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PostSubject: Banzai Ultimo 07/08/2012   Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:17 am



Jim Jackson:  "Welcome and good evening ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages to Banzai Ultimo!  Lucha Libre Puroresu's premiere show!  We have a great show for you all tonight and we hope you all enjoy your time here.  Joining me at ringside is my sidekick Mick Mooney.  Mick?"

Mick Mooney:  "Aloha dudes and dudettes!  We shall totally blow you all away with tonight's awesome show.  Things in LLP are getting heated as feuds are getting built up and tempers start flaring..."

Jim Jackson:  "You got that right Mick, so without further ado, LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"






The scene started a few days ago with Taufik walking around in the dark as he was thinking of what's going to happen this Sunday. Taufik's trainer Nick Mitchell is living in New York, and if he should need anything a call should suffice.  He takes out his phone and dials the number of Greg Jackson, after a few rings someone from the other side picks up the phone.

Nick Mitchell: “Hello, Nick’s here. Need any help Taufik?”

Taufik: “Nothing much Nick, just that I’m wondering are you able to come down for training tomorrow? I need someone to practice with what Greg has taught me so are you okay with tomorrow afternoon?”

Nick Mitchell: “Hold on while I check my schedule.”

Some flipping sound is heard as Taufik assumes it’s Nick sifting through his planner and a few moments later; he answered.

Nick Mitchell: “Sure I could do tomorrow. I’ll see you then and don't be late.”

Taufik then puts down the phone as he walked around in a park.   He sat down in one of the benches and looks at the beautiful scenery.  While he was relaxing and his mind was far away, an attractive woman suddenly runs towards his bench.  She was crying non-stop so Taufik tries to calm her down.  After calming down a bit,  she started to speak.

???: “Why men are such an assholes?! I love him but this is the way he treats me? Why can’t I forget him?  I give him my love and everything but all he did was cheat and hurt me.”

Taufik kept quiet, as he was stunned by her words. She kept crying and tells me her guy problem, and the thing is that she was a total stranger.  While she kept talking, Taufik just hugged her by instinct as he thought it would calm her down, and it did.  He then looked into her eyes and started talking to her.

Taufik: “Miss, I know we have never met, but this is all I can do. Well, how about we go to a diner near my place and have something to eat. By the way, my name is Taufik. What's yours?”

She replied that her name was Camilla as both of them headed to the diner.  They sat and got to know about each other.  When she realized that Taufik was a wrestler she was mildly surprised for she remembered watching him in a local federation near Tampa.  They had a good laugh before they continued talking.

Camilla: “Oh my god, I can’t believe that I cried and shouted to you Taufik. I’m really sorry about that, I didn't mean to do that, my emotions got the better of me.”

Taufik: “Hey it’s okay. It’s human nature for people to cry and shout at people when they’re sad. Well, you’re not a stalker right?

They both laugh and she nodded her head in agreement as they kept talking to each other to get to know more about each other. They then headed to Taufik's place where they continued to talk and soon Taufik asked for her to spend the night there. They sat on the couch where Taufik served her a glass of water as they continued their conversation.

Camilla: “Well thanks for letting me spend the night at your place. I know that you will be facing some men on the upcoming show, and I want to wish you luck. Well, I got some insights about your opponents if you want to know.”

Taufik: “Sure no problem, what do you know about my opponents?”

Before Taufik managed to get an answer from her,  he felt her head resting on his shoulder, and she fell asleep.  Taufik brings her to the bedroom where he let her rest there and he ends up spending the night sleeping on the couch thinking about the beating that he took from Ray Kamaura previously and the upcoming match with his three opponents.

The next morning, Taufik got up and was surprised that Camilla is in the kitchen doing breakfast for him.  They had breakfast together after that; she left the house but not before exchanging numbers. After she went off, she sends him a text message.

“Taufik, firstly, I would like to thank you for being so nice to me. Well, I thought you were like other guys when they ask me to go to their place. I’m sorry that I fell asleep when we were talking, but how bout we go out for a coffee and continue our talk sometime?”

Taufik eagerly replied to her with a yes and asked for her for the time and place.  Not soon after the message was sent Nick called.


Nick Mitchell: “Where in the world are you? You’re late for training, and you better have a good reason for it.”

Taufik quickly replies that he's on the way as he quickly picks up the gym bag that he already pack for the day and heads out as the scene fades to black.






Entrance: The Lights dim as you hear Fortune's voice yell "Where are all the beautiful ladies tonight" as "DANCE" By Justice plays Fortune comes out holding a bouquet of roses and as he walks towards the ring begins handing them out to women in the audience. He enters the ring climbs to the second turnbuckle and blows kisses to women in the audience. He then proceeds to hop down off of the turnbuckle, grab a mic and speak into it.

Johnny Fortune: "Now what you may have noticed is that I'm new here, I'm new and ready to move on to great things. It's been almost a year since I competed in a wrestling ring, but fear not for I've come back with a new lease on life. I used to be the guy who would come out in the middle of this ring and insult every single person who stepped into the same ring as me and that got me nothing but pain in return. Ladies and gentlemen believe me when I see that this new lease on life has shown me that it wasn't the other wrestlers or the fans that screwed Johnny Fortune, Johnny Fortune screwed Johnny Fortune."

