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Jim Jackson:  "Good evening and welcome ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages to the best wrestling show on the planet!  We have a great show for you tonight with 4 awesome matches!  Joining me at ringside is my partner Mick Mooney!"

Mick Mooney:  "Aloha dudes and dudettes!  T'is an awesome night we have in store for you 2 wrestlers shall be having their debut match against each other and a title match for the LLP World Title at the main event.  It can't get more awesome than that!"

Jim Jackson:  "You got that right Mick, I'm sure everyone is raring to go so without further ado...  LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Banzai Ultimo 06/24/2012 Separa10

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The lights fade as the big screen explodes to life.

Mick Mooney: "Whoa... This wasn't scheduled! Was it JJ?"

Jim Jackson: "No it wasn't Mick.."

The screen swirls with blackness as the crowd grows to a hush.....

Chasm:  "I haven't had much to say for a while..."

A naked light comes to life as it starts swinging in an empty room.

Chasm:  "You probably thought I'd gone into the background....  You probably thought that you wouldn't hear from me again....  Well I haven't..."

The camera shutters, zooming in on a pair of cold eyes.

Chasm:  "You got away with your little stunts and ego boosts for a while....  while I recovered... while I grow stronger... Soon... your little movement is going to hit a wall.....   "

The camera shutters again, pulsing as the voice continues to talk.

Chasm:  "My wounds have healed....  until now you've been fighting an injured wolf......  but soon... you'll be facing the full force of the Foundry...... And you will learn your place....."

The camera zooms closer, the pupils dilating slightly....

Chasm:  "You forced religion within my ring......"

The camera shutters again as the light begins to fade out.....  The screen goes black for a second before the sound system explodes with white noise and the words "Fair Play Returns" scrolls across the screen...

Mick Mooney: "Fair play returns?..."

Jim Jackson: "I think.. things are maybe about to get .... a little weird around here..."

Banzai Ultimo 06/24/2012 Separa10

Banzai Ultimo 06/24/2012 King12 VS Banzai Ultimo 06/24/2012 Nopic11

Allister King VS Brostar

Jim Jackson:  "We kick things off tonight with a match between two of LLP's newest acquisitions."

Mick Mooney:  "Whoa man, this is like their way of making their mark here in LLP.  This match will define who they are."

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall!  Introducing first, standing at 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighing in at 235 pounds, hailing from the ancient lands of Ireland,  he is The King of Fools...  ALLISTER KING!"

The lights in the arena go dim, Suddenly Blind Guardian's "A Voice in the Dark" begins to blast throughout the arena and Green, Red and Blue lighting shine in rhythm to music. Smoke begins to cover the ramp. Allister King makes his way out to the entrance stage wearing a black velvet blindfold. He stands on the ramp and looks out to the crowd. As Allister shouts, pyro goes off at the top of the stage to resemble the breathe of dragons. He begins to slap the hands of all the fans at ringside before rolling into the ring. He climbs to the top turnbuckle, removes the blindfold and poses once more before getting down of the turnbuckle and grabs a microphone.

Allister King: (Sings the lord of the rings theme, bridge of khazad dum, and the crowd joins in)

He lowers the microphone and as the crowd goes bananas

Allister King: "Let your voice be heard, for I, Allister King, has once again have returned. And again it is in a different federation, PPL or is it LPL? No that doesn't sound right. PLL? Is there a Q in there somewhere? Wait now I remember, its LLP, Leaping Larry Poffo."

Allister raises his arms and smiles. He stops smiling as the crowd is silent and lowers the mic.

Alliister King: "I think I got the name wrong again. Can anyone help me with this matter?"

The crowd shouts "Lucha Libre Puroresu".

Allister King: "That's it! Lucha Libre Puroresu!"

Allister bows.

Allister King: "Would you believe in a night like this? A night like this. When visions come true. A vision i foresee. What does my vision prophecise? A revelation of bliss on the land known as LLP. But do you believe in this? Is it a truth or a myth?"

Allister lowers the mic and starts laughing before bringing it to his lips once again.

Allister King: "The vision was clear as crystal. It showed me, raising a title high above my head, declaring the beginning of the reign of the king."

The crowd goes nuts.

Allister King: "Now that I think about it. There are only 2 titles so far here in this company. One is held by an extremely pretentious individual by the name of Colton Charles Cai Cobb. I know what you're thinking "what a queer name" right?"

Allister is attempting a C4 impersonation.

Allister King: "Oh look I have money! I am so much better than you! I have erectile dysfunction and haven't got it up in years."

The crowd laugh as does Allister who exits impersonation mode.

Allister King: "And the other title is the tag titles held by Scotty 2 Fatty and the father of Justin Bieber. I think going up against them is a "be eaten and fucked" kind of scenario. So yeah I stole their moment  two weeks ago. Big woop! Wanna fight about it?"

Allister walks about the ring for a moment before returning to his original position.

