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PostSubject: Dirty Dirk   Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:21 pm

Wrestler Name: Dirty Dirk

Alignment: Heel

Weight Class: Lightweight

Gender: Male

Gimmick: Dark Comedy Character

Entrance: "City of Satan" by Turbonegro starts to play and he comes out shouting curse words at the camera. Probably after doing a line of... something... backstage. He walks down the ramp, talking crap to the audience and slides in the ring. When he does, he stands up on the turnbuckle and, in honor of Stone Cold, flips the audience off.

Wrestler Description: Dirk has a black mohawk and is always seen in his leather jacket. He wears tight jeans with a chain wallet, a black wristband with studs on his left wrist, and a black tanktop underneath. He also has tribal tattoos on his arms. His wrestling attire is the same, only without the shirt and jacket. Think of Rich Luzzi (from Rev Theory), kinda. Just a little more mad and deranged.

Short Bio: Not much is known about Dirk. He hails from New York and is a little... odd. He finds humor in tragedy and loves himself a little dark comedy. Death can make him chuckle. He can make a vulgar joke about the deceased at a funeral. He loves his alcohol and, he's not afraid to admit it, his drugs. He can be severely dangerous when angry.

Finisher(s): The Bitch Buster (Suplex to facebuster)

Stats: (250 points to spend on 4 stats, 100 is the max stat. This is for the wrestling match simulator program. )
Brawl: 80
Speed: 50
Tech: 40 (low, usually because he's under the influence when wrestling)
Charisma: 80 (everyone loves vulgarity lol)

Last edited by Dirty_Dirk on Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:19 am; edited 1 time in total
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PostSubject: Re: Dirty Dirk   Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:39 am

Er your stats are over by 30 points, your total is 280, you are only allowed 250. Please edit. Oh welcome to ULOL. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Dirty Dirk   Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:20 am

lol done. my bad. ddnt get it at 1st
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