Fortune looks to the audience, then up taking a deep breath to collect himself.

Johnny Fortune: "But where I've been and what I've done has no bearing on tonight, where I face the other new member of LLP The DDTKID otherwise known as "Darkside" Dylan Thompson and I'd be lying to you people if I said I wasn't scared. Hell who wouldn't be but that's the thrill, the thrill of stepping in the ring, the thrill of having a match, the thrill of making love to a gorgeous woman."

He pauses and raises eyebrows twice.  The rowd cheers.

Johnny Fortune: "And all the ladies in this tent know that I'm talking about them but any thrill is worth experiencing and even if I end up having to deal with "Darkside" Dylan Thompson's partner Crusade in my match I will take the fight to them and deliver an Unfortunate End, which you'll know what it is when you see it, I will win my first match here in LLP in a strain of many more wins. Ladies and gentlemen if you have for some reason forgot who has spoken to you I am The Fortunate One, The Pink Haired Wonder, The Cult of Sexuality, The Lover of Ladies, The man of too many nicknames, The man who's mouth runs faster then an Ostrich with a rocket on its back."

Johnny Fortune pauses for 7.53 seconds and climbs onto a turnbuckle.

Johnny Fortune: "Wait for it, wait for it, Johnny Fortune."

He then climbs down from the turnbuckle and out of the ring to meet some lovely ladies.






A loud, eerie chanting begins to chime through the big house before The Beast (Evangelion 2.0 soundtrack) begins to play. After a moment Crusade shambles out onto the ring ramp, his matted hair nearly covering his face as he makes his way to the ring. The zealot is wearing a plain blue jean shorts along with wrestling boots, he is bare chested, showing off the tattoo of a cross on his chest. Once near the ring he rolls in, taking a microphone from a ring hand before beginning to speak.

Crusade: "It has been a very good week for my little congregation. You see, last week I made my thoughts known about the cheap tactics used by Raven Connoly and Chasm. They probably have plans to team up on me in our match in a moment. Well the two of you may do that. However, my Church has become one member larger. That's right, a man trained by the great deity himself has now joined the ranks of LLP! However, I shall leave my words for later, first feast your eyes upon the man known as "Darkside" Dylan Thompson!"


"Crimson" from the streetfighter alpha 3 OST blares on the P.A as the light darkens and fog appears suddenly the lights shine upon the DDTKID wearing a black jacket and red bandana, his back turned holding a kendo stick over his shoulder, He turns around and cracks a smile as he begins walking slowly to the ring. He stops in the middle of the ramp and raises the hand holding the cane. the crowd boos as he just smiles he continues forward and climbs on the side of the apron. He turns his head slowly smiling once more before entering the ring he climbs the turnbuckle lifts the hand with the kendo stick one more time before jumping down, He places down the kendo stick and takes the mic from Crusades hand.

"Darkside" Dylan Thompson: "Thank you Crusade, Ladies and gentlemen, conformists of all ages I am Dylan Thompson, I am The Darkness you fear. I am the stranger you tell your kids not to talk too. It's funny really today's society so quick to judge based on looks and appearance. Proper manners and thoughts of honor lost amongst the masses of the sick and diluted, You see I like Crusades ideals we don't get many people these days who express the freedom of thought that freedom entails, So he asked me to be there for him I instantly agreed."

"Darkside" Dylan Thompson also known as The DDTKID sits by the corner and crouches adjusting his bandana as he continues on the mic.

"Darkside" Dylan Thompson: "See ideals innovate life, It evolves it changes as we evolve and change, We learn as we learn we progress as we progress we innovate and life full circles. I learned and Progressed with Crusade and anyone who wishes to challenge the deity will have the opportunity to experience the FEAR OF THE DARK."

DDTKID awaits for Crusade to continue[/i]


Crusade nods and brings the mic to his lips again.

Crusade: "You see my friends, my congregation is constantly growing. Even if you two peons decide to steal a victory from me tonight, I will have the upper hand in the end. Dylan here is now a brother in arms per say. Not only will I continue my efforts to retrieve the world championship, the two of us will also be entering the tag team division. All of LLP should now be on guard and be fearful. However, once again I shall leave the explaining to Dylan here, I have spoken on my match tonight already, however he has not. Tell the sheep about your first victory brother."

Crusade drops the mic and waits for DDT to be speak so they can leave.


The DDTKID picks up the mic ready the finish this off.

"Darkside" Dylan Thompson: "Indeed I have probably the easiest match tonight as later on I will take on 3  men Taufik, Brostar, and Johnny Fortune. Well I don't need to elaborate to the mental deficiency's of Taufik and Brostar. But someone I can elaborate on this man Johnny Fortune, Oh yes the self-absorbed ladies man with the "self-loving qualities"  He makes him self look attractive by surrounding himself with a dozen 10 dollar prostitutes in an attempt to restore his deflating ego after he realized how much his life has gone down the drain. It honestly doesn't matter to me who I have beat in this match. Brostar, Taufik, Fortune, someones gonna be feeling downright negative after the match is over and I will stand tall. the victor of a match that will feel more like a massacre. I'll see you all tonight."

