Blood: "Are you sure they are cheering for him? They may be cheering for Lady Bianca de Sade y'know."

Jasmine Lee: "The referee for the evening is Jack B. Nimble. LET THE LUNACY BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson: "There's the bell! The British Hawk uses his superior speed to get the initiative! Sprinboard flying elbow from the second rope by The British Hawk connects. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by TBH. He hooks the leg..."

Brad Blood: "Too early, Kamaura kicks out even before the count of one. Seriously... He really expected to get a three count after only a flying elbow and an arm drag? He's really a birdbrain!"

Jim Jackson: "Kamaura ducks a wild right hand. Ray Kamaura hits some punches. Back elbow connects, TBH staggers backward. Flying spear out of the corner! TBH nearly got snapped in two."

Brad Blood: "Now that has got to hurt. Kamaura hooks the leg!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Jim Jackson: "The British Hawk kicks out at two! Delayed hangman's neckbreaker on The British Hawk by Kamaura. TBH pushes out of a Ray Kamaura hold. Oh! He gets knocked senseless by hard right! The British Hawk is down! Kamaura climbs up to the second turnbuckle... Flying legdrop... TBH rolls away at the last second! TBH crushes Kamaura with a sweet running senton. He goes for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Brad Blood: "Uh sorry, did something happen? I just can't stop staring at Lady B... She's so fine she blows my mind..."

Jim Jackson: "Kamaura still feeling the effects of that running senton is slow to get up... He walks tight into a face crusher by TBH! Hawk again goes for the pin but Kamaura gets a leg up on the rope! It looks like TBH is in control now. The British Hawk leaps to the corner... Flying neckbreaker takes Kamaura down!

Brad Blood: "Tsk. It would have been funny to see him botch that move. Kamaura should find a way to ground that birdbrain. If he loses I bet Lady B will dump him and maybe I'll get a chance."

Jim Jackson: "Kamaura still able to stand after that one... TBH hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. TBH with a springboard moonsault..."

Brad Blood: "HAHA! Kamaura gets his knees up and The British Herpes goes down! Ha! That's what you get if you think that all you need to win is to do those high flying moves... One counter and you're out!"

Jim Jackson: "TBH walks into a leg trip. Irish whip sends The British Hawk to the ropes... Big clothesline on TBH flips him in mid-air! Brutal seated powerbomb on TBH. Oh that shook the ring! Kamaura for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Brad Blood: "Awww... I thought it was over then and there... Tsk. Kamaura should dish out more punishment."

Jim Jackson: "Kamaura picks TBH up... TBH hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw from out of nowhere. Irish whip sends Kamaura to the ropes... Kamaura counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Kamaura hits a right hand which sends The British Hawk staggering... Irish whip by Kamaura..."

Brad Blood: "TBH reverses an irish whip and Ray Kamaura runs into the referee. Talk about getting caught in the crossfire! Flying spear out of the corner! TBH nearly got snapped in two. Now that is what I'm talking about! Kamaura for the cover... AGH! NO REF!!!"

Jim Jackson: "The ref is still down... TBH ducks a wild right hand. Spin kick by The British Hawk to the face. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by TBH. Shining Wizard on Kamaura, TBH really laid that one in. Pinfall!"

Brad Blood: "Oh great, now the ref regains consciousness?! That blows!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Jim Jackson: "Kamaura gets a shoulder up! Kamaura counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Driven full Nelson slam on TBH. Kamaura hooks the leg..."

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two! Thr..."

Brad Blood: "That was like a 2.9999! So close! Kamaura lands a few punches on birdbrain before picking him up on his shoulders..."

Jim Jackson: "The British Hawk slips down but gets caught in a hammerlock! TBH wrings free and hits an enzuigiri from out of nowhere! Dropkick sends Kamaura down! The British Hawk jumps onto the turnbuckle and taunts to the fans. He leaps off the top rope performing a 450 degree somersault and splashing onto the opponent with a brutal 450 Splash!!"

Brad Blood: "Oh elephant poo!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two! Three!"

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match via pinfall, The British Hawk!"

Jim Jackson: "Lady Bianca de Sade enters the ring and celebrates with The British Hawk! TBH looks at Ray Kamaura who is just recovering, he offers a hand and helps Kamaura up! Kamaura shakes TBH's hand... What a show of sportmanship!"

Brad Blood: "Kamaura should have just decked TBH... It would be more fun that way."

Oriental music starts playing on the background as smoke covers the mouth of the entrance tunnel. Suddenly out leaps Nao Fook Mi wearing a short cheongsam. She quickly makes her way down entrance ramp and enters the ring. She bows and gives her respect to the crowd before raising the mic to her lips.

Nao Fook Mi: "Last week, Brostar issued an apology to me. Though I wasn't able to appear personally I would like to tell him that I will hold no grudge! That if he genuinely wants to turn a new leaf, I will support him. Hear me Brostar, your apology has been accepted! BUT!!! I would like to challenge you one more time ina FAIR match if you are up to it. So what do you say? Next week, Brostar versus Nao Fook Mi!"

Fook Mi lowers the mic and waits for Brostar to reply.

"I am...All of Me" by Crush 40 plays as Brostar appears on stage with a mic and speaks.

Brostar: "First of all sorry for taking so long I was still dealing with an issue about who attacked me last week but enough of that. Your challenge, I'd be glad to accept. But even though it fair it doesn't mean you will beat me. I will see you next week."

Brostar finishes as his music hits and heads to backstage.

