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PostSubject: Banzai Ultimo 09/02/2012   Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:53 am



Jim Jackson:  "Good evening and welcome ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages and marvel at the feat of exemplary wrestling skills that you shall all witness tonight.  We have a great show for everyone this evening and I guarantee, you're craving for great wrestling shall all be left sated.  Joining me here on the announce table is none other than my partner in crime, Mick Mooney."

Mick Mooney:  "Thanks for the intro Jimbo and a big ALOHA to all you dudes and dudettes watching out there.  That's right, as Jim here mentioned, tonight's show will definitely be a great one, but whenever have we EVER failed to deliver a great show right?"

Jim Jackson:  "That's right Mick, so let us not keep our viewers waiting any longer.  It's time for them to experience the great wrestling show that is Banzai Ultimo...  LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"






"Sound Of Madness" by Shinedown starts to play as Ray Kamaura begins striding towards the ring. His seven foot frame towers over everything until he comes to the apron. Ray grabs the top rope and steps onto the ring then over the ropes into the ring. He swiftly moves to a turnbuckle and climbs it raises the LLP World Championship into the air. The Champion turns around and sits on the turnbuckle. The ref hands him a microphone.

Ray Kamaura: "Delusions of glory plague this business. Delusions of power, skill, and influence. These things are a problem. See, everyone thinks they have a right to this belt and the power that comes with it. The truth is, that no one here has earned a shot at this title."

Ray Kamaura jumps off the turnbuckle into the middle of the ring. He faces the entrance way.

Ray Kamaura: "With nobody being deserving of a shot at this title, we need to find some way to decide who gets the next shot? Marcus Troy, I invite you to the ring."

Ray Kamaura pauses...


"Make Them Suffer" by Cannibal Corpse starts playing on the speakers as smoke is bellowed out from smoke machines. Out from the smoke the figure of Marcus Troy, the general manager of Lucha Libre Puroresu emerges from the back. Dressed in a three piece Armani suit, he quickly strides down the walkway and enters the ring with a mic in one hand and a cigar in the other.  He stops short outside the ring and looks at the LLP World Champion.

Marcus Troy:  "You want to know who is next Mr. Kamaura?  Well let's make this interesting...  You said nobody deserves a title shot?  Well I disagree..."

A smile appears on Marcus Troy's face...

Marcus Troy:  "Two weeks from now, in the next Banzai Ultimo it shall be Ray Kamaura defending his title in a gauntlet match!  That's right, five opponents of my choosing shall go in the ring to face you one after the other until one of them either win or you defeat all five.  Makes for a good show does it not?"

The general manager starts chuckling as the current world champion looks on angrily.

Marcus Troy:  "But who shall you fight?  Let's see...  Let's start off with Apocalypse, if you defeat him, you shall next face Cousin Buford, then if you manage to win, Richard "The Dragon" Johnson, if you still manage to pull off a victory...  Raven Connoly gets a shot and finally to make things more interesting...  If you still manage to win...  Your old friend YUKI MONOTOMO gets a shot.  So have fun Mr. Kamaura..."

With a laugh, Marcus Troy exits the ringside as his music starts to play again leaving the champ alone and angry inside the ring.


Ray Kamaura shook his head.

Ray Kamaura: "Is that the best you can do?"

Ray dropped his mic and took his leave.






Vera walks backstage and spots one of her opponent for the evening, one-half of The Rookies, the wrestler Christy Chase.  Quickly the Amazon walks up to her intimidatingly.

Vera:  "So zis is the scrawny girl I am to fight tonight?"
 
Vera starts to laugh...

Vera:  "Looks like I vill not even break sweat.  A little warning little girl...  Why not just run home and forfeit match?  It vill save you a trip to hospital, yes?"

Vera looks down Christy Chase waiting for a reply.


Not intimidated by the brutish female standing in front of her, Christy Chase stares at Vera at the eyes and replies.

Christy Chase:  "Oh I'll be running Vera, I'll be running circles around you tonight.  I don't back out of any fight.  Bring it girl and you'll see that Christy Chase is no pushover."

The scene slowly fades to black as the two women stare each other down.






The scene opens into a moonlit night. a field of grass gently blows with the breeze. The DDTKID lies in the field. His arms and legs positioned almost like a fresh corpse. the camera zooms in on his face Red face paint runs down his face like a tear duct.as he opens his eyes he begins to speak.

"Darkside" Dylan Thompson: "Let us see where we are shall we. We are in this field in the middle of nowhere. Isolated from civilization and human contact. The only life not including me and Mr. Camera here are the birds, insects and other animals of the forest. I sometimes like to observe nature. Foxes are truly an amazing animal. Possible to be domesticated. Extremely cunning and highly dangerous when cornered. They're also quite elegant. A person learns alot when he spends time with nature. They find out well they're survival capability is. How long they can last on minimum supplies. But they also find out how strong they really are, An Inner beast if you would. Depending how one adapts to this environment can also warp and twist one's mind."

A moth flutters in front of the camera landing on the DDTKID who is suddenly distracted by it. he seems to be in his own train of thought begins to talk again.

"Darkside" Dylan Thompson: "A moth so underrated. the beautiful moonlit butterfly. Always so fascinating how they are draw to light. Like a soul on his way to the after world. Only to commonly be kill by someone like the hand of god. Everyone seems to take everything for granted. Nature, Friendship even life. They try to guide their own fate by stepping on everyone and everything. Everyone bleeds even animals and bugs a symbol or mortality. It shows that anytime fate can be a cruel mistress and rob you of everything. When you're dead will these titles matter. Will you be remembered how you think you will be remembered. I don't even really want this title to be honestly. Crusade may feel different but when you're in that building you can smell the impurity of it. Makes you think they should be crimson red instead of gold. I like crimson the colour of blood,war,and life if you really think about it."