The DDTKID drops the mic and gives an evil looking smile to the crowd as he walks back behind the curtain alongside Crusade.




VSVSVS

Brostar VS "Darkside" Dylan Thompson VS Johnny Fortune VS Taufik

Jim Jackson:  "And tonight we kick things off with a four corners match.  In this match two new superstars also make their debut!"

Mick Mooney:  "That is totally correct Jimbo, we have this Fortune dude and also this DDTKID dude making their first ever LLP appearance, will they radiate with awesomeness or will they wipeout on their debut match?"

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a four corners match scheduled for one fall!  Introducing first..."

Suddenly a woman in sharp business attire and a headset jumps into the ring. She heads towards Jasmine Lee...

Jim Jackson: "Wait it seems that something is amiss! It's Abby Stiller, our in-house Road Agent and backstage manager! She just entered the ring and is whispering to the ear of Jasmine Lee our in-ring announcer."

Mick Mooney: "Whoa dude, this is like déjà vu!  Didn't we see this thing happen two weeks ago?"

Jasmine Lee: "Um, ladies and gentlemen, it seems that Brostar is having a bout of debilitating diarrhea and had to be stretchered out of the toilet so tonight's match has been changed into a three-way triangle match!  Introducing first, making his LLP debut, standing at 5 feet 8 inches tall and weighing in at 180 pounds, hailing from London, Ontario, Canada...  "DARKSIDE" DYLAN THOMPSON!"

"Crimson" from the Streetfighter Alpha 3 OST blares on the P.A as the light darkens and fog appears suddenly the lights shine upon the DDTKID wearing a black jacket and red bandana, his back turned holding a kendo stick over his shoulder, He turns around and cracks a smile as he begins walking slowly to the ring. He stops in the middle of the ramp and raises the hand holding the cane. the crowd boos as he just smiles he continues forward and climbs on the side of the apron. He turns his head slowly smiling once more before entering the ring he climbs the turnbuckle lifts the hand with the kendo stick one more time before jumping down, He places down the kendo stick and awaits for the beginning of the match.

Jasmine Lee: "Introducing next, also making his LLP debut, standing in at 5 feet 11 and 1/2 inches tall, weighing in at 177 pounds, hailing from San Francisco, California...   JOHNNY FORTUNE!"

The Lights dim as you hear Fortune's voice yell "Where are all the beautiful ladies tonight" as "DANCE" By Justice plays Fortune comes out holding a bouquet of roses and as he walks towards the ring begins handing them out to women in the audience. He enters the ring climbs to the second turnbuckle and blows kisses to women in the audience.

Jasmine Lee: "And introducing last, standing at 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighing in at 236 pounds, hailing from Singapore... TAUFIK!"

Taufik makes his way to the ring to little fanfare.

Jasmine Lee: "The referee for this match is Jack B. Nimble.  LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson:  "And there's the bell!  Originally scheduled for a four corners match tonight kicks off instead with a triangle match.  Standing leg lariat by "Darkside" Dylan Thompson on Johnny Fortune.  The DDTKID turns around and there's Taufik stunning him with a good haymaker...  Tau hits a back kick sending The DDTKID sprawling.  He turns his attention to Fortune...  A hammerfist to the back stops Fortune..."

Mick Mooney:  "Looks like that Tau dude is gonna suplex the new Fortune dude...  Fortune blocks the suplex attempt!  WHOA!  Talk about an awesome counter!"

Jim Jackson:  "Using the ropes, Johnny Fortune hits a tornado DDT instead on Taufik!  Fortune goes high risk!  Flying reverse elbow by Fortune on Tau!  "Darkside" Dylan Thompson gets up...  Springboard crossbody off the top rope!  Fortune is on a roll!  He quickly hooks the leg of The DDTKID!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two..."

Mick Mooney:  "Whoa!  Good save by Tau!  A good elbow drop to the spine of Fortune stops the two count."

Jim Jackson:  "Face jam by Taufik on Johnny Fortune!  Tau goes for the cover...  This time it's "Darkside" Dylan Thopmson with the double axe handle for the save!  Irish whip by The DDTKID sends Tau slamming into the corner hard...   Fortune ducks a wild right hand from The DDTKID and counters with an enziguri!  Fortune goes back to work on Tau...  Spinning bulldog in the corner, Tau is down.  Fortune walks into a face crusher variation by The DDTKID!"

Mick Mooney:  "Whoa man looks like Tau is back up on his feet!  He climbs to the top turnbuckle...  OOH!  Big mistake for Tau!  That DDTKID dude takes a swing on Tau's legs!  Tau lands on his nuts!  Fare thee well future generation!"

Jim Jackson:  "Johnny Fortune spins "Darkside" Dylan Thompson around and hooks up a suplex, but it is blocked!  The DDTKID scores with a low blow, then turns it into a small package!  The referee didn't see the illegal blow!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two!  Thr..."

Mick Mooney:  "That was like almost a three dude!  The DDTKID can't believe Fortune kicked out of that...  What a perfect waste for the low blow...  Why do something illegal if it can't finish off your opponent?"