Allister King: "I remember now that I have a match soon. I think it was against Brostar if I am correct. The resident jobber. *Sigh* That guy never gets a break does he? With an entire roster full of people I get Brostar. Well I guess I might as well beat him and move on up the ladder to the big gold. Oh and one more thing..."

Allister positions himself.

Allister King: "Hail!!!"

Allister raises the microphone as the crowd finishes the line by shouting "To The King!"

Allister King: "That's right baby!"

Allister throws the microphone away as he walks over to his corner and awaits his opponent.

Jasmine Lee:  "And introducing next his opponent for the evening..."

Suddenly a woman in sharp business attire and a headset jumps into the ring.  She heads towards Jasmine Lee...

Jim Jackson:  "Wait it seems that something is amiss!  It's Abby Stiller, our in-house Road Agent and backstage manager!  She just entered the ring and is whispering to the ear of Jasmine Lee our in-ring announcer."

Mick Mooney:  "Whoa man, something must be up.  I wonder what she's doing out here?"

Jasmine Lee:  "Um, ladies and gentlemen, it seems that Mr. Allister King's opponent for the evening, Brostar is having a bout of explosive diarrhea and it exploded right in his pants.  The in-house doctor has ruled that due to this Brostar cannot compete tonight therefore the winner of the match by default...  ALLISTER KING!"

Jim Jackson:  "Wha?  That is some bad luck for Brostar tonight..."

Mick Mooney:  "It's hilarious dude, Brostar shall always be now known as the Explosive Diarrhea Guy.  Allister King seems pleased as he celebrates his easily earned victory..."

Jim Jackson:  "Allister King exits the ring as his music starts to play again.  It seems that tonight we don't get to see any action for the first match...  WAIT!!!  A HUGE ARM JUST CAME OUT FROM THE BACK AND GRABS ALLISTER KING BY THE THROAT AS HE WAS EXITING!  IT'S THE MORBIDLY OBESE MAN!!!"

Mick Mooney:  "Uh-oh...  Looks like the fat dude is angry...  HE JUST CHOKE SLAMMED ALLISTER KING INTO THE UNPROTECTED FLOOR!!!"

The Morbidly Obese Man:  "On the last show, you rained in on our celebration...  It was my moment with Conway to celebrate our hard earned win for the tag titles, yet what did you do you little piece of caca?  You interrupted our moment!  So think of this as payback King...  You disrupted our moment so I disrupted your debut match..."

With that, the big wrestler disappears to the back as EMTs rush in to check up on Allister King.

Jim Jackson:  "Looks like Allister King stepped on some toes on the last show when he made his debut..."

Mick Mooney:  "Unfortunately for him, those are the wrong toes to step on."

Banzai Ultimo 06/24/2012 Separa10

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A loud, eerie chanting begins to chime through the big house before The Beast (Evangelion 2.0 soundtrack) begins to play. After a moment Crusade shambles out onto the ring ramp, his matted hair nearly covering his face as he makes his way to the ring. The zealot is wearing a plain blue jean shorts along with wrestling boots, he is bare chested, showing off the tattoo of a cross on his chest. Once near the ring he rolls in, quickly taking a mic a beginning to speak.

Crusade: "I'm sure that all of you know about my little ordeal by now. Chasm and Raven Connoly have thought it sportsman like to attack me two at a time for the past few weeks. I understand that the two of you are jealous over the combined inability to defeat me in this ring. However, I find it funny that you both seem to think that fighting two against one is at all fair. It doesn't seem like two supposed "Role Models" should need to use the numbers game against an enemy. "

Crusade: "I am also certain that the two of you will probably team up against me in our triple threat match next week as well, and I am out here to simply say that I am not fearful of that possibility. I am certain that I will once again, come out on top against the two of you! You are both inept in the field of wrestling, the fact that you even need to team up against me shows just how pathetic you really are!"

Crusade spits in the middle of the ring to mark his point.

Crusade: "The fact that I am not in the main event of this show, wrestling for the world championship makes me truly ill. Neither of my opponents next week are even worth the time of the chosen one! Why should I have to deal this this garbage? I am Crusade, the chosen of the great deity! I promise you that once I finish you two next week, the name Chasm will go back into obscurity, and Raven Connoly will join it! Just like I promised...  Good luck and amen."

With that, Crusade exits the ring without another word.

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Banzai Ultimo 06/24/2012 Traini10

The scene fades in from darkness with the camera angle flipping around the room.  Yuki Monotomo is seen in quick flashes from the jerky video.

Yuki Monotomo:  “Cam!  We have a match tonight!  You need to be in FRONT of the cameras!”

Camerella Videoh:  “No!  I need to be the camerawoman!  I have to be BEHIND the camera!  Always have, always will!”

Yuki Monotomo:  “Damn it, Cam!  Come here!  Your camera can sit on the tripod!”

After a few moments that seem to be cut out from this video, Yuki's voice is heard again.


The angles rises from the ground.  The ladies’ man is running around in circles looking for the camera in order to shoot his promotion.  He darts behind trees to check for his tag partner for his upcoming match.  He spots Cameraella and dashes toward her.  He begins trying to speak while panting.

