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PostSubject: HanuChrisKwanbo 12/26/2010   HanuChrisKwanbo 12/26/2010 I_icon_minitimeSun Dec 26, 2010 9:28 am

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Jim Jackson: "Welcome to our countdown to HanuChrisKwanbo! We are just minutes away from the start of the United League of Lunatics' yearend event! And it is a packed card that is about to be unwrapped for you tonight! I'm Jim Jackson, and with me is my broadcast colleague, Brad Blood!"

Brad Blood: "Yes, HanuChrisKwanbo is loaded with big matches! We have the Primo Ultimo Champion, Shogun, defending his gold against newcomer Ray Kamaura, who has practically come in from nowhere to become the top challenger for ULOL's biggest prize! On this preview to HanuChrisKwanbo, we have a match between the British Hawk and newcomer Puu "The Pig Farmer!""

Jim Jackson: "We also have new champions to be crowned tonight! The championship matches to determine the first Ligero Maximo and the Campeónes Compañero will be decided on HanuChrisKwanbo! Some people are going home with some special holiday cheer tonight!"

Brad Blood: "And some guys are going home with huge lumps of coal for their holiday gifts!"

Jim Jackson: "Ever since winning his first ever world title, Shogun has managed to fend off all challengers to his Primo Ultimo Title! But later tonight, he is facing the challenge of Ray Kamaura, a newcome who has immediately made an impact in the United League of Lunatics with his ruthless aggression!"

A clip plays of Shogun's confrontation with his upcoming challenger.

Shogun: "So a contender has been chosen at last! Ray Kamaura you got the show you wanted and now you will be able to test yourself against the best in the world!"

Shogun waits for the crowd to finish cheering before he speaks again.

Shogun: "I wouldn't not get to excited if I were you people...I will not be losing my championship at the PPV. Whether it was Ray or Johnson or Bloodflame the results will always be the same I will some out of the match with this belt over my shoulder EVER SINGLE TIME! No man has what it takes to take this title out of my hands."

The crowd boos loudly.

Shogun: "There's no one alive who has what it takes to beat me NO ONE! I will prove it to you fools one way or another that I am the best wrestler on the face of the earth and if you do not accept it you will just have to be the next sacrifice..."

Shogun: "Ray Kamaura! I respect your skills and I know you will give me a challenge but you simply are not good enough to beat me! At the PPV we will find out if I am correct or just talking to talk but trust me when I say you will find that I am the best wrestler in the world and you are not..."

Shogun lowers the mic as music begins to play in the arena.

"Life is Beautiful" by Sixx AM blares throughout the arena and when the lyrics start to play Ray Kamaura makes his way to the ring very slowly.

Ray moves to the middle of the ring and raises the mic to his mouth.

Ray Kamaura: "Hello Shogun. I would like to wish you luck. But I'm walking out of the PPV with that belt. It's gonna take you a lot more than your "darkness" to stop me."

Ray lowers his mic and waits.

Shogun cracks a rare smile.

Shogun: "I like your style I really do...but its going to take a lot more than that to beat me."

Shogun steps forward and gets in Kamaura's face.

Shogun: "I take nothing away from your skills in the ring I am just telling you that I think I am better...I hope that together we can put on the greatest match that the fans have ever seen but in the end I will come out on top and I will leave ULOLs first PPV STILL...the Primo Ultimo champion!"

Shogun raises the championship into the air in front of Kamaura.

Shogun: "And to the people... Whether you like me or you hate me you still watch my matches and you still chant something at me so I know you watch every week just to see what happens when the Demonic God gets into the ring!"

Shogun: "No matter what happens I will never let this belt go but I still hope you give me a challenge Ray...good luck at the PPV."

Shogun drops the mic steps back and holds out his hand for Ray to shake.

Ray Kamaura: "Good luck."

Ray reaches out for Shogun's hand to shake it. The crowd starts to cheer as Ray's Music starts to play.

Jim Jackson: "That will be our main event, later tonight!"

Brad Blood: "We also have the Campeónes Compañero title match, to be contested between the Morbidly Obese Man and "Unstoppable" Jack Johnson, and the team of Arnold "GoodFella" Bold and Felix Schwarz! Both teams have taken tough trips to get this far, with the GoodFella having to replace his tag team partner with Felix Schwarz, after Taufik fell off the face of the earth."

Jim Jackson: "Our thoughts go with Taufik's loved ones as they continue to search for him. Despite this very tough time, GoodFella has soldiered on, taking Felix Schwarz as a new tag team partner. Together, they won the contenders' match for the Campeónes Compañero, where they will face Morbidly Unstoppable."

Brad Blood: "GoodFella's manager has made accusations that someone doesn't want his talent in the title match, after video allegedly about Taufik was shown in the contenders' match. That accusation probably won't sit well with Morbidly Unstoppable."

Jim Jackson: "And now we have our preview match for HanuChrisKwanbo. We go to Jasmine Lee!"