Jim Jackson:  "Johnny Fortune with an Irish whip sends "Darkside" Dylan Thompson to the ropes...  The DDTKID dodges a clothesline only for Fortune to turn around. The DDTKID spits blood into Fortune's face.  As Fortune is blinded, The DDTKID kicks him in the gut and hits them with a Sitout facebuster.  It's The DDTKID's Negative-X!  Cover!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two!  Three!"

Mick Mooney:  "Radical!  Now that's what I'm talkin' about dude."

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match via pinfall...  "DARKSIDE" DYLAN THOMPSON!"

Jim Jackson:  "And it's "Darkside" Dylan Thompson who steals the victory tonight leaving a sour taste in everyone's mouth!  Johnny Fortune put up a good debut and I'm sure we'll see more of this kid here in LLP."

Mick Mooney:  "I think someone should pry Taufik from the turnbuckles dude..."


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PostSubject: Re: Banzai Ultimo 07/08/2012   Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:18 am



The camera opens to show Penelope Garcia standing backstage about to conduct an interview.

Penelope Garcia: "Ladies and Gentlemen, my guest at this time, Allister King."

Allister King walks in from the darkness and stands beside Penelope.

Allister King: "How's it going?"

Penelope Garcia: "Allister, on the last show, you defeated Brostar due to forfeit but on your way to the backstage, you were attacked by The Morbidly Obese Man."

Allister King: "Let me stop you right there. That Austin Powers reject attacked me because I interrupted his celebration after winning the tag titles? BOO HOO, that Fat Bastard can't even wear a title around his waist. He was probably annoyed when he realized that the belt wasn't made out of chocolate. And about him attacking me last time, I was fearing for my life in case he was going to eat me."

Allister laughs.

Allister King: "But seriously, I was concerned he was going to eat me. Sure he chokeslammed me right onto the floor and it may be true that the doctors haven't cleared me to compete this evening but that doesn't mean I'm not looking for revenge. You wanna know something funny? He said and I quote "So think of this as payback King... You disrupted our moment so I disrupted your debut match...". The match was over! He didn't disrupt my match what so ever. I think that fat has really gotten to his head. I guess Conway is the brains of that operation."

Penelope Garcia: "If you are injured and can't compete how are you going to get revenge?"

Allister looks at her and laughs.

Allister King: "A magician never reveals his secrets and nor shall I. This will happen and you can beat your sweet ass on it. If you happen to see Fat Albert wobbling about, let him know."

Allister leaves the scene.

Penelope Garcia: "That was Allister king with a some words directed towards......"

Allister walks back.

Allister King: "Oh and one more thing, Hail to the King!"

Allister leaves again as the camera begins to fade out.






Penelope Garcia knocks on the door of Vera's trailer hoping to get an interview with the woman Colton Charles Cai Cobb chose as a partner four weeks ago.  The door swings open and the ominous form of Vera stares down at the young Mexican backstage interviewer.  It was clear that the giantess wasn't pleased getting disturbed.  Penelope Garcia swallows hard and tries to get a few words from Vera.

Penelope Garcia:  "G-good evening Vera, I hope this isn't a bad time..."

Vera snorts heavily as she cracks her knuckles disrupting the interviewer...

Vera:  "Zis is bad time.  Now scram or I make mince meat out of you and your little cameraman."

Vera slams the door hard as Penelope Garcia is taken aback by the unfriendliness of the wrestler.

Penelope Garcia:  "Well that was scary...  I guess we won't be getting that interview..."

Penelope Garcia motions to the camera as they walk away from the trailers and the scene fades to black.




VS

Camerella Videoh VS Vera

Jim Jackson:  "Next off we have a diva's match!  Newcomer Camerella Videoh shall be taking on the monstrous Vera!"

Mick Mooney:  "Finally some boobies."

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall!  Introducing first weighing in at 131 pounds and standing in at 4 feet 11 inches tall, hailing from New York, New York...  CAMERELLA VIDEOH!"

Green lights flash in the big top as "Looks That Kill" by Motley Crüe plays. Cam awkwardly walks toward the ring as her expert video plays in the background. She steps into the ring and cowers in her corner before shaking her head and looking out at the crowd.

Jasmine Lee:  "And her opponent for the evening, standing in at  6 feet 7 inches tall and weighing in at 224 pounds, hailing from Kiev, Ukraine...  VERA!"

Mozart's "Requiem" starts playing on the loud speakers as the lights slowly grow dim until total darkness envelopes the big top. A sole spotlight focuses where the curtain parts as the figure of a very tall and large framed woman steps out from the darkness. A look of bloodlust is etched on her face as she makes her way into the ring much to the awe and fear of the audience in attendance.

Jasmine Lee:  "The referee for this match is Jack B. Nimble.  LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson:  "There's the bell and Camerella Videoh gets first strike as she hits a dropkick on Vera, Vera shrugs it off!. Lightning kick by Cam on Vera.  Little to no effect!  Cam goes for a grapple...  Vera elbows Camerella Videoh in the face to break a hammerlock. Stiff chop lights up Cam."

Mick Mooney:  "Dude, I am having doubts if Vera is really a woman, she's like friggin' huge man...  Though her boobies do look huge too..."