~The Camera Fades Away~

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PostSubject: Re: Lucha Loco 01/06/2011   Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:21 am

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Raven Connoly: "That Raven's gone Shogun, just like that Shogun is. You're miserable because you want to be miserable. Do you think you're the only one who has suffered in this business, do you really think you're the only one who's entire life has been wrestling. I started wrestling when I was 5, I've been in this business ever sense working my ass off, and there is a locker room of superstars back there who have worked their ass off just as hard as you and I to be the best. You like to think you've suffered more then anyone else in the world, well that's bull, I'm not saying you haven't suffered, that you haven't sacrificed more than anyone should have too, but to say you've worked harder, that you've sacrificed more then everyone else, that you deserve that belt more than anybody else, well, like I said, there's a whole locker room who will challenge that statement."

Raven walks up to Shogun so that their faces are almost touching.

Raven Connoly: "As for ending my career, get in line, you're not the first one to say that to me, and you won't be the last. People have been trying to end my career since I started it, I'm still here, if you think you can do it, then bring it Shogun, but you better bring everything you've got, because this little girl doesn't go down easy."

Raven walks backwards, leans against the top rope, and does a back flip out of the ring. She starts to walk backwards up the ramp, slapping a few fans hands as she walks up, eyes locked on Shoguns.[/b]

Shogun picks up the fallen mic eyes still locked on Raven

Shogun: "I only hope you know what you are getting yourself into Raven...I do not want to hurt you but you will give me no choice...you see this belt is my life...without it there is nothing. when you step into this ring across from me I hope that you understand that it is nothing personal...you were always my favorite up and comer in this business however now that I have reached my life's ambition I have no intentions of ever letting it slip away again..."

Shogun drops the mic and exits the ring slowly looking nearly stricken.

As Shogun leaves, it is revealed that the confrontation is being watched on a TV backstage.

And the TV is being watched by none other than the champion's champion, the masked marvel of the wrestling world known only as Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing.

The excited screams of the fans can be heard, even deep in the halls of the building.

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing: "I have my differences with the carbon copy goldfish goat devil sex worshipper! But tonight, I offer my sympathies to Shogun!"

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing fully turns to face the camera. The Ligero Maximo title is around his waist.

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing: "Shogun! I know it is not easy to have Raven dump you in front of millions! And then you have this very same heartbreak posted on Youtube for even more millions to see! And then you have the millions on Facebook go I LIKE THIS would be enough to make you not want to come out of your house for the rest of your life!"

To emphasize his last point, Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing gives a Facebook thumbs up.

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing: "I can fully understand that being dumped in front of millions of people may mean you may be in no shape to compete as my tag team partner! When we fight TMOM and UJJ! But maybe Raven has not completely killed off your carbon copy fighting spirit, when she dumped your heart down the gutter for every man, woman and child on earth to see!"

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing seems to steel himself for the possibility of having a Shogun who is less than 100% ready.

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing: "But I will soldier on! For I am here to make sure the fans are happy!"

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing gives another thumbs up, and walks off to the cheers of the crowd.

The camera is bouncing up and down as it quickly closes the distance between it and a man in a black tuxedo. A familiar voice rings through the parking lot.

Stephanie Dawson: "Alexander! Alexander!"

Alexander Conway turned to face the camera just as it stopped its bouncing. He casually removes his Aviator sunglasses while waiting for Stephanie to say what she wants.

Stephanie Dawson: "Where are you going? The night has only just begun, you usually always find some match to study."

Alexander Conway: "Stephanie, the thing is, I'm sick of wasting my time watching the pathetic "talent" fall flat on their faces week in and week out. I really can not take seeing this disgraces for another minute."

Alexander turns and continues walking while he finishes his thought.

Alexander Conway: "There are much more important things for me to be doing anyway, the wheels need to be set in motion for the dawning of the prophesied epoch."

StephanieDawson: "Are you aware that you will be facing both Shogun and Raven Connoly next week?"

Alexander stops and turns to face the camera and Stephanie once again.

Alexander Conway: "I have a question, what is Marcus's fascination with multi-person matches? There is this thing called a singles match you know. Now then, about now is where I would usually give your question some fancy rebuttal, but I am in a hurry. The failiure of those within this building hangs thick in the air, and I do not desire to tarry here a moment longer."

With that, Alexander puts back on his shades and heads to his car. Stephanie and the cameraman turn to head back into the building as the scene fades to black.

The scene started in a boiler room as the cameraman come closer to a figure with caution, as he walks the figure notice the camera and when the figure come close to the cameraman, it was none other than Taufik.

Taufik: "Oh it's a cameraman. Well that match with that nogoodhillbillygoodfornothing Phil last week was nothing but just a slice of what I can do to my opponent. This is a warning to all my future adversaries. If you wanna be in my way, I give you two options, walk away or get destroyed."

Taufik take a short breather before he continues talking

Taufik: "This new Taufik will not rest till the takeover of the ULOL is complete. I seen a promo saying that "Salvation has arrive in ULOL". Well the only salvation you be getting is when I am going to destroy the unfortunate team of Unstoppable Jerking Jackson and The Immobility Obese Man. That title are not meant to be yours at the first place. When the time arrives, I will take that away from you."

Taufik walks out of the boiler room as he makes his way to The Entourage locker room as the scene fades to black

Felix Schwarz is in the parking lot. Waiting for something. Then suddenly telephone starts to ring he picks up. Voice starts to explain the situation about Felix case.