The DDTKID sits up slowly and puts his hands behind his head before lying back down.

"Darkside" Dylan Thompson: "I don't know if I'll ever feel like other people. A clone of everyone just doesn't suit me. It's like losing your identity. Something no one should ever lose. If everyone was the same the human race wouldn't be where you we are today. Open your mind experience your life. Carve your path but don't force things. Fate will always surprises you. Life, Death, Friendship, Love, Rivalries. All lives change. Be anything you can. Do things you "can't". LIVE."


The camera fades to black as the wind whistles.



VSVS

Camerella Videoh VS Christy Chase VS Vera

Jim Jackson: "What a way to kick off the night than with a three way dance featuring the lovely ladies of LLP. Camerella Videoh, Vera and Christy Chase will be pitted against one another to see which of these young women will emerge victorious."

Mick Mooney: "Three way? i like the sound of that. I bet that's the real reason Camerella carries about that camera."

Jim Jackson: "Get your mind out of the gutter, You need to be professional and unbiased."

Mick Mooney: "Hell that doesn't mean i can't enjoy the view. Come on, 3 babes jumping about the ring and you can honestly say you have never got a perverted idea?"

Jim Jackson: "I can honestly say i haven't."

Mick Mooney: "Then you are either gay, limp or you are a huge bullshitter"

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first weighing in at 131 pounds and standing in at 4 feet 11 inches tall, hailing from New York, New York... CAMERELLA VIDEOH!"

Green lights flash in the big top as "Looks That Kill" by Motley Crüe plays. Cam awkwardly walks toward the ring as her expert video plays in the background. She steps into the ring and cowers in her corner before shaking her head and looking out at the crowd."

Jasmine Lee: "And her opponent, standing in at 6 feet 7 inches tall and weighing in at 224 pounds, hailing from Kiev, Ukraine... VERA!"

Mozart's "Requiem" starts playing on the loud speakers as the lights slowly grow dim until total darkness envelopes the big top. A sole spotlight focuses where the curtain parts as the figure of a very tall and large framed woman steps out from the darkness. A look of bloodlust is etched on her face as she makes her way into the ring much to the awe and fear of the audience in attendance.

Jasmine Lee: "And their opponent, weighing in at 150 pounds and standing at 5 feet 9 inches tall. Hailing from Seattle, Washington... CHRISTY CHASE!"

"Chasing the Dream" by Alex Kassel starts playing on the speakers as Christy Chase dashes through the curtains waving to the crowd as she makes her way to the ring. With a huge leap she lands on the ring apron and slingshots herself into the ring using the top rope. She lands perfectly, waves one final time to the crowd before heading to her corner.

Jasmine Lee: "The referee for this contest is Jack B. Nimble. LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson: "The bell signals the start of the match and straight away Vera and Christy are teaming up against Camerella. Camerella is trying to fight back but to no avail. They have her set up and they connect with a double suplex."

Mick Mooney: "That alliance didnt last too long. Chase and Vera are striking each other. All's fair in love and war i guess"

Jim Jackson: "A quick clothesline sends Vera off her feet as Cam makes it to her feet with help from the turnbuckles. Chase runs in! No one home! Cam wisely moves out of the way causing chase to run chest first into that top turnbuckle."

Mick Mooney: "A dazed and confused Christy walks right into a superkick courtesy of Videoh. I think she may have knocked a tooth out. Wait. No my mistake it was a piece of chewing gum."

Jim Jackson: "Chase somehow remains on groggy on her feet. Camerella springs off the ropes and successfully connects with a springboard back elbow. She goes for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two!"

Jim Jackson: "Vera breaks up the pin. Cam is not too pleased and connects with a nice roundhouse kick knocking Vera back to the mat."

Mick Mooney: "Chase is back to her feet. I don't think Cam has realised yet. She turns around and gets spiked by a tornado DDT. Pinfall attempt!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two! Three!"

Jim Jackson: No! The referee is now saying it was only a two count! That match could have been over right there"

Mick Mooney: "Be thankful it's not, Chase picks Cam off the mat and sends her into the ropes with an irish whip. Cam counters the backdrop attempt with a well placed kick to the face. She may have damaged the looks of Christy with that one"

Jim Jackson: "Camerella follows up with a discus clothesline but it doesn't ground Christy for long. Headlock applied by Cam, She runs into the corner and bounces off the top turnbuckle, driving Chase's face into the mat with that bulldog."

Mick Mooney: "Videoh must have forgotten this is a three way and has taken her eyes off Vera who is sneaking up behind her. Vera turns her around and lifts her up onto her shoulders and quickly drops Cam head first with the good ol' DVD. the Death Valley Driver."

Jim Jackson: Chase gets up and clotheslines Vera in the back sending her into the corner. Chase is too busy getting the crowd pumped up that she doesn't even see Vera taking that protective pad off the turnbuckle"

Mick Mooney: "Chase gets blindsided and knocked out of the ring by Cam, who now turns her attention towards Vera. Videoh runs towards Vera in the corner who manages to maneuver out of the way and Cam bounces head first off the turnbuckle"

Jim Jackson: "Vera grabs Cam by the tights and uses the momentum to catapult Videoh face first right into that exposed turnbuckle. She rolls her up, Vera has got a handful of tights as well as her feet on the rope!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two! Three!"

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the Three Way Dance via pinfall... VERA!"

Jim Jackson: "The referee never saw the underhanded tactics that gave Vera the win here tonight."

Mick Mooney: "Well she pulled out all the stops, Exposed turnbuckles, using the ropes and grabbing the tights, all at the same time. I don't think many people would be able to kick out of that pinning move."