Jasmine Lee: "The following match is for one fall! Introducing first, making his way to the ring, here is Puu "The Pig Farmer!""

Pigs squeels are heard as Puu "The Pig Farmer" jogs his way to the ring

Jasmine Lee: His opponent, making his way to the ring, the British Hawk!"

'Get Ready To Fly' by Grits starts to play over the arena. The fans start to cheer loudly as The British Hawk rises from beneath he stage via a lift underneath the stage. He is wearing his ususal wrestling attire and with a black hooded jacket with the hood up. He walks off the lift and raises his arms up triggering stage pyros to go off. He walks down to the ramp and enters the ring. He climbs onto a turnbuckle and removes his hood and taunts to the fans who cheer loudly.

Jasmine Lee: The referee for this match is Don Q. Hotte! LET THE LUNACY BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson: "The Britsh Hawk and Puu lock up! Puu quick to score an advantage with a headlock takedown!"

Brad Blood: "While Hawk and Puu go at it, let's talk about the Ligero Maximo title match. We have Sr. Gonzales, Q and Alexander Conway all vying for the belt."

Jim Jackson: "Each man qualified to become one of the last three contenders, and they're all highly motivated to take their game to the next level as they gun for a title tonight."

Brad Blood: "Though at least one of the three contenders is less than happy about the match. Alexander Conway has made no secret of his displeasure over being part of the Ligero Maximo match, instead of challenging for the Primo Ultimo, but he's still competing in the match anyway."

Jim Jackson: "Just because he's not satisfied with being part of the Ligero Maximo match does not mean he doesn't want championship gold around his waist. Should be a very competitive match between Conway, Q and Gonzales, as each man is out to prove himself as the best man to claim the title."

Brad Blood: "We also got Bloodflame and Lucian Blackheart, itching to claim final victgory in their blood feud tonight, as they go for THE BRITISH HAWK WITH A FRANKENSTEINER TO PUU!"

Jim Jackson: "Puu has been planted on his head! The British Hawk goes for the cover!"

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two! Three!"

Brad Blood: "And Hawk wins it! Does this mean the preview is over? "

Jim Jackson: "I guess so. Ladies and gentlemen, we're about to start HanuChrisKwanbo shortly!"

The British Hawk celebrates as the preview for the PPV ends.

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Jim Jackson: "Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to a very special night! Tonight we have ULOL's first ever pay-per-view HanuChrisKwanbo!"

Brad Blood: "You got that right, for those who missed the dark match because they are watching from their TV's tough! You should have bought a live ticket!"

Jim Jackson: "Anyhow we have a great show for everyone watching tonight. That's right, we have Nao Fook Mi taking on the Stank Duo, Bloodflame going against Lucian Blackheart but we mustn't forget the title matches. For the Ligero Maximo, Alexander Conway, Q and Sr. Gonzalez will be fighting for the lightweight title."

Brad Blood: "Don't forget GoodFella and Schwarz going against Morbidly Unstoppable in a TLC match... Toilet Lavatory and Crap!"

Jim Jackson: "And of course the main event we have Shogun defending against Ray Kamaura for the Primo Ultimo title! Now I know everyone is eager to get things started so... LET THE LUNACY BEGIN!"

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"Make Them Suffer" by Cannibal Corpse starts playing on the speakers as smoke rises from the floor. Out from the smoke the figure of Marcus Troy, the general manager of United League of Lunatics emerges. He quickly makes his way down the ring in his signature three piece Armani suit and a cigar between his lips. He grabs a mic with one hand and raises it up to his lips as he takes the cigar out with the other one. He puffs his cigar one more time staring down the anticipating crowd before speaking.

Marcus Troy: "First of all welcome to ULOL's first PPV HanuChrisKwanbo! Before we get things started I have a few surprises I would like to add for tonight. As we all know for the tag team match we have something special lined up for all our fans, but it wouldn't be fair not to make the matches for the Ligero Maximo and Primo Ultimo special."

Marcus Troy smiles and pauses as the crowd realizes that he is about to make the PPV more interesting.

Marcus Troy: "That's right for the ULOL Ligero Maximo title match, it will now be Alexander Conway against Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing against Sr. Gonzales in a cage match! That's right four sides of hard and unforgiving steel shall surround these three men."

The crowd cheers at the announcement.

Marcus Troy: "But wait! That is not all! For the Primo Ultimo match, Shogun and Ray Kamaura shall battle for the gold in a thirty minute IRON MAN match! Thirty minutes to prove that you deserve the gold!"

The cheers grow louder at the second announcement.

Marcus Troy: "I am sure you are all pleased with my decision... I can't say the wrestlers will be happy but then again I don't really care. So with that out of the way, let the show begin!"

Marcus Troy drops the mic and exits to backstage.

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The scene opens backstage where we see Stephanie Dawson standing with Nao Fook Mi.