Jim Jackson:  "Irish whip by Vera sends Camerella Videoh to the ropes...  Clothesline drops Cam!  Vera slams Cam down hard.  Powerbomb on Cam.  Vera hooks the leg..."

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two!  Thr..."

Mick Mooney:  "Whoa dude, I didn't expect Cam to kick out of that one!  Apparently so did Vera."

Jim Jackson:  "Bodyslam by Vera. Camerella Videoh  somehow staggers to her feet using the ropes as support...  Vera comes in and Cam ducks a wild right hand.  Cam tries to counter attack...  But she eats a big boot!  Vera goes high risk as she climbs to the top turnbuckle...  WAIT!!  Yuki Monotomo is at the apron and he shakes the ropes!  Vera slips and falls on her groin area!   Cam leaps up to Vera...  SUPER FRANKENSTEINER ON VERA!!!  Cam goes for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two..."

Mick Mooney:  "Ooh!  A total awesome move by Cam but she still wasn't able to put Vera away..."

Jim Jackson:  "The momentum may have shifted though...  Vera walks into a face crusher variation.  Flying elbow from Camerella Videoh.  Cam is really giving everything she's got... Vera struggles back to her feet...  Cam hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Vera comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Vera slams Cam down. Death valley driver by Vera, Cam got planted.  Vera Irish whips her opponent to the ropes where in she then runs perpendicularly and bouncing back from the adjacent ropes. Just as her opponent bounces back and runs to the middle of the ring, Vera goes low and spears the opponent from the side taking her opponent down executing a devastating Cross Javelin.  Cam is out!  Vera for the cover!  Yuki Monotomo tries to sneak in but the ref spots him and throws him out of ringside!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two!  Three!"

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match via pinfall...  VERA!"

Mick Mooney:  "Well that's that...  Vera gets a victory tonight...  WAIT!!!  Vera gives a murderous look toward Camerella Videoh...and attacks! Cam gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Vera leaves the ring having left Cam down and out."

Jim Jackson:  "That was totally uncalled for!  The crowd boos loudly at Vera as she walks out of the ring...  Yuki Monotomo rushes in to the side of Camerella Videoh to check up on her as EMTs rush in too."







The Show opens with Ray Kamaura storming down to the squared circle with a steel chair in one hand and a microphone in the other. There is no music and the crowd is silent. As The angry giant nears the ring he throws the chair into the center. The chair bounces around a bit as Ray steps onto the Apron and over the Ropes. Standing in the ring just looking around at the people in the big top tent, Ray moves to set up the chair and takes a seat.

Ray Kamaura: "Last week I was screwed out of the LLP World Championship. That coward C4  couldn't beat me. Out of desperation he grabbed the bell and rung it on my skull."

Ray takes the time to show everyone the bandage on his forehead.

Ray Kamaura: "I beat YOU Chuck. So I'm not going to wait. I'm not going to sit around. I AM NOT GOING TO THE BACK OF THE LINE AGAIN!"

Ray has to take a minute to regain his composure. After a few seconds he shakes his head.

Ray Kamaura: So here is what is going to happen now. I am going to stay here, in the middle of this damn ring, until Marcus Troy fixes this problem. If anyone, ANYONE, tries to get into the ring, I will take this chair  and wrap it around their head. AM I UNDERSTOOD!?"

Ray Kamaura takes another second. Then he stands up and folds the chair up.

Ray Kamaura: "But I don't just want any rematch. I want a match that head can't get out of. I want a match with No chance of escape. I want his Championship advantage taken out of the picture. I don't want any interference. I want C4... In... Hell! Hell in a Cell!"

Ray lowers the microphone and waits for something to happen.


"Make Them Suffer" by Cannibal Corpse starts playing on the speakers as smoke is bellowed out from smoke machines. Out from the smoke the figure of Marcus Troy, the general manager of Lucha Libre Puroresu emerges from the back. Dressed in a three piece Armani suit, he quickly strides down the walkway and enters the ring with a mic in one hand and a lit cigar in another.

Marcus Troy:  "An interesting proposition Mr. Kamaura...  Since Mr. Cobb is nowhere in the vicinity tonight, I shall use my powers as GM to book that match.  A hell in a cell match between Ray Kamaura and Colton Charles Cai Cobb...  That way there will no accusation about my being biased...  Besides, I am sure the fans will all pay extra for an event like that..."

Troy takes a puff from his cigar and grins...

Marcus Troy:  "So tonight is your lucky night Mr. Kamaura, in the next Banzai Ultimo you shall have your hell in a cell match.  But since I granted you your wish...  If you by some reason screw up and not win the title...  You shall start from the bottom again and fight your way back up to a title shot."

The general manager drops the mic and heads back out as "Make Them Suffer" by Cannibal Corpse starts playing on the speakers again leaving Ray Kamaura smiling in the ring.







A video package begins to play. The White Buffalo's "House of the Rising Son" is playing in background. The character in the package is "Shadow Callahan". The video is somewhat odd as it first just shows shadow walking through the rain in a deserted city. It constantly cuts to various clips of his career such as the burning and crucifixion of men, the slaughter of many and the mercy on the few before returning back to the scene of him walking through the rain. Throughout the package, shadow doesn't lift his head up. The crash of thunder is heard and forks of lightning is seen. Shadow becomes stationary as the camera zooms in on him. He lifts his head and stares into the camera.