Jim Jackson: "The referee had his back turned for a few seconds but that was all it took for Vera to score the victory."


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PostSubject: Re: Banzai Ultimo 09/02/2012   Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:53 am



The Camera opens to show Shadow Callahan walking backstage. Suddenly he stops and grins

Shadow Callahan: "Always remember, Death waits for no man."

Allister King walks into view of the camera and up to Callahan

Allister King: "Luckily for you, you ain't a man"

Shadow Callahan: "Oh the almighty king of fools has a witty retort, what's next? You going to call me a homosexual?"

Allister King: "Homo? You have to be a man in order to be gay."

Shadow Callahan: "Are you retarded? I mean seriously?"

Allister King: "I think your sister fucked all the intellect right out of my skull"

Shadow Callahan: "So it just like the way your wife sucked every last bit of humanity out of my body. You know she really enjoyed my humanity all over her face."

Allister King: "I know not nearly as much as your sister enjoyed being filled up with my secret blend of herbs and spices."

Shadow Callahan: "She's pregnant you know. So you are the father?"

Allister King: "Wait a fucking minute here. I was only joking I didn't actually have sex with her. It was just a friendly bit of banter between 2 former comrades."

Shadow walks past allister but stops a few feet behind him

Shadow Callahan: "She's not pregnant and I believe that was checkmate asshole."

Shadow leaves the scene and the camera fades on Allister's sad face.






The Lights dim as you hear Fortune's voice yell "Where are all the beautiful ladies tonight" as "DANCE" By Justice plays Fortune comes out holding a bouquet of roses and as he walks towards the ring begins handing them out to women in the audience. He enters the ring climbs to the second turnbuckle and blows kisses to women in the audience. Johnny Fortune climbs down and grabs a microphone and proceeds to lay down on the top ropes in one of the corners and begins to speak.

Johnny Fortune: "Pssssshhh! Weeeeelll So it looks like I was eliminated from that Battle Royal on the last show... That kind of sucks, but hey those ladies deserved to know how beautiful especially Camerella I mean daaaamn. But you know.... I'm looking forward to my next match, I mean I'm thrust into the ring with another man who is a member of the Church, Shadow Callahan."

Fortune shifts from lying down on the ropes to sitting on the top turnbuckle.

Johnny Fortune: "So The Suicide Messiah has failed to beat Yuki Monotomo but oh well you did better than I and got a nice double DQ."

Fortune gives a small golf clap.

Johnny Fortune: "However I have a small bit of advice for you, although I don't have the best track record in LLP I still have the talent to whip the asses of most people here. Just sometimes I get a little... distracted as was seen last week. But you know I shouldn't take this so lightly."

Fortune Climbs down off of the turnbuckle and begins to walk around the ring.

Johnny Fortune: "He seems like a great competitor but see here's the way I see it I can win this match because regardless of Shadow's experience in the ring and his clear disregard for human life it's somewhat sadistic. But see the thing about a sadist is that when somebody hurts them they get mad and when they get mad they make mistakes and when they make mistakes they get caught and when they get caught they meet an unfortunate end."

Fortune Leans on a rope towards the audience and holds the mic to his mouth.

Johnny Fortune: "And hey think about it, last week I was distracted by all of the beautiful women and still Darkside Dylan Thompson didn't manage to eliminate me I can't wait to see what Callahan has in store. Well actually you know what... looking at all the beautiful women in the tent tonight I do have to say..."

Fortune strokes the stubbles on his face

Johnny Fortune: "How about this ladies when I enter that ring with The man who is Finished from Finland and emerge the victor I will take one of you Beeeeauuuutiful women out for a nice night afterwards, and an even greater evening at my place."

The women in the crowd cheer as Fortune Walks to the center of the ring.

Johnny Fortune: "So now that it's settled, I'm sure Shadow the hedgehog will come out to the ring and bring everything it is he's got to the ring. And I welcome that, Hell don't just bring yourself bring that group of other mindless cultist drones with you. Bring the Bats, bring the chairs, bring the fluorescent light tubes, bring the nails, barbed wire, tables, ladders, and why stop there? Bring other idiotic cultists with you! How about you combine your Church with the Westboro Baptist Church to form one big super cult of idiocy! And why not call up that third world country known as Detroit and find the House of Truth, Or maybe you want to find some survivors of the Manson family."

Fortune Drops the microphone and goes back to lying on the ropes in the corner for a 30 seconds continuously mouthing "Come on".


Crimson from the streetfighter alpha 3 OST blares on the P.A as the light darkens and fog appears suddenly the lights shine upon the DDTKID wearing a black jacket and red bandana, his back turned holding a kendo stick over his shoulder, He turns around and cracks a smile as he begins walking slowly to the ring. He stops in the middle of the ramp and raises the hand holding the cane. the crowd boos as he just smiles he continues forward and climbs on the side of the apron. He turns his head slowly smiling once more before entering the ring he climbs the turnbuckle lifts the hand with the kendo stick one more time before jumping down, He leans the kendo stick against the closest corner as he turns his attention to to fortune. He picks up a mic and begins to speak.

"Darkside" Dylan Thompson: "Why is this becoming a recurring thing? You say something stupid and I have to come and call you out on it. I did eliminate you in that match along with myself in the progress but that was fine. Unfortunately you're still sexist and stupid. Frankly you're a bit too arrogant as well considering your status. you pick fights you can't finish. More than likely you're gonna get hurt sooner rather than later. Don't get me wrong I don't like you but I'm trying to save you from your self sorta speak."

Dylan jumps on the closest turnbuckle a smile spreads across his face like wild fire. He puts the mic to his face an continues speaking.