Stephanie Dawson: "Good evening everyone, we are here backstage with Nao Fook Mi who right now seems to be in a dire position as she is slated to fight Stank Lord and Brostar in a handicap match tonight. Ms. Nao, what are your thoughts on tonight's battle?"

Nao Fook Mi: "Thoughts? Well it is true I will be fighting an uphill battle tonight but I think that I can overcome tonight's odds and emerge victorious. Stank Lord and Brostar are the rotten core which we must get rid of in order to cleanse this place and tonight I shall be the one doing the cleansing."

Stephanie Dawson nods at Fook Mi's statements.

Stephanie Dawson: "But aren't you afraid that their double team may get the best of you? What is your strategy for tonight?"

Nao Fook Mi: "I would be lying if I said that I am not afraid. But yet it is this fear that fuels my determination to overcome it. They may have the numbers game so I must end this match as early as possible. Besides, I have a friend watching my back tonight."

Stephanie Dawson: "Are you talking about Little Wang? No offense but he will have the size disadvantage."

Nao Fook Mi: "Little Wang has trained with me in the martial arts in China for years, do not let his small stature fool you. He may be small but he can kill giants. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to prepare for the match."

Stephanie Dawson: "Thank you for your time Ms. Nao. And now back to the booth!"

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Jasmine Lee: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Intorducing first, making his way to the ring, representing the Stank Gang, here is Brandon Cavo!"

Brandon Cavo comes out, quickly running to the ring.

Jasmine Lee: "His opponent, making his way to the ring, here is Allister King!"

A Coyote Howl is heard throughout the arena as the entrance is covered in smoke. Godsmack's Whiskey Hangover begins to play as Allister King walks out onto the entrance ramp with a cigarette in his mouth and a bottle of whiskey in his hand. Allister King is also dressed up as a reindeer, though his costume looks like it's been urinated on recently.

Brad Blood: "Oh come ON."

Jim Jackson: "Say what you will about Allister King, but he's always doing something that gets people talking. Even if he doesn't realize people are talking about him."

Brad Blood: "The man is drunk half the time, AT LEAST. Hell, HE doesn't even know what he's doing half the time. I think."

Jim Jackson: "Well, he has a match now. I think King is at least aware of that. And despite his...inebriation, the man has shown he is a very dangerous competitor."

Brad Blood: "Or someone who is just incredibly lucky. Y'know, for a guy who isn't into the holidays, he's totally dressed for it."

Jim Jackson: "Well, maybe he's not aware he's dressed up as Rudolph right now."

Brad Blood: "Brandon Cavo is going to fight someone dressed up as a reindeer. That should be a quick search on Youtube."

Jim Jackson: "Cavo wastes no time attacking Allister King! He's got King reeling from a quick barrage of punches and kicks! King is sent to the ropes...and Cavo with an armdrag!"

Brad Blood: "Brandon takes King down with a flying shoulderblock!"

Jim Jackson: "And Cavo with another flying shoulder King stumbles out of the way! Cavo flies over the ropes!"

Brad Blood: "He just landed in a heap at ringside!"

Jim Jackson: "Allister King getting to his feet. And I don't think he even realizes what has happened to his opponent! He's just helping himself to another swig of his liquor!"

Brad Blood: "Cavo in a complete daze on the outside!"

Jim Jackson: "Allister King is going onto the ring apron! FLIES OFF AND LANDS ON CAVO WITH A THESZ PRESS!"

Brad Blood: "Allister the Drunken Reindeer makes his HanuChrisJKwanbo delivery!"

Jim Jackson: "King...helps himself to another shot of his liquor! He's grabbing Cavo...Allister King grabs the opponent by the throat before lifting them in a gorilla press. Allister throws them in the air and catches them before slamming them violently to the floor with a widow maker executing an Overdose!"

Brad Blood: "Brandon Cavo getting his butt kicked by a guy in a reindeer suit!"

Jim Jackson: "King gets the lifeless Cavo into the ring! He's got him covered for the pin!

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two! Three!"

Jasmine Lee: "The winner of the match...Allister King!"

Jim Jackson: "King makes quick work on Cavo!"

Brad Blood: "And now he's celebrating by getting more drunk in the ring."

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The scene opens as we see one half of The Entourage in the locker room. He is very nervous. His manager Manolo Ferrer and Felix Schwarz is in the locker room as well. Arnold calms himself before he starts to speak.

Arnold "GoodFella" Bold: "What was that about that video? It aired during my match and I got pinned. I will squash the guy who did that video, I will destroy him. How dare he says that “Dashing” Taufik is no more in this world! How dare he say that… What's your hired man doing Schwarz? I got calls from people that a guy looking like Taufik is in an Elvis costume or he emigrated to Russia. Now I get this video which was dedicated to me. He says that he is coming... Well let’s say I will greet him with chair shot to the head."

Then he suddenly hears the ringtone of his cellphone. GoodFella checks it and he sees that someone sent him a video.