Voice : "We have been in touch with several guys that tell us that the Bold family place in San Diego is being demolished and it looks like they are heading to other cities. It seems that our missing mole has turned up, he was found out and was kept prisoner until his escape."

Felix Schwarz: "Well it's good that he got away. Any more news?"

Voice fast enough checks the files that is on his desk and then reads it to Felix.

Voice: "Well we have a few new info that was gathered. We have been putting other known Bold hideouts under surveillance."

The man on the other side of the line puts the telephone on the table while he is standing up going to his archive. He brings a file and then gets back to the table. Ready to report.

Voice: "I am starting from the soldiers. Bold family soldiers are James and Joe Bellamy. James may be the younger brother but he is smarter one. They both are from Liverpool, England. Once been in jail and after that time they been recruited to the Bold family. Well there is nothing much about them but they was in jail for minor crimes."

The man turn another page and reads it.

Voice: "Well we currently don’t know who is the Capo of the family, but we are working on that and soon enough you will know who that is. It might be Taufik but we are not currently are sure about that. Next man which runs small business in the streets is the Underboss. Johnny “The Knife” Serrano worked for Bold family for a long time even they worked for Arnold and Henry's father who is now retired and his location is currently not known to the federal agents. Anyway let’s continue about Serrano guy, imprisoned in 2002 and 2005, released November 2008. Then we have sister of Henry and Arnold Bold I’m not sure what is her role in the family, but she is involved somehow. But I can assure you that she is dangerous as well we have not official information that she is “Black Widow”. She finds guy, flirt with him, I’m not sure about marriage but then he offers money to her. He ends up dead. We are thinking that Henry finds out about these guys and kills them. Well these things are just intelligent guesses but still the only leads we have. Well we are currently working on these things. What’s on your side?"

Felix checks if anyone is near him and it looks like clear. So he is answering to the question asked by his boss.

Felix Schwarz: "Well I am struggling a little bit since Taufik's comeback and he suspects something, but I think I will handle this thing. Anyway Arnold is not doing anything illegal while he is being here. Did you get the last to which you can say who called him and where he called? You say Taufik might be involved in this too…I don’t think so, he doesn’t look like a gangster but maybe that’s fooling me. Well anyway then you have updated information on Bold Family let me know."

Felix turns off his mobile phone and after that he re-enters into the building of ULOL.

Manolo Ferrer spots Taufik approaching the Entourage locker room. The manager is quick to call after his client, with the two meeting at the door to the locker room.

Mr. Ferrer hesitates for a moment, his expression neutral as he sizes up Taufik.

Manolo Ferrer: "I doubt I am going to change your mind about you doing this match. That's not going to stop me, as your manager, to tell you that this whole match is counterproductive to your plans. Felix Schwarz has as much of a grievance against Mr. Johnson and Mr. Obese Man as you do."

The manager is quick to raise a hand, gesturing to his client to let him finish what he has to say.

Manolo Ferrer: "Getting pissy over him means one less person you can recruit for your plans, if he doesn't end up jumping over to the opposing team. You're just going to make it harder for your plans to succeed. You have to think long term on stuff like this."

Mr. Ferrer's expression and tone remain neutral, as he finishes his plea.

Taufik stands in front of Manolo as he whisper some words before he started to talk

Taufik: "Well Mr.Manolo, you think your plea for me to change my mind with Felix, I don't like him ever since he comes to ULOL. I wanted to destroy him ever since I found out that you asked him to join with Arnold as a tag team. I wanted to destroy him ever since he stepped into this organization. Now I got him where I wanted and no one shall be in my way unless they want to get dismantled by me. So later tonight that Felix whoidontcarewhathislastnameis will wish that he never step to this fed."

Taufik walks away from Mr.Manolo as he is getting gear up for his match later on as the scene fades to black

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PostSubject: Re: Lucha Loco 01/06/2011   Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:21 am

Jasmine: "Ladies and Gentlemen. Please welcome one half of the Campeónes Compañero! 'Unstoppable' Jack Johnson!"

The fans start to cheer as 'Papercut' by Linkin Park begins to play. A spark shower begins to fall. When the music begins its rock melody. UJJ jogs through it. Holding his championship by his hand. He walks down the ramp and enters the ring. Climbing a turnbuckle, he holds up his title. He climbs down and picks up a microphone.

"Unstoppable" Jack Johnson: "Well, Marcus made it pretty clear that we had to beg for that tag match to happen last week. Seriously. Beg?! Does the guy know that if prompted we could easily pull him apart and he expects us to beg?"

UJJ sighs and walks around the ring, throwing his Campeónes Compañero title onto his shoulder.

"Unstoppable" Jack Johnson: " Welll the match has been made and i'll be defending this championship against the Ligero Maximo Champion Quad-Bike-Chi-Wa-Phone-Zing? Is that right? I'm not good with names, and the Primo Ultimo Champion. Shogun."

The crowd cheers when Q's name is mentioned but those cheers turn to boos once Shoguns name is mentioned.

"Unstoppable" Jack Johnson:"Q, mentions how I was so unstoppable in that TLC match. Making TMOM do all the work. And yeah I may have been soo unstoppable then. But I can gurantee that I will be soo unstoppable in destroying him in that tag match. I will demonstrate the reason they call me unstoppable!"

Some of the capacity crowd boos while other cheer.

"Unstoppable" Jack Johnson: "Now that I have that out of my system here's another problem. A problem with a certain wrestler here. Many regarded this man as gay, but he likes to call himself 'Dashing'. Dashing, Gay. No difference really."

The corwd chuckles.