Shadow Callahan: "Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name"

Shadow turns his head and begins walking away in the rain. The words "Shadow Callahan" appear on the screen before being replaced with "Coming Soon" before the camera fades to black


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PostSubject: Re: Banzai Ultimo 07/08/2012   Wed Nov 25, 2015 7:18 am

VSVS

Chasm VS Crusade VS Raven Connoly

Jim Jackson:  "Looks like we have another three-way triangle match scheduled for this evening, this time it's between Chasm, Crusade and Raven Connoly...     Both Chasm and Raven have a score to settle with Crusade..."

Mick Mooney:  "Well Crusade is a bad-ass and took his bad-assery to both Chasm and Raven."

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a three-way triangle match scheduled for one fall!  Introducing first, standing at 5 feet 10 inches tall and weighing in at 220 pounds, hailing from the pearly gates... CRUSADE!"

A loud, eerie chanting begins to chime through the big house before The Beast (Evangelion 2.0 soundtrack) begins to play. After a moment Crusade shambles out onto the ring ramp, his matted hair nearly covering his face as he makes his way to the ring. The zealot is wearing a plain blue jean shorts along with wrestling boots, he is bare chested, showing off the tattoo of a cross on his chest. Once near the ring he rolls in, quickly making his way to the back end of the ring to await the start of the match.

Jasmine Lee:  "Introducing next, standing in at 5 feet 8 inches tall and weighing in at 141 pounds, hailing from Chicago, Illinois...  RAVEN CONNOLY!"

Smoke begins to bellow from the entrance as 'Living Dead Girl' by Rob Zombie plays over the speakers. After a few moments Raven Connoly emerges from the smoke. She looks around the big top tent at the fans, she then throws her fist in the air and lets out a battle cry. Raven runs down the aisle and slides into the ring. She climbs up the turnbuckle and throws her fist in the air and screams again, before doing a back flip and landing in the center of the ring.

Jasmine Lee:  "Introducing last standing at 5 feet 10 inches tall and weighing in at 220 pounds, hailing from Ontario, London... CHASM!"

The lights fade drawing the crowd to a hush. The wolf howls as the wind whispered across the mountains. Chasm makes his way through the audience leaping over the barricade with a quick flourish to the crowd.  Chasm doesn't enter the ring.

Mick Mooney: "Hey...  Look..  He's not actually getting into the ring.."

Jim Jackson: "It would appear that he's planning to join us over at the broadcast booth."

Chasm makes his way around the ring, sitting with the Spanish commentators.

Jim Jackson: "I guess he's planning on letting Raven have her shot at revenge first..."

Mick Mooney: "Either that... or he's scared to face Crusade in the - Oh crap.."

Chasm stops Mick's statement with a cold stare as the match begins.

Jasmine Lee:  "It seems like we'll be having a singles match instead.  The referee for this match is Jack B. Nimble.  LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson: "There's the bell!  Raven Connoly charges in and throws a punch...  Blocked by Crusade!  Crusade with a hip toss attempt...  Raven blocks it and Crusade gets hip tossed by Raven instead!  Raven hits a back kick sending Crusade down!  Raven climbs up to the top turnbuckle..."

Mick Mooney: "She flies!  This will be AWESO...  OOH!  She hits nothing but canvas!  Crusade rolls away at the last second..."

Jim Jackson:  "Raven Connoly gets caught with a short powerbomb from Crusade.  Crusade goes to Raven's legs and tries to lock in a Texas cloverleaf!  Raven counters!  She somehow scampers free and locks in an ankle lock!  Crusade manages to kick free!  Raven goes in for a kick but Crusade dodges it and hits her with big uppercut.  Raven goes down and Crusade tries to get a camel clutch in..."

Mick Mooney: "Raven escapes and rolls away putting distance between the two...  That was an awesome display of technical prowess from the two...  Crusade goes for the shoot."

Jim Jackson:  "Double-leg takedown by Crusade!  Crusade tries to get a Boston crab locked in but Raven spins away!  Crusade turns around right into a high kick!  Crusade staggers...  Raven locks Crusade in a full nelson!  Crusade tries to break out...  Full nelson slam on Crusade. Cover."

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two..."

Mick Mooney: "Only a two count there...  Crusade rolls away as Raven tries to grab him...  Good foresight on Crusade..."

Jim Jackson:  "Raven Connoly hits a dropkick on Crusade...  Headlock applied by Raven but Crusade pushes himself free...  Crusade and Raven start grappling both of them trying to get the upper hand..."

Chasm seems to notice something in the crowd.

Mick Mooney: "What is HE looking at?"

Jim Jackson: "I don't know Mick but you should REALLY be watching the match instead of staring at Chasm.."

Mick Mooney: "I know.. But it's just... Kinda creepy dude..."

Suddenly Chasm leaps over the announcers table brandishing his etched Baseball bat as three hooded assailants jump the corner barrier.

Mick Mooney: "Whoa.... Where did they come from?!!  That was like totally random..."