"Darkside" Dylan Thompson: "See you, Alex Conway, That obese guy will probably die of a heart attack. before he finishes his next box of twinkies. You all suffer. You suffer from a lack of morality and and direction. You're misguided and I don't want to say you're scared but at least in your case fortune you're nervous. You use your arrogance as a shield to protect you from reality. It's almost amazing your mind as developed a protective bubble to prevent you from realizing that in reality you're worthless trailer trash. I doubt my message is getting through there but get help man you're like the walrus at sea world the one that holds the bucket while thousands laugh at you."

Dylan Lowers his arm and laughs and awaits a response of someone or something.


A loud, eerie chanting begins to chime through the big house before The Beast (Evangelion 2.0 soundtrack) begins to play. After a moment Crusade shambles out onto the ring ramp, his matted hair nearly covering his face as he makes his way to the ring. The zealot is wearing a plain blue jean shorts along with wrestling boots, he is bare chested, showing off the tattoo of a cross on his chest. Once near the ring he rolls in, taking a mic from a ring hand before walking to the center of the ring to speak. His cold eyes staring at Fortune.

Crusade: "You are quite the character John. You come out here every week talking, and talking and talking some more. Yet you never seem to be able to back a single thing up. You won only one match that I can recall. Against a complete nobody. Yet you have a gall to come out and insult the members of my church? Championship level competitors?"

Crusade chuckles.

Crusade: "I hate to come out and be the bully towards a weak man like you, mentally and physically, but you have no chance against Shadow Callahan friend. He is a legend! You are a nobody. You can't even manage to get an original thought out of that pathetic little mind of yours! Who are you to question anyone for what they believe in? You are a feeble little pink haired boy, who comes out here and pretends to be a ladies man to hide the fact that he is really a loser. A pathetic little wart!"

Crusade: "What woman would want to go to your trailer? You have done nothing but LOSE! Not to mention your strange obsession with the Manson cult. I find it funny that you compare us to that sort of cult, not doing even a single bit of homework before throwing out accusations. Just like how Alexander Conway considers Dylan to be brainless! Does it really look like I control him? He thinks completely for himself, just as Shadow Callahan does. Only pitiful fools like yourself will make the mistake of underestimating me, and the Church I have created. As Dylan said, you are going to get hurt much sooner than you would like to if you continue to poke at us."

Crusade: "I am a calm man, but I have a temper...when I get angry I tend to rip people's shoulders out of their sockets. Just ask Chasm about that. As for the tag team championship match tonight? It is obvious what team will come out the winner. On one side you have two ignorant men, one talented, one repugnant and successful only due to his girth. My loss last week was obviously a fluke, just as Conway stated. This week I will prove just how good I am, and just how good the DDTkid is, when we DECIMATE Excellence Inc. Once we do that, there will be no one in my way and the Light heavyweight championship will easily be mine for the taking, or perhaps Dylan shall get the shot. The outcome is the same either way. Anyone who gets in the way of my Church will lie in a crumpled, broken heap in the middle of this ring! We shall hold every title in the federation and then some when I have my way! Then no one will be able to deny that we are the chosen of the Great Deity. Amen..."

Crusade drops the mid, leaving the ring after giving DDTkid a pat on the shoulder, not waiting for a response from Fortune.  


Dylan Sits on the turnbuckles still laughing himself. He lifts back up the mic.

"Darkside" Dylan Thompson: "Now the chose is yours you can continue to act foolish and bring upon your self needless hatred, judgement, and your own depression. Or you could accept the constructive criticism giving to you now. Learn from your mistakes and become better. All you need is to guide your self. For once your fate is in your own hands."

Dylan drops the mic and leaves laughing to himself slightly along the way.


Fortune stands in the middle of the ring.

Johnny Fortune: "Okay I'll concede to you Crusade I haven't won a lot of matches here LLP but tonight I'm going to show you that I do have talent when your boy Shadow Callahan is pinned in the middle of the ring. End of story."

Fortune drops the mic and leaves.




VS

Johnny Fortune VS Shadow Callahan

Mick Mooney: "Now we lead a lamb to the slaughter. Johnny Fortune is going one on one with Shadow Callahan."

Jim Jackson: "Johnny Fortune is an amazing competitor but Shadow Callahan is a veteran of the sport and after the words exchanged earlier between the church's DDTKid and Fortune, we got to believe the church will make an appearance in this match"

Mick Mooney: "The Church is a bunch of crazed religious fanatics who are unpredictable. Fortune needs to grow eyes in the back of his for this match."

Jim Jackson: "I hope not. I am looking forward to this all out contest"

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, standing in at 5 feet 11 and 1/2 inches tall, weighing in at 177 pounds, hailing from San Francisco, California... JOHNNY FORTUNE!"

The lights dim as you hear Fortune's voice yell "Where are all the beautiful ladies tonight" as "DANCE" by Justice plays Fortune comes out holding a bouquet of roses and as he walks towards the ring begins handing them out to women in the audience. He enters the ring climbs to the second turnbuckle and blows kisses to women in the audience.

Jasmine Lee: "And his opponent for the evening, standing in at 6 feet 8 inches tall and weighing in at 285 pounds, hailing from Kitee, Finland, he's The Suicide Messiah... SHADOW CALLAHAN!"

"Suicide Messiah" by Black Label Society begins to blast through the arena. Two beautiful women (one in black, the other in white) walk out and stand on the entrance ramp. They move to the edge of the entrance ramp as Shadow Callahan makes his way out wearing sunglasses and a leather trench coat. Shadow does not raise his head and stands just in front of the two women. He stretches his arm open handedly in the gesture of a crucifix before lowering his arms. He removes his trench coat and hands it to the woman in black, then removes his sunglasses and hands them to the woman in white. The two women proceed to the backstage area as Shadow continues his way to the ring. He rolls into the ring, lowers his head and stretches his arms to resemble a cross. He then goes and stands at a neutral corner.