"Unstoppable" Jack Johnson: "Taufik went missing for a month. only to come back and cost his tag partner the titles! Well not really cost because they would have lost anyway. But I question Gayboy's tactics. He's disappeared to turn himself into a machine to cost Goodfella the match and titles, only to hit me and TMOM over the head with his dildo! Oh sorry Singapore Cane."

The crowd chuckles.

"Unstoppable" Jack Johnson: "Surely it would make more sense to cost me and Lard Ass the match? Ah well. I can assure you that whilst he may have become stronger, I am still the strongest superstar in ULOL. Tau, you will get this first hand, then Q and Shogun will later. Then once I defeat SHo and Q. I'll be on my way to capturing the Primo Ultimo Championship!"

The crowd cheers as 'Papercut' by Linkin Park reesumes playing. UJJ drops the mic and holds his title above his head. He exits the ring and heads up the ramp. Disappearing behind the curtain.

Manolo Ferrer makes his way towards the front entrance of the ULOL building, preparing for another night at the office. The manager notes Stephanie Dawson standing inside the entrance, sheltered from the cold.

He sees her approach him, with a cameraman in tow.

Stephanie Dawson: "Mr. Ferrer, can I have a moment of your time?"

Manolo Ferrer: "I've got a minute. What would you like to ask?"

Stephanie Dawson: "Taufik returned to action with an emphatic victory over Hillbilly Phil. His next opponent is Felix Schwarz, the man who teamed with Arnold Bold at HanuChrisKwanbo. What are your thoughts as Schwarz and Taufik are about to go head to head?"

Manolo Ferrer has a ready answer.

Manolo Ferrer: "I am not happy about it. Clearly this sort of match means ratings, which is why it's gotten the green light. But I don't like it. There are other ways to settle their differences, and they chose probably one of the worst ways to go about it. The problem is neither man is going to back down, so we are going to see them fight."

Stephanie Dawson: "Who do you think will win this?"

Manolo Ferrer: "It's irrelevant who I think will win. Both men seemed very eager to take his fist to the other man's face last time I talked to them. All I can do now is wait and see. If you'll excuse me, I have other business I need to attend to."

Manolo Ferrer nods curtly to Stephanie as he heads off.

Daniel K Brook walks out to the ring as the fans cheer and chant "Tap or snap!"

Daniel K Brook: "Last week, I got beat."

Brook scowls.

Daniel K Brook: "I got beaten by a Mr. Meteoro, who got insanly lucky that this was in ULOL. ULOL prides itself not on pure wrestling, but instead on it's gimmicks."

The crowd starts to boo.

Daniel K Brook: "The world champion is a "Demon", right? I bet that if he was known for his wrestling skills, the only world champion he would be is the "World Champion Jobber". Then, there is the fat guy, TMOM."

The rabid TMOM fans cheer for their hero.

Daniel K Brook: "I don't know, but I don't remember reading in the magizine were I was ranked as the best wrestler in the world saying "sitting on people is good wrestling". And yet, he is one of the tag champs. Alex Conway-"

The Conway fans roar. Brook waits for a good minute until the cheers die down.

Daniel K Brook: "As I was going to say before I was rudely cut off,-"

The crowd turns on Brook, giving him massive boos. Brook again waits for the crowd to die down.

Daniel K Brook: "Now then, as I was saying, Conway used to get beat up in another fed before this one. He was beaten up alot. And who did that? Me. And now, we get to the luckyest man in ULOL, Meteoro."

The crowd cheers once more.

Daniel K Brook: "I'm betting money that I know why he is so laidback. He could be a good wrestler, he could get it done in the ring, BUT, I saw something really...... funny in his locker after the match. Why, if I was seeing clearly, I'd swear that it was RVD's best friend, Mr. Greenie. So that is why I have challenged him to another match right here, right now. To show to the world that I am better then this dope head. Ref, get in here and ring the bell!"

The ref slides into the ring, and the time keeper rings the bell.

Daniel K Brook: "Now start counting him out!"

The ref starts counting, with each number being booed on more by the crowd.

Jack B. Nimble: "1!......2!......3!......4!......5!......6!"

The ref continues counting, "7....8...9...".

Suddently Meteoro steps out of the entrance tunnel.

Meteoro: "Hey, hey, wow, wow! Why did you start the match without me?"

The referee reaches 10, and declares the match over.

Meteoro: "There! You won! Why do you make me come out here in such a rush? I already beat you last week, why would I want to beat you again? Cause' you say I'm lucky? Well, I am pretty lucky, I have always been. Or maybe you are the one who's unlucky."

The crowd, cheers?

Meteoro: "And... and... did you say I use drugs? What makes you think such a thing?! Drugs? Me?! Sir, I think... you are... kinda right! Hehehe. Well, sometimes? You know, I've been through stuff, and... I've used drugs? But not all the time! No! Alright, that's all? Fine, goodbye."

Meteoro turns around and leaves


Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is for one fall! Introducing first, making his way to the ring, Taufik!"

"All That Remains" started playing as Taufik walks out and pyros started to come out. Taufik makes his way to the ring with his trusty Singapore cane. When he enters the ring, he raises his Singapore cane another another set of pyros starts to shoot out from each corner as he waits for the match to start.

Jim Jackson: "This is our second look at Taufik in the ring since his recent transformation, and if last week was any indication, it should be a good match."

Brad Blood: "Indeed, it seems GAY Taufik is dead and gone."

Jasmine Lee: "And his opponent for the evening, Felix Schwarz."