Jim Jackson: "I don't know... But Chasm had just thrown himself into the lot with a devastating display of savagery....  Who are these unknown assailants?  Anyway Chasm seems to have dispatched them...  Back to the match...  Crusade somehow gets a headlock on Raven Connoly...  Raven shoves Crusade to the ropes and gets herself free.  Crusade ducks a clothesline attempt and bounces back...  Spinning back elbow by Crusade connects!  Irish whip by Crusade sends Raven to the turnbuckles..."

Mick Mooney: "Uh-oh...  Crusade is lifted Raven up on the top turnbuckle...  This won't end well dude..."

Jim Jackson: "Back suplex off the top rope, Raven landed hard.  Raven staggers to her feet but she's clearly groggy...  Crusade hits some punches...  Raven somehow ducks the last punch and sends Crusade to the ropes with an Irish whip...  Crusade counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Crusade hits an arm drag on Raven. Crusade floors Raven who then tries to struggle back to her feet.  Crusade lunges at his opponent, elbowing her to the ground.  Instantly Crusade kicks Raven in the head before locking her in a double arm bar resembling a grotesque cross, executing the Revelations!"

Mick Mooney: "Raven is caught bad!  She tries to get free...  NO SHE CAN'T SHE TAPS!  RAVEN TAPS!"

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match via submission...  CRUSADE!"

Jim Jackson: "Crusade notches a win on his belt tonight...  Wait Chasm jumps into the ring!"

Mick Mooney: "Looks like he has a message for Crusade...  He's giving Crusade a cold stare..."

Chasm:  "I'm next."

Jim Jackson: "Looks like Chasm wants Crusade all for himself...  The two men continue to stare off at each other..."






The camera is locked into a dark place.  As it slowly pans out, some red intermingles with that darkness before the darkness gives way completely to the red.  As the camera continues to pan out, the red gives way to pink and white, before being blinded for just a moment after it’s escapade in the dark.  As the camera refocuses, it becomes obvious that the ambiguous thing the camera was in were really the folds of The Morbidly Obese Man.  The cameraman turns to look over at Alexander Conway, who is sitting on a chair looking rather annoyed.

Alexander Conway: “It’s about damn time you got that camera out of there.”

Alexander stands out of the chair he was sitting in and walks over to the bed his partner is sitting on.  The Morbidly Obese Man pays little attention to either Conway’s movements or the creaking of the RV, as his focus is on a sandwich that is dwarfed by the big hands surrounding it.

Alexander Conway: “I can’t, for the life of me, figure out why we are scheduled to face The Rookies here tonight.  TMOM, didn’t we already beat them once?  Wasn’t it enough that we put them down to win our titles?  If Troy wanted us to fight losers, he could have at least picked some new ones for us to fight.”

Never having given his partner the time to answer any of those questions, Alexander turns to the camera.

Alexander Conway: “Chase, Bobby, you two lack the skills and the experience needed to score a win over either one of us.  Normally, for a team to be successful, both wrestlers need to actually be good at wrestling, but in your case that demand just isn’t quite satisfied.  Instead, you have a nerd who can never make it in this industry trying to leech off of a young girl who doesn’t even know the difference between a clothesline and a lariat.  I don’t know if I should feel insulted because you two think that you can actually win tonight, or if I should be appalled at Bob Bobbie for being a disgusting and inept mongrel.  Either way, what’s certain, is that you two don’t stand a chance in hell of actually winning this match.  I hope you two enjoy being winless, because that’s not going to be changing anytime soon.”


The Morbidly Obese Man:  "SONNUVA BITCH!  That bastard Troy..."

The sudden shout of The Morbidly Obese Man gets the attention of his tag partner.  The camera zooms in and it is revealed that the big wrestler was not only just eating a sandwich but also reading what seems to be the rules and regulations of LLP.

The Morbidly Obese Man:  "Did you see this section of the rules Conway?"

The Morbidly Obese Man hands the book to Conway and points out a section where the camera zooms in on...

Section XII  There is NO such thing as a non-title match for the champions of Lucha Libre Puroresu.  Every time the champion fights, the title/s shall always be on the line.

The Morbidly Obese Man:  "That sneaky bastard Troy...  He's trying to make things tougher for us...  Well not like it really matters...  As you mentioned before, Chase and Bobbie are nothing, so it really doesn't matter whether the title is on the line or not, we'll be beating them just the same..."

The big wrestler faces the camera and pulls it forward making it involuntarily zoom towards his angry face.

The Morbidly Obese Man:  "Bring it on Troy...  We'll take whoever you can dish out towards us.  We already beat C4 and his bitch and our so-called opponents tonight once already, we'll gladly do it again and again and again..."

The big man then shoves the camera away as the scene fades to black.






Bob Bobbie sits down on the canvas breathing heavily as his partner Christy Chase hands him a towel.

Bob Bobbie:  "Thanks Christy...  That was some sparring session...  I think we did real good today, we should now rest up before our match tonight..."

Bob Bobbie gets back to his feet and grabs a water bottle on the corner of the practice ring.  He takes a few sips from it and looks back at his partner who is wiping herself with a towel.

Bob Bobbie:  "I wonder if we'll walk away with the title tonight?"

Bobbie's statement made Christy Chase look up suddenly...