Jasmine Lee: "The referee for this contest is Jack B. Quick. LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson: "Callahan connects with a kick before the opening bell has even rung and is continuing to stomp on Fortune. Wait the referee is sending Shadow to the corner as he checks on Johnny."

Mick Mooney; "Look at the smile on Callahan's face! He's enjoying this!"

Jim Jackson: "Fortune is up and looks like he is ready to continue. There's the opening bell and now this match is officially underway. Fortune runs in and begins to swing left and right at Callahan."

Mick Mooney: "Shadow pushes him against the ropes but Fortune uses the momentum to connect with a flying forearm shot. Shadow is wobbling at the moment. Johnny bounces of the ropes again but this time connects with basement dropkick."

Jim Jackson: "The Big man is down to one knee as the smaller and more agile Fortune continues to swing punches. Callahan blocks the punches and retaliates with a series of forearm shots."

Mick Mooney: "He lifts the Fortunate One up and throws him behind him with a fallaway slam but it looks like Johnny wasn't effected by it and runs back towards Callahan."

Jim Jackson: "Double A style spinebuster by the Suicide Messiah slams Fortune hard on the mat. Now here's the pin attempt"

Jack B. Quick: "One! Two!"

Mick Mooney: "Just a two count. And now he stalks, just daring fortune to make it back to his feet."

Jim Jackson: "Fortune makes it to his feet, Callahan swings with a haymaker, Fortune ducks the shot and fires back with a well executed Hurricarana. He hooks the leg"

Jack B. Quick: "One! Two!"

Jim Jackson: "Johnny Fortune not wasting anytime and rolls to the outside, He looks to be setting up for some springboard type move. Callahan's up, Fortune off the ropes and connects with a beautiful Springboard Dropkick"

Mick Mooney: "Cover!"

Jack B. Quick: "One! Two! Thr..!"

Mick Mooney: "Only 2 and a half on that one. I thought the match might have been over right there"

Jim Jackson: "It appears not. Fortune is attempting to lift this 285lbs man up to his feet. Callahan with a Forearm shot right to the face and Fortune replies with a right of his own. They are exchanging blows here tonight"

Mick Mooney: "Jim! Look! It's DDTKid!"

Jim Jackson: "I was hoping no one would get involved but it appears not"

Mick Mooney: "Fortune is distracted by Dylan Thompson. Callahan just punches the referee in the face!"

Jim Jackson: "And the ref is calling for the bell. This match is over!"

Mick Mooney: "But the assault has begun! Callahan just hit a Running Big Boot to the back of Fortune's head! He looks out on his feet."

Jim Jackson: "Shadow grabs Fortune in a full nelson and begins to shake them about like a rag doll. A sick smile can be seen on shadow's face as he lifts Fortune into the air with the full nelson still intact, jumps and drives his knees into their spine. The impact on landing near rips Fortune in half but Shadow isn't finished. He rolls them over onto their stomach with the full nelson still with a firm grip and begins to wrench back with a full nelson camel clutch. He has locked in the Hara Kiri"

Mick Mooney: "DDTKid has entered the ring with that Kendo Stick and begins to hit a defenseless man with it. It's great!"

Jim Jackson: "The man is locked into a submission hold! He is absolutely defenceless against this attack. I think one of those shots from the kendo stick busted him wide open!"

Mick Mooney: "Well it looks like they have finished with the man and are leaving his body to rot in the ring"

Jim Jackson: "2 Villainous men just brokened and bloodied Johnny Fortune! Here comes the EMT's"

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match as a result of Disqualification, JOHNNY FORTUNE!"

Mick Mooney: "What good is the victory if you can't enjoy it?"

Jim Jackson: "I don't know but the man didn't deserve this. Not one bit. What a sick act by the members of The Church"






The lights in the arena go dim, Suddenly Blind Guardian's "A Voice in the Dark" begins to blast throughout the arena and Green, Red and Blue lighting shine in rhythm to music. Smoke begins to cover the ramp. Allister King makes his way out to the entrance stage wearing a black velvet blindfold. He stands on the ramp and looks out to the crowd. As Allister shouts, pyro goes off at the top of the stage to resemble the breathe of dragons. He begins to slap the hands of all the fans at ringside before rolling into the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, removes the blindfold and poses once more before getting down of the turnbuckle and goes to retrieve a microphone

Allister King: "I would like to apologise to Colton Charles Cai Cobb for my actions 2 weeks ago. I wanted revenge against Ray for smashing a steel chair over my cranium. I didn't mean to get you disqualified, that was a blunder on my part. So I would like to say I am sorry.

The Crowd Boos

Allister King: "I WOULD like to say I am sorry, I could but I won't. You see, there is a thing in the universe that a lot of people believe in. Its called Karma."

The Crowd cheers

Allister King: "Its the theory that good things happen to good people and bad things happen to bad people. Guess which category you fall under. Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Thats right! Bad People!

Allister brushes his hair back with his free hand before continuing

Allister King: "You attacked me after the DQ. Why? Because I caused you to lose? Or was it that you have always had somewhat of a resentment against me? I know, I am awesome who wouldn't sent me? I have a hot wife, a lot of money and have fun nearly all the time. And then there's you. Richie rich with a solid gold spoon stuck up his ass."

Allister walks over and leans on the ropes

Allister King: "You know what? I'm glad I did it and I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for that stupid dog. When I say dog I mean Ray Kakaku or what ever. Hey I have problems sometimes when it comes to saying last name if its not a common name like smith, jones, etc. etc. I mean it took me years to pronounce Arnold Schwarzenegger."

He stops and looks puzzled

Allister King: "What was I talking about? Something about something? Well I lost track and instead of starting over, I think I am just going to leave.