Felix Schwarz comes out, and heads to the ring. There is no music, no fireworks, no fanfare of any sort.

Jim Jackson: "And here is Taufiks opponent Felix Schwarz. Of course, this is no regular match, since Taufiks disappearance, Felix Schwarz stepped up and took Taufik's place as Goodfella's tag partner. Now who ever wins this match will be Goodfella's partner, the other is out of The Entourage."

Brad Blood: "Sooooooo, basically we have two guys fighting over another guy?"

Jim Jackson: "Well, hmmmm, yeah, I guess you could say that."

Brad Blood: "WOW, might as well change the name to the Gaytourage."

Jasmine Lee: "The referee for the match is Jack B. Nimble. LET THE LUNACY BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson: "There's the bell and this match is on. Taufik not waisting any time nailing Schwarz with a huge running clothesline."

Brad Blood: "Jeeezzz, he nearly took Schwarz's head off with that. I guess it's not a good idea to take Taufik's man."

Jim Jackson: "Schwarz jumps to his feet only to be knocked down with another clothesline, Schwarz is up again and Taufik is closing in again. Schwarz is ready this time, countering with an arm drag. Schwarz keeps his hold, and just like that Taufik is caught in an arm lock."

Brad Blood: "Taufik is not enjoying this, Schwarz is really working that arm, guess he doesn't want to lose his man either."

Jim Jackson: "Taufik reaches up, OH, that was defintely an eye gouge, but I don't think the ref saw it. Felix stumbles against the ropes."

Brad Blood: "Hmmmm, an eye gouge, whats next, scratching, hair pulling, it just keeps getting gayer."

Jim Jackson: "I don't thing gayer is a word."

Brad Blood: "You would know."

Jim Jackson: " A Rude Awakening on Felix Schwarz by Tau. Schwarz is dazed as he walks into a spike slam."

Brad Blood: "Looks like Taufik is going for the pin. Tau hooks the leg."

Jack B. Nimble: "ONE...TWO..."

Jim Jackson: "Felix kicks out at two. Taufik pulls Felix to his feet, Felix quickly dodging a jab from Taufik and countering with a strong chop."

Brad Blood: "Followed by another chop, Tau's chest is lit up, its like flame red, you could say Tau is flaming."

Jim Jackson: "Very clever, looks like Felix is taking control of the match. Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Felix Schwarz uses a forearm to the face. Quickly followed by a Fallaway slam. Now Felix goes for the cover."

Jack B. Nimble: "ONE...TWO"

Brad Blood: "Taufik kicks out, Felix goes for the arm, but Taufik rolls clear. Really Felix could have just been going for a hug, who can tell."

Jim Jackson: "Both men back on their feet, not for long though as Taufik nails Felix with a drop kick, Schwarz goes flying into the turnbuckle hard. Taufik takes a few steps back and then charges for Schwarz."

Brad Blood: "This should be good, OHHHH, Felix gets out of the way just in time as Taufik hits the post head first. Bet he's seeing stars, or the gay equivalent."

Jim Jackson: "You better watch it, both of these guys could kill you in a fight."

Brad Blood: "PFFFT, whatever, they'd be too busy trying to make out with me."

Jim Jackson: "Taufik is still dazed as he walks into a waiting Felix, Schwarz scores with a big spine-buster. Felix goes for the cover."

Jack B. Nimble: ONE...TWO..."

Brad Blood: "Wow, can't get much closer than that, but Taufik manages to avoid the three count. Tau quickly gets to his feet and nails Schwarz with a kick to the gut, what is Tau doing, holy crap, a jumping pile driver from Tau, Felix is done!"

Jack B. Nimble: "ONE...TWO..."

Jim Jackson: "Not yet he's not, Felix kicks out, Taufik is clearly frustrated, what is he going to have to do to put Felix down?"

Brad Blood: "I don't know, but he better think of something if he wants his boyfriend back."

Jim Jackson: "Taufik going after Felix with a series of punches, backing him against the ropes! Taufik goes for a hammerlock, but Felix reverses it."

Brad Blood: "Tau shoves Felix off, but Felix hits Tau with a chop, Felix runs and bounces off the ropes and nails Tau with a clothesline sending the two men down to the arena floor!!"

Jim Jackson: "Felix first one to get to his feet, grabbing Taufik and hurling him into the barricade."

Brad Blood: "Referee telling them to bring it back in, but neither of them are listening. Felix jumping on Tau, Ewww, get a room, oh wait, he's punching him, never mind."

Jack B. Nimble: "ONE...TWO...THREE"

Jim Jackson: "Ref Jack B Nimble has started the count, but these two aren't even paying attention. Taufik kicking Felix off of him, Felix flies back first into the steel steps. It didn't even phase him as he jumps up, and these two are flat out brawling now!!"

Jack B. Nimble: "SIX...SEVEN"

Brad Blood: "The ref is still counting, they still haven't noticed, they are wailing on each other, they have both drawn blood now too. OH CRAP, LOOK OUT!!!"

Jim Jackson: "The two men just crashed through our announce table, they are trying to kill each other!!"

Jack B. Nimble: "NINE...TEN!!!! THAT'S IT, RING THE BELL!!!"

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and Gentleman, as a result of a double-count out, this match ends in a draw."


Jim Jackson: "I don't know, but someone needs to come out here and break these two up! They are over the barricades and fighting in the crowd now, someone is going to get hurt."

Brad Blood: "Good, that's why we all came here, to see someone get hurt."

