A Press Release About the Announcement of the Upcoming Return of Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing

Wrestler Name: Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing

Alignment: Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing

Weight Class: Lightweight, but hits like a heavyweight!

Gender: Male

Gimmick: Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing

Entrance: Nu-metal music begins to play as a highlight reel of Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing runs on the ULOLTron. A horde of reporters and photographers gather at the stage entrance, taking pictures and giving a blow by blow of Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing's every move as he steps out for his match. Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing waves to the fans as he slowly makes his way to the ring.

Wrestler Description: He wears elaborate masks for his matches. Other than that, what else is there to say about Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing, other than he is Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing!

Short Bio: Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing has made a name for himself as one of the most exciting, courageous, dashing, enigmatic and legendary masked wrestlers to ever set foot in the squared circle. From his humble beginnings in his beloved yet very humble homeland, Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing has honed his talents to become a worldwide sensation and a hero to his millions of lovely, but very impoverished, fellow countrymen.


Stats:
Brawl: 30
Speed: 80
Tech: 50
Charisma: 90

Heh, I need your finishers.

I shall provide you the finishers!


Ditwabiaosiahdiswehankiamma:
Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing grabs [nome]
and drills [nome] into the mat with a mighty crunch executing a devastating Ditwabiaosiahdiswehankiamma


Wakangadiiehiyaojiasaiya:
Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing cannot help but feel angered by [nome] for reasons only Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing knows
as he roars his battlecry charging headlong at [nome] and executing a devastating Wakangadiiehiyaojiasaiya


Diswehanpayagongtaila:
Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing sees [nome] lying prone and wastes no time
to jump up and land on [nome] repeatedly stomping [nome] until [nome] stops moving executing a devastating Diswehanpayagongtaila