Allister drops the mic, drops, drops, drops,drops the mic (a funny reference)






The scene opens backstage where we see Penelope Garcia standing next to none other than the former LLP World Champion Colton Charles Cai Cobb.  The voluptuous backstage interviewer begins the interview.

Penelope Garcia:  "Mr. Cobb, two weeks ago Allister King tried to save you from Ray Kamaura which resulted in..."

The former champ doesn't let Penelope Garcia finish as he snatches the mic away and angrily retorts.

Colton Charles Cai Cobb:  "SAVE ME?!  DID I ASKED TO BE SAVED?  DID I NEEDED TO BE SAVED?!  Allister King butted in a match he shouldn't have and cost me the chance, no the surety to win my world title back.  Tonight, he shall expect nothing from me but PAIN!"

With that C4 storms off, flipping a table over as Penelope Garcia could only stare on as the scene fades.


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PostSubject: Re: Banzai Ultimo 09/02/2012   Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:54 am

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Allister King VS Colton Charles Cai Cobb

Jim Jackson:  "Two weeks ago we saw Allister King try to help Colton Charles Cai Cobb out of a predicament which unfortunately resulted into a disqualification costing C4 his match against Ray Kamaura."

Mick Mooney:  "Kamaura should probably thank King huh?"

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall.  Introducing first, standing in at 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighing in at 235 pounds, hailing from the ancient lands of Ireland...  ALLISTER KING!"

The lights in the arena go dim, Suddenly Blind Guardian's "A Voice in the Dark" begins to blast throughout the arena and Green, Red and Blue lighting shine in rhythm to music. Smoke begins to cover the ramp. Allister King makes his way out to the entrance stage wearing a black velvet blindfold. He stands on the ramp and looks out to the crowd. As Allister shouts, pyro goes off at the top of the stage to resemble the breathe of dragons. He begins to slap the hands of all the fans at ringside before rolling into the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, removes the blindfold and poses once more before getting down of the turnbuckle and leans against it.

Jasmine Lee:  "And his opponent for the evening, standing in at 6 feet 6 inches and weighing in at 235 pounds, hailing in from Boston, Massachusetts...  COLTON CHARLES CAI COBB!"

Bond's "Explosive" starts blaring out of the speakers as the silhouette of the penultimate wrestler, covered in smoke and with a light show on, Colton Charles Cai Cobb is seen as the curtain rises with his back facing the crowd. He turns around with a smirk on his face and an air of arrogance as he makes his way to the ring ignoring the loud boos which echo the ringside. He enters the ring, flexes and stretches waiting for the match to begin.

Jasmine Lee:  "The referee for the match is Jack B. Nimble.  LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson:  "There's the bell!  Colton Charles Cai Cobb charges in real fast and takes Allister King down with a spear right off the bat!  Wait C4 locks in a figure four!  He has the figure four locked in, King is reaching for the ropes...  He's inches away and tries to struggle extending his fingers out..."

Mick Mooney:  "The former champ ain't fooling around dude.  He's pissed and he wants to hurt King real bad.  King's fingers are almost to the ropes...  Will he make...  HE DOES!  King manages to reach the ropes and is pulling at them!  The ref orders C4 to break the hold...  DUDE!  C4 ain't listening to the ref!   The ref begins the five count!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two!  Three!  Four!  Five!"

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match via disqualification...  ALLISTER KING!"

Jim Jackson:  "The referee has called for the bell!  He just disqualified Colton Charles Cai Cobb!  BUT WAIT!  C4 is not letting go of the figure four leg lock!  Allister King is screaming in pain!  The referee tries to untangle both wrestlers but C4 shoves him away!  This is C4's true goal tonight!  To cripple the man who he blames for costing him his match!  To send a message and not have a proper battle..."

Mick Mooney:  "Whoa dude, that was like an accident, an unfortunate accident but I guess C4 is a type to carry a grudge...  Allister King has passed out from the pain.  Security rush in but it's already over.  C4 leaves King in a broken mess in the ring.  EMTs also rush in to check on King...  Will the King still rise up after this or has C4 dethroned him?"






As the scene opens, Alexander Conway shakes his head at the camera.  Behind him stands the other half of Excellence Inc., The Morbidly Obese Man.

Alexander Conway: “Every dog will have his day.  Lucky for you, Bobbie, August 19th just happened to be yours.  You finally managed to validate your career with a fluke of a win in an over the top rope battle royale for the LLP Lightweight Championship.  But, let’s be honest Bobbie – who did you actually beat?  Seriously, who?  No one, that’s who.  You didn’t pin anyone’s shoulders to the mat or make another tap out, you simply took advantage of a situation to remain in the ring.  Had the match been contested under different rules Bobbie, we all know that you would NEVER have won that title.  What makes your victory even more laughable is the fact that I was constantly being double-teamed in that match.  There was hardly a moment when I wasn’t fighting two people at the same time.  It really took you partnering up with Crusade to actually manage to get me out of the ring, and even then, you hardly managed to do it.  But don’t worry Bobbie, I don’t intend on coming after your precious new title as I have larger fish to fry.  I’ll let you enjoy that title for a while Bobbie, but know that even though I may not be coming after you, you still will lose that championship soon enough.”

Alexander gives the camera a patronizing smile as he continues.