Jim Jackson: "Here comes security, but it looks like they are unable to break them up, well they just went crashed through one of the arena doors and out of sight, and a huge parade of security guards follow, hopefully they can break that up before they kill each other."

The lights turn out in the arena no one knows what is going on then the lights turn on it is a unknown man with a mic and speaks.

???: "Hello everyone my name is Shadow."

The fans don't know what to do.

Shadow: "I am here to take over ULOL, I'm not here to make friends I am one man that will destroy anyone standing in their way, and it looks like some one already has but who knows when I may strike them. I hope that person has a great happy New Year because that person will be in world of trouble. Hahaha!"

The lights turn back off then turns on as there is no one to be seen in the arena.

~The Camera Fades away~

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PostSubject: Re: Lucha Loco 01/06/2011   Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:22 am

The camera finds Meteoro sitting in the hallways playing the ukulele. He begins to sing in falsetto.

Meteoro: "I'm so happy!
Aha! happy go lucky me!
I just go my way,
Living everyday!

I don't worry!
Worrying don't agree,
Things that bother you,
Never bother me!

Things that bother you,
Never bother me
I feel happy and fine!
Living in the sunlight,
Loving in the moonlight
Having a wonderful time!

Haven't got a lot,
I don't need a lot
Coffee's only a dime
Living in the sunlight,
Loving in the moonlight,
Having a wonderful time!"

He looks up and notices the camera.

Meteoro: "Oh, hello my dear little friends. Isn't it wonderful to be here, and to be able to sing lovely songs, by great artists of the past!"

He begins playing another song, as the camera fades away

A Victim, A Target by Misery Signals blasts though the arena speakers ans the lights begin to flash on and off. As the lyrics begin Shogun bursts from behind the curtains with fire erupting from the ramp beside him, his Primo Ultimo championship around his waist. Shogun begins to make his way to the ring with a broad smile on his face his eyes still show the hatred for the people in the arena and the pure intensity can still be seen in Shoguns body language as he walks down the ramp. As he makes it to the ring he runs up and rolls into the ring taking the title off his waist and hoisting it into the air with one arm before putting it over one shoulder. Shogun picks up a mic from a ring attendant and begins to speak.

Shogun: "You all got a chance to soak in my greatness earlier tonight when I welcomed Raven back to ULOL...However I have much to discuss and I thought I would do that before my next victory in the waste of my time tag team match coming up next.."

The crowd boos at Shogun for his actions throughout the night.

Shogun: "Obviously you all know that I an STILL the Primo Ultimo champion. Ray Kamaura fell off the wall just as I said he would and yet he still seems to think he has a claim to this title after he gave up not once but TWICE in that particular Iron Man match. I have once again proven that I am indeed just as good as I say I am because NO ONE is good enough to defeat me and no one ever will be good enough to defeat me."

The jeers from the crowd grow in volume as Shogun speaks on.

Shogun: "The best thing about all of this is you people have no even seen my best..No one is this federation has forced me to go at one hundred percent of my ability. Not one single wrestler in this federation has what it takes to truly beat me! To those who think they have what it takes PROVE IT this pathetic roster cannot hope to take this title from around my waist and now that I have Marcus Troy himself on my side I cannot lose..."

The boos become deafening as Shogun speaks of his alliance with Marcus Troy

Shogun: "You all thought that The Demonic God was finished the moment Raven walked back into this federation I know you did! What I do not understand is WHY you would think that..you see Ive beaten the same legends that she has just quicker and more effectively than she did. I also have more that twice the experience of the girl and to be quite honest....I am just better than she is and I will prove it when we finally meet face to face in this ring for my title..."

Shogun: "A change is coming in this federation my friends and tonight is the start of it The Shogun Troy regime has begun and Morbidly Unstoppable will be the first sacrifices to the cause...and to you Q. Do not get in my way or I will squash you like the bug you are just like I have in the past. This is my show now and soon you will all know exactly what I mean when I say that I am the BEST wrestler in the WORLD today!"

Shogun drops the mic and sits in the corner waiting for the other wrestlers to makes they're way to the ring as the crowd continues to boo

Scene opens inside a locker room. It's a typical men's locker room as its not that tidy. Two dumbells are placed side by side next to each other. They have been recently used. A rather well built man comes into view. As the man turns around to face the camera, it is clear that the well built man is none other than 'Unstoppable' Jack Johnson. He doesnt seem very happy. In fact he seems rather pissed off.

"Unstoppable" Jack Johnson: "Why is it that everyone wants to get on my case! First it was TMOM, then it is Taufik and now Q! First it was quite funny but now its just plain boring."

UJJ slumps onto the bench behind him.

"Unstoppable" Jack Johnson: "Q, you've pissed the wrong man off. Now I'm not like Shogun, oh no. You see I won't let this slip. By the end of the tag match, you'll be wishing on your stretcher that you didn't take a joke too far."

UJJ grabs the camera and throws it onto the floor. Causing it to break and end the scene.

Brostar is in the parking lot walking to his car when all of a sudden the lights turn out banging and crashing is heard. Then the lights turn back on, the car seem to have a dent door with the window cracked and Brostar has blood on his face as he is knock out cold. A docter comes running in.

Doctor Booboo B. Gone: "Brostar! Brostar! Can you hear me?"

The Docter says as he tries to walk Brostar up.

Doctor Booboo B. Gone: We need help out here.

EMTs come rushing in as they put him on a stretcher and carries him away.

~The Camera Fades Away~

Shadow is walking through backstage when he stops and speaks.