Bob Bobbie:  "Oh you didn't know?  Well section XII of the Championship rules of LLP states that there are no such thing as non-title matches for champions in the LLP.  I bet Excellence, Inc. won't be too happy with that little rule."

Bob Bobbie chuckles...

Bob Bobbie:  "Our chances may be slim but hey who knows, upsets do happen right Christy?"


Christy Chase gets up to her feet a grin on her face...

Christy Chase:  "Yeah you're right there Bob, we may be the underdogs here tonight but underdogs also have teeth and claws...  Technically Conway may be superior, size-wise TMOM takes the cake but something they don't have is a real bond as a tag team..."

Christy Chase walks over and takes the water bottle from Bob Bobbie's hand and takes a gulp.

Christy Chase:  "We've been training on some good cooperative moves and I'm sure that can give us a big advantage over Excellence, Inc."

Christy Chase walks over to her bag and slings it on her shoulders.

Christy Chase:  "Victory or not, we'll give Excellence, Inc. a run for their money."

With that Christy Chase walks out of the training tent as Bob Bobbie quickly follows and the scene fades to black.




LUCHA LIBRE PURORESU TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH

VS

Excellence, Inc. VS The Rookies

Jim Jackson:  "Well next we have the main event of the evening...  Looks like The Rookies get another chance at the tag titles tonight!"

Mick Mooney:  "Dude, I didn't know we didn't have a no non-title match rule in effect here...  I bet Excellence, Inc. are not happy tonight..."

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall and is the main event of the evening!. Introducing the first, with a combined weight of over 800 pounds, the team of Alexander Conway and The Morbidly Obese Man, the LLP Tag Team Champions... EXCELLENCE, INC.!"

"Junkies for Fame" by Shinedown blasts over the arena as Alexander Conway steps out from the backstage of LLP. He stops on the aisle and holds a fist into the air as a series of pyrotechnics explode behind him. Once they subside, Conway pulls his vest off and tosses it onto the ground as he walks to the ring.

THUMP!!! THUMP!!! THUMP!!!

"Weird Al" Yankovic's "Eat It" starts blasting from from the speakers and the earth reverberated and shook as the monstrosity known as The Morbidly Obese Man stepped out from behind the curtains and makes his way into the ring.

Jasmine Lee: "Introducing next, their opponent for the evening with a combined weight of 335 pounds, the team of Bob Bobbie and Christy Chase... THE ROOKIES!"

The main theme for Star Wars starts to play as Bob Bobbie rushed out from the back in thick rimmed glasses, a white short sleeved polo shirt with a clip on polka-dot tie, slacks and leather shoes. Suddenly the song breaks and "Chasing the Dream" by Alex Kassel starts playing on the speakers as Christy Chase also comes out from the back. Together The Rookies make their way down the aisle and into the ring.

Jim Jackson:  "Wait!  Excellence, Inc. just jumped the gun and started beating down on The Rookies!  It's chaos as both Alexander Conway and The Morbidly Obese Man brutally attack the competition!"

Mick Mooney:  "Jasmine doesn't even have time to introduce the referee...  The referee quickly calls for the bell to signal the start of the match!"

Jim Jackson:  "Alexander Conway just threw Christy Chase over the top rope!  She hits the outside hard!  The Morbidly Obese Man with a hard elbow to Bob Bobbie's back shoves the poor wrestler into Conway's arm...  Alexander Conway quickly floors Double B and locks in a Boston crab while The Morbidly Obese Man moves into position and hits a massive legdrop to the back of Bob Bobbie's neck!  It's the Excellence of Execution!  Bob Bobbie is twitching on the canvas!  Conway goes for the pin!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two!  Three!"

Mick Mooney:  "And just like that, the match ends..."

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match and STILL LLP Tag Team Champions, Alexander Conway and The Morbidly Obese Man...  EXCELLENCE, INC.!!!"

Jim Jackson:  "The crowd ain't happy with what just transpired but Excellence, Inc. still won the match...  WAIT!!!  ALLISTER KING JUST LEAPT INTO THE RING WITH A GOLF CLUB!  HE HITS THE MORBIDLY OBESE MAN ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WITH THE NINE IRON AND QUICKLY RUNS OFF JUST AS FAST AS HE RAN IN!  Alexander Conway didn't get time to react as his partner falls to the canvas..."

Mick Mooney:  "Whoa!  That is like what they call  a gorilla tactic..."

Jim Jackson:  "You mean guerrilla tactic Mick...  It looks like Allister King wants to take his feud with Excellence, Inc. to the next level..."




Jim Jackson:  "Looks like things are getting more and more heated up here in LLP tonight...  We have Chasm going after Crusade, Ray Kamaura going after Colton Charles Cai Cobb and Excellence, Inc. now has Allister King in their crosshairs...  Who will survive these confrontations?  Will anyone walk away unscathed?"

Mick Mooney:  "This was totally a legendary show...  We may have us some really good matches 2 weeks from now as a fallout from the events that happened tonight."

Jim Jackson:  "You got that right Mick, so wrestling fans don't forget to tune in and see what happens in the next Banzai Ultimo, until next time, this is Jim Jackson saying good night and good fight!"


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