Alexander Conway: “But onto more pressing matters.  Tonight, The Morbidly Obese Man and I have to defend our titles against Crusade and his new foolish little toy.  It’s actually quite surprising that there was someone dumb enough out there to actually listen to Crusade’s lies and believe them.  However, a blind man and a dumb man are no match for Excellency at its finest.  Crusade, all of your lies and false promises shall come to a sudden end here tonight when your Church fails to defeat us and fails to become the new LLP Tag Team Champions.  What’s more, your other aspirations of becoming the LLP World Champion won’t be coming true either, as it’s going to be hard to get a shot at that belt when you can’t manage to win either the Lightweight title or the Tag titles in two consecutive LLP shows.  But don’t worry Crusade; I’m sure your precious congregation won’t mind watching you fail.  After all, it is a congregation of only one moron, I doubt he has the brain cells to rub together to realize that you aren’t doing the things you told him you’d do.”

Alexander shrugs at the camera.

Alexander Conway: “Oh well, some things just simply can’t be helped.  However, there is something that can be rectified.  Marcus Troy, Excellence Inc., defeated your world champion and Allister King in a match a while back, and yet we were given nothing.  Allister is seemingly getting involved in the world title picture while my partner and I have to watch the cruel defiling of the World Championship.  When your title is held by Ray Kamaura, you already have a large problem, but when you only have Colton and Allister being placed against him, you now have the issue of a title best forgotten.  Instead of being the belt this show is built around, it seems only fitting that the title be contested in the middle of the show where those men belong.  The main event should belong to people who can actually wrestle, such as Excellence Inc.  Yet, you allow these peons to wrestle in that slot instead of giving either The Morbidly Obese Man or myself a shot at Kamaura.  The Morbidly Obese Man was screwed out of his title opportunity when LLP first opened while I have yet to ever receive such an opportunity.  This is undoubtedly quite an injustice, am I right TMOM?”

Looking at his partner, Alexander fixes him with a questioning gaze as he waits for an agreement.


Busy stuffing his mouth with a Philly cheese steak sandwich, the walking stomach also known as The Morbidly Obese Man nods.

The Morbidly Obese Man:  "Of course Conway, need you still state the obvious?  Oh yeah I forgot, there are a lot of stupid people out there as my partner already pointed out.  The Sect or Church or Mosque...  Whatever you call yourselves, be prepared to lose all the remaining brain cells you all have as we pound your brains out tonight."

Just then a pizza delivery boy walks in with a stack of pizza boxes...

The Morbidly Obese Man:  "Oh, those are mine!"

The Morbidly Obese Man quickly turns his back on the camera to receive the pizzas, Alexander Conway shakes his head in resignation as the scene fades to black.






"Make Them Suffer" by Cannibal Corpse starts playing on the speakers as smoke is bellowed out from smoke machines. Out from the smoke the figure of Marcus Troy, the general manager of Lucha Libre Puroresu emerges from the back. Dressed in a three piece Armani suit, he quickly strides down the walkway and enters the ring with a mic in one hand and a cigar in the other.  There are boos heard from the crowd, calmly Marcus Troy allows the crowd to settle down before he begins speaking.

Marcus Troy:  "Two weeks ago we witness Bob Bobbie win the LLP Lightweight title."

Loud cheers are heard from the crowd.

Marcus Troy:  "Well we shall see him defend his newly won title in the next Banzai Ultimo!  That's right Bob Bobbie needs to prove himself.  How?  By fighting against THREE other wrestlers who I think deserves the title as much as Mr. Bobbie has...  So next week in a four corners match...  Bob Bobbie shall defend his title against, Alexander Conway, Crusade and his tag team partner...  Christy Chase!"

Gasps are heard from the crowd as Chase's name gets mentioned.

Marcus Troy:  "Oh c'mon, Ms. Chase is also as deserving of that title shot as Conway or Crusade..."

As murmurs arise from the crowd, Marcus Troy drops the mic and makes his exit as "Make Them Suffer" by Cannibal Corpse starts playing again on the speakers.




LUCHA LIBRE PURORESU TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

VS

Excellence, Inc. VS The Church

Jim Jackson:  "And now we have the main event of the evening, the tag team match for the LLP Tag Team titles!  Excellence, Inc. shall be defending their belts against The Church tonight."

Mick Mooney:  "Yeah dude, this match will be awesome.  Two great tag teams going at it..."

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the next match is a tag team match for the LLP Tag Team Titles and is the main event of the evening, introducing first, weighing in with a combined weight of over 804 pounds, they are your current and reigning LLP Tag Team Champions, the team of Alexander Conway and The Morbidly Obese Man...  EXCELLENCE, INC.!"

"Junkies for Fame" by Shinedown blasts over the arena as Alexander Conway steps out from the backstage of LLP. He stops on the aisle and holds a fist into the air as a series of pyrotechnics explode behind him. Once they subside, Conway pulls his vest off and tosses it onto the ground as he walks to the ring.

THUMP!!! THUMP!!! THUMP!!!

"Weird Al" Yankovic's "Eat It" starts blasting from from the speakers and the earth reverberated and shook as the monstrosity known as The Morbidly Obese Man stepped out from behind the curtains and makes his way into the ring.

Jasmine Lee:  "Introducing next, the challengers, weighing in at a combined weight of 400 pounds, the team of Crusade and "Darkside" Dylan Thompson...  THE CHURCH!"

A loud, eerie chanting begins to chime through the big house before The Beast (Evangelion 2.0 soundtrack) begins to play. After a moment Crusade shambles out onto the ring ramp, his matted hair nearly covering his face as he makes his way to the ring. The zealot is wearing a plain blue jean shorts along with wrestling boots, he is bare chested, showing off the tattoo of a cross on his chest. Once near the ring he rolls in, quickly making his way to the back end of the ring to await the start of the match.