Shadow: "What are you doing? Want anything? Cause if you don't your just wasting my time and I don't like my time being wasted so make it quick."

Shadow said as he is talking to GoodFella.

Waits for an answer.

GoodFella looks around and there is just him and Shadow. Arnold doesn’t understand what this guy wants from him.

Arnold "GoodFella" Bold: "I didn’t say anything to you, are you high? Cause I was just walking to my locker room. But that doesn’t matter. What’s matters is you talking with something but not me.

GoodFella looks around again to see if someone is really here.

Arnold "GoodFella" Bold: "The only guy that is just wasting my time is you."

Shadow: "Well If I'm wasting your time then just get the hell out here. I don't need to talk to you anymore."

With that said Shadow leaves the scene.

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PostSubject: Re: Lucha Loco 01/06/2011   Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:30 pm

Scene opens and the camera is following a Range Rover Sport 2010 series along a freeway, the camera cuts to the front of the car, showing The British Hawk driving. He is wearing a black new era cap with a white shirt. The camera zooms out slightly to find Lady Bianca de Sade in the passenger seat. Her silky blonde hair has been put into a ponytail. she is reading a 'girly' magazine of some sort. TBH then pulls up next to a large building. He turns the car off and removes his seat belt.

The British Hawk: "We are here."

Lady B places the magazine on her lap as she removes her seat belt.

Lady B curiously looks outside the car window. She steps out of the car and stands next to TBH.

Lady Bianca de Sade: "What are we doing outside a gym?"

TBH leads her inside the doors of the gym.

They walk up to the receptionist who greets them with a lovely smile.

The British Hawk: "Hey I'm The British Hawk and i've paid for a workout session."

Receptionist: "Ah yes Mr. Hawk, the trainer is expecting you. Just go up the stairs and its the first room on the right."

The British Hawk: "Thank you."

TBH proceeds towards the stairs closely followed by Lady Bianca de Sade. The walk up the stairs. TBH is smiling but Lady B just looks on curiously. They walk up the stairs and turn right. TBH knocks on the door.

???: "Yes, come in!"

The voice sounds very familiar to both TBH and Lady B. TBH pushes the door open and rushes in to see the one the only... SCORPY!! TBH smiles and rushes in for a hug. Scorpy chuckles and accepts the hug. Lady B also comes in for a hug.

The British Hawk: "Dude! What are you doing here! I thought you'd be in your big fancy mansion sleeping the days away!"

Scorpy chuckles once more.

Scorpy: "Well since WHW I retired from pro wrestling. I decided to start training people, so I set up camp here near the ULOL arena. That way I got to see you perform live aswell."

The British Hawk: "Well lets crack on this place is bloody expensive!"

Scorpy: "Ok, you ready Bianca?"

Lady B looks up in shock.

Lady Bianca de Sade: "Ready?! Ready for what?!"

Scorpy: "Yeah you're going to be trained to be an in ring competitor like me and Connor are."

Lady Bianca de Sade: "What?!! I don't know, i'm not sure if I can be a competitor."

TBH butts in quickly

The British Hawk: "Don't worry about it babe, you wont be competiting in ULOL, no you see I have signed us both to a new fed. Vicious Style Championship Wrestling. Its a new fed so it will be great to try out new skills."

Lady Bianca de Sade: "Oh ok, I'll give it a shot."

Scorpy leads Lady B into the ring and the training begins. The scene fades.




Jim Jackson: "Well the main event is next. What's interesting is that The Morbidly Obese Man circumvented Marcus Troy by going to Mrs. Eunice P. Winslow and got the match he wanted."

Brad Blood: "Meh, I can't believe he had the balls to go against the boss. Well Shogun and Q will make short work on his team-up with UJJ."

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main event of the evening! The following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall and is for the ULOL Campeónes Compañero Championships! Introducing first they are your current and reigning ULOL Primo Ultimo and ULOL Ligero Maximo Champions... Shogun and Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing!"

"A Victim, A Target" by Misery Signals blasts though the arena speakers ans the lights begin to flash on and off. As the lyrics begin Shogun bursts from behind the curtains with fire erupting from the ramp beside him. Shogun begins to make his way to the ring with a look of pure intensity on his face. as he makes it to the ring he runs up and rolls into the ring the expression on his face unchanged.

Nu-metal music begins to play as a highlight reel of Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing runs on the ULOLTron. A horde of reporters and photographers gather at the stage entrance, taking pictures and giving a blow by blow of Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing's every move as he steps out for his match. Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing waves to the fans as he slowly makes his way to the ring.

Jim Jackson: "Shogun and Q have had their differences in the past. Could it affect their performance here tonight?"

Brad Blood: "Well TMOM and UJJ don't exactly love each other either..."

Jasmine Lee: "And their opponents for the evening, they are your ULOL Campeónes Compañero Champions, The Morbidly Obese Man and "Unstoppable" Jack Johnson... Morbidly Unstoppable!"


The earth reverberated and shook as the monstrosity known as The Morbidly Obese Man squeezed himself out of the now visibly cracked entrance tunnel. There is no entrance music and no video playing on the Titan Tron. Just one massive form that looks bigger than an elephant. The crowd stares in stunned silence, not knowing what to make of the super-sized behemoth making his way down the entrance ramp as the floors creak with every step. As The Morbidly Obese Man reaches the ring he climbs up the steel steps the crowd wonders how this "thing" can enter the ring. But lo and behold in a feat of utter incredibility and great fat flexing ability, The Morbidly Obese Man somehow squeezed through the ring ropes and enters the ring which sighs heavily under his weight.

"Papercut" by Linkin Park blasts over the arena as "Unstoppable" Jack Johnson enters the stage through a spark shower. He makes his way to the ring. He enters the ring and climbs a turnbuckle, scouting the entire arena.

Jim Jackson: "Separate entrances by the tag champs shows us how volatile their relationship really is. Will they be able to defend their titles against two of ULOL's finest or did they bite off more than they could chew?"

Brad Blood: "If Shogun and Q wins they'll be like double title holders!"

Jasmine Lee: "The referee for the match unfortunately won't be Marcus Troy due to some business emergency. So the referee for this match is Don Q. Hotte. LET THE LUNACY BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson: "Seems like The Morbidly Obese Man and Shogun will be starting things out for their respective teams. And there's the bell! Shogun charges in and throws a couple of hard punches at TMOM! TMOM soaks all the damage like a sponge!"

Brad Blood: "He uses his fat to absorb the damage! Shogun needs to pour it on to make a dent!"

Jim Jackson: "The Morbidly Obese Man uses a forearm to the face sends Shogun staggering! Bodyslam by TMOM. The Morbidly Obese Man for the pin..."

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two..."

Brad Blood: "Amazing! The Primo Ultimo champ manages to get a shoulder up despite the weight of the fat tub of lard on top of him!"

Jim Jackson: "Tag to "Unstoppable" Jack Johnson. Morbidly Unstoppable whip Shogun into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. UJJ picks Shogun up... He hits a faceplant! UJJ for the cover."

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two..."

Brad Blood: "Shogun easily gets out of that one! Shogun slowly gets back to his feet..."

Jim Jackson: "UJJ with a spinning neckbreaker on Shogun. Shogun somehow shakes off the damage... UJJ goes in for the kill... Shogun comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Gutwrench into a powerbomb, UJJ hits hard."

Brad Blood: "That totally shook the ring! That's the damage the Primo Ultimo champ can do! Shogun hooks the leg!"

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two..."

Jim Jackson: "UJJ kicks out at two! Shogun tags out to Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing. UJJ takes a hurrancarana from Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing. Q flies with a springboard corkscrew splash... He nails "Unstoppable" Jack Johnson!"

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two..."

Brad Blood: "UJJ looks a little unsteady on his feet... Q goes for the ropes..."

Jim Jackson: "Second rope flying axe handle, UJJ goes down. UJJ blocks the suplex attempt. UJJ slams Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing down. Tag to The Morbidly Obese Man! he Morbidly Obese Man hits a forearm to the face."

Brad Blood: "Good god! That forearm is bigger than both my thighs combined! He almost knocked Q's mask off his face!"

Jim Jackson: "TMOM goes for a leg drop... Q rolls away! Q leaps to the corner and tags in Shogun!"

Brad Blood: "Shogun leaps in and takes TMOM down with a dropkick! What great elevation from the champ!"

Jim Jackson: "Shogun locks in a sleeper hold... TMOM struggles to break free. Shogun keeps the hold tightly... TMOM steps backwards... He smashes backwards towards the corner and Shogun gets sandwiched between him and the turnbuckles..."

Brad Blood: "Oh that left a mark... TMOM dashes towards the corner... SHOGUN DUCKS! TMOM crashes into the turnbuckles chest first!"

Jim Jackson: "Bulldog by Shogun off the corner! Shogun lands an elbow drop and hooks the leg!"

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two..."

Brad Blood: "The big man kicks out! Shogun tries to pick TMOM up but even the Primo Ultimo champ is having difficulties with the overweight piece of blubber!"

Jim Jackson: "The Morbidly Obese Man counters the DDT attempt with a back body drop! Fallaway slam by The Morbidly Obese Man. Shogun goes down! TMOM quickly goes for the pin..."

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two..."

Brad Blood: "Shogun squeezed his shoulders out! He quickly dashes to the corner to tag in Q... WAIT!!! Q IS NOT THERE!!! Q IS NOT THERE!!! Where the hell is the Ligero Maximo Champion?!"

Jim Jackson: "Look he's over there at the front row signing autographs and posing for pictures! Shogun is screaming invectives at Q! The Morbidly Obese Man uses the chance and smashes Shogun into the turnbuckles with a big body avalanche! Shogun goes down in a heap! The Morbidly Obese Man shoves his opponent down unto the mat, he leaps up into the air and sits down on them with such force crushing them to the canvas and pinning them to the mat executing a morbidly horrifying Massive Sit Down!!!"

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two! Three!"

Brad Blood: "That stupid masked freak! He cost Shogun the match!"

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match and STILL ULOL Campeónes Compañero Champions The Morbidly Obese Man and "Unstoppable" Jack Johnson... Morbidly Unstoppable!"

Jim Jackson: "TMOM and UJJ manages to get a win against Shogun and Q. What a night for Morbidly Unstoppable."

Brad Blood: "Q doesn't even care, he's still posing for photos! What a tool!"

Jim Jackson: "Wow what a night what a night!"

Brad Blood: "You got that right! I still can't believe TMOM and UJJ won..."

Jim Jackson: "The question in everyone's mind now is how will Shogun react next week? But we are out of time today, until next time... This is Jim Jackson, for my partner Brad Blood, saying good night!"

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PostSubject: Re: Lucha Loco 01/06/2011   Thu Jan 06, 2011 5:31 pm

Note: Ack! Forgive the little mistake I didn't realize the last part didn't get posted. DOH! Well here's the ending for the show.
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