Crimson from the Streetfighter Alpha 3 OST blares on the P.A as the light darkens and fog appears suddenly the lights shine upon The DDTKID wearing a black jacket and red bandanna, his back turned holding a kendo stick over his shoulder, He turns around and cracks a smile as he begins walking slowly to the ring. He stops in the middle of the ramp and raises the hand holding the cane. the crowd boos as he just smiles he continues forward and climbs on the side of the apron. He turns his head slowly smiling once more before entering the ring he climbs the turnbuckle lifts the hand with the kendo stick one more time before jumping down, He places down the kendo stick and awaits for the beginning of the match.


Jasmine Lee:  "The referee for this match is Jack B. Quick.  LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson:  "Looks like it's Alexander Conway and "Darkside" Dylan Thompson starting for their respective teams and there's the bell!  Conway gets first strike with a STIFF high kick.  The DDTKID takes a flying neckbreaker from Conway.  Conway showboats a little before tagging out to his partner."

Mick Mooney:  "Don't this seem like a handicap match?  It's like a two on four...  TMOM weighs the weight of over 3 people dude."

Jim Jackson:  "Excellence Inc. whip The DDTKID into the ropes and hit a double back elbow.  Big chokeslam by The Morbidly Obese Man on "Darkside" Dylan Thompson.  TMOM with a boot on top of The DDTKID's chest for a cocky pin but The DDTKID gets a foot on the bottom rope before the referee even begins to count."

Mick Mooney:  "Looks like The DDTKiddo is pretty smart..."

Jim Jackson:  "The Morbidly Obese Man with a few hard chops lights up "Darkside" Dylan Thompson...   TMOM lifts The DDTKID over his shoulders...  The DDTKID somehow springs on the ropes and counters with a hurricane DDT!  360 splash off the top rope by The DDTKID!  He hooks the leg..."

Jack B. Quick:  "One!  Two..."

Mick Mooney:  "Whoa dude!  TMOM just threw The DDTKiddo off of him and into the far side of the ring!  I mean he threw him off like The DDTKID weighed nothing."

Jim Jackson:  "The Morbidly Obese Man rises up and throws a big right...  "Darkside" Dylan Thompson ducks under it and rolls to their corner...  Tag to Crusade!  Crusade with an assault of stiff low kicks to TMOM's knee!  The giant finally is taking some damage.  He falls to one knee!  Crusade locks in a sleeper hold!"

Mick Mooney:  "Smart dude that Crusade, use technique when you are at a disadvantage when it comes to power...  TMOM looks like he's fading...  WAIT!  He stands up...  Crusade still has the sleeper locked in but his feet are off the ground...  TMOM backs himself into the corner crushing Crusade between him and the turnbuckles!"

Jim Jackson:  "That has got to hurt...  The Morbidly Obese Man with a gorilla press slam on Crusade!  TMOM lifts Crusade up...  Crusade with hard elbows to the side of TMOM's head makes his escape!  Crusade with an Irish whip sends the behemoth to the ropes...  Oh!  Dropkick by Crusade is soaked by TMOM!  TMOM absorbed all the force from the dropkick!"

Mick Mooney:  "Crusade may might as well dropkicked a wall...  Wait look coming down through the aisle!  It's Shadow Callahan!  He's running towards the ring...  NO!  Johnny Fortune leaps from the audience over the steel railings and takes Callahan down! A heavily bandaged Johnny Fortune just attacked Callahan! It's revenge for earlier!  THE MUMMY ATTACKS!  Looks like there's no interference in this championship match."

Jim Jackson:  "Big boot by The Morbidly Obese man sends Crusade to the canvas...  Wait!  "Darkside" Dylan Thompson runs in without being tagged to assist his partner...  BUT ALEXANDER CONWAY WAS READY FOR HIM!  Conway spears him through the ropes!  The DDTKID falls out of the ring!  Tag between TMOM and Conway!  Alexander Conway lifts Crusade onto his shoulders and into a backbreaker rack before flipping Crusade up and over. As Crusade falls, Alexander quickly brings up a knee and connects with Crusade's face, it's the Signum Draconis!  Conway for the cover!"

Jack B. Quick:  "One!  Two!  Thr..."

Mick Mooney:  "Crusade gets a foot on the bottom rope!  Lucky him!"

Jim Jackson:  "Alexander Conway grabs Crusade and tries to apply a submission...  Crusade escapes the crossface!  Conway with a lariat, misses!  Crusade off the second rope connects with a back elbow.  While Conway clutches his face, Crusade goes for a tag!  He gets it!  "Darkside" Dylan Thompson leaps to the top turnbuckle...  He's going for a crossbody...  INTERCEPTED WITH A DROPKICK BY CONWAY!  Conway for the tag!   Alexander Conway quickly locks their opponent in a Boston crab. The Morbidly Obese Man leaps up in the air and brings his leg down on the nape of their opponent's neck executing the Excellence of Execution!  The Morbidly Obese Man for the pin!  Conway with a dropkick stops Crusade from interfering!"

Mick Mooney:  "Dude!  This could be it!"

Jack B. Quick:  "One!  Two!  Three!"

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match via pinfall and STILL LLP Tag Team Champions...  EXCELLENCE, INC.!"

Jim Jackson:  "Excellence, Inc. retains the tag team titles in a great display of teamwork.  Meanwhile Johnny Fortune is still brawling with Shadow Callahan outside the ring...  Looks like The Church notices it and goes out to help Callahan!  Fortune realizes the danger bolts through the crowd!"

Mick Mooney:  "RUN FORTUNE RUUUUUUUUUUUN!"




Jim Jackson:  "Now what did I tell you folks?  A great show is it not?  Excellence, Inc. defends their titles against The Church plus we have some serious booking made the general manager for the next show."

Mick Mooney:  "Kamaura had to open his big mouth...  Plus Double B may have quite a short title reign.   The next Banzai Ultimo is going to be awesome!"

Jim Jackson:  "Unfortunately that's all the time we have for today.  So until next time, good night and good fight."


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