Yuki Monotomo:  “Cam… why… did… you run!?”

After catching his breath, Yuki continues to speak about the match without letting the woman with the camera speak.

Yuki Monotomo:  “Doesn’t matter now.  Anyway, we’re facing two dumb rednecks and we’re going to need just a bit more training.  This is your first match and my second match on the way to stopping UJJ.  Also, I’ve been saying YOU-JAY-JAY, but what if it’s supposed to be UH-JUH-JUH?  Like, what if we started shortening it like this did for YOLO?  Stupid song, stupid people, but it SHOULD be a good meaning.  I still prefer Hakuna Matata.  Maybe UH-JUH-JUH should start thinking about it before I crush him.”

The scene starts moving back to where it started with the angle still on Yuki who continues to speak.

Yuki  Monotomo:  “Am I going on a rant again, Cam?”

The camera nods up and down with Camerella’s movements.

Yuki Monotomo:  “I’ll just finish this with a way our opponents will understand.  You lose, we win.  You dumb, we smart.  Nascar.”

The scene fades to black as Yuki walks away from the camera.

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Banzai Ultimo 06/24/2012 Taufik11 VS Banzai Ultimo 06/24/2012 Nopic11

Taufik VS "Unstoppable" Jack Johnson

Jim Jackson:  "Welcome to the second match of the evening, Taufik shall be taking on "Unstoppable" Jack Johnson...  Tau has had moderate success here in LLP while UJJ has had an explosive debut.  Still if we are looking career-wise, Taufik shall be fighting an uphill battle tonight."

Mick Mooney:  "That's what you get when you screw around with the boss...  Tau is on a collision course with a whole lot of pain."

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall.  Introducing first standing at 6 feet 4 inches tall and weighing in at 236 pounds, hailing from Singapore...  TAUFIK!"

Taufik makes his way to the ring to little fanfare.

Jasmine Lee:  "Introducing next, his opponent for the evening, standing in at 6 feet 6 inches tall and weighing in at 275 pounds, hailing from Calgary, Alberta Canada here's...  "UNSTOPPABLE" JACK JOHNSON!"

"Bring It" by Trapt blasts over the arena as every single fan in attendance jumps out of their seats and cheers. "Unstoppable" Jack Johnson enters the stage through a spark shower. He makes his way to the ring. He enters the ring and climbs a turnbuckle, He taunts to the fans and scouts the entire big top.

Jasmine Lee:  "The referee for this match is Jack B. Nimble.  LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson:  "And there's the bell!  Both wrestlers scout each other cautiously...  It's "Unstoppable" Jack Johnson who throws the first punch!  Taufik dodges!  Tau hits an arm drag on UJJ.  UJJ pulls a mule kick out of nowhere right into Tau's midsection.  Tau takes a headbutt from UJJ.  Tau is rocked!  DDT by UJJ connects!  Tau is down!  UJJ goes for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two..."

Mick Mooney:  "Tau get a shoulder up at two...  Looks like Tau is still suffering from the after effects of that headbutt...  He throws some wobble punches towards UJJ..."

Jim Jackson:  "Taufik's punches are being swat away by "Unstoppable" Jack Johnson...  UJJ Irish whips Tau into the turnbuckles...  And the referee gets sandwiched.  UJJ scores with a killer spinebuster. That HAD to hurt. He hooks the leg, but the referee is still out."

Mick Mooney:  "Lucky break for Tau there man...  If that ref was up, I'm sure that would have been a three count.  UJJ picks Tau up..."

Jim Jackson:  "Taufik slips out of "Unstoppable" Jack Johnson's shoulders and lands behind him!  UJJ spins around for a kick...   Tau blocks a kick from UJJ.   Lariat by Tau takes UJJ down!  UJJ quickly gets up walks into a spinning heel kick.  Tau hits a high kick on UJJ!  UJJ staggers and Tau uses it as an opportunity to get a bodyslam!  UJJ is down!  Tau for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two..."

Mick Mooney:  "Only a two dude...  UJJ kicks out and quickly scrambles away before Tau can get a hold on him..."

Jim Jackson:  "Taufik with an enziguri connects!  "Unstoppable" Jack Johnson gets rocked!  Big boot by Tau takes UJJ down!  Tau drops an elbow...  But misses!  Facebuster by UJJ on Tau!  Irish whip by UJJ sends Tau to the ropes...  UJJ comes in with a clothesline....  BOTH MEN GO OVER!!!  Both men spill to the outside!"

Mick Mooney:  "AWESOME!  An outside brawl!  The referee begins the ten count!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two!  Three!"

Jim Jackson:  "Both men are throwing hard punches...  It's become one of those I block your punch you block mine contest!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "Four!  Five!  Six!"

Mick Mooney:  "UJJ eats a big one from Tau but he soaks it and returns the punch!  This time Tau gets it on the face but Tau remains standing!  It's now become a I can take your punch see if you can take mine!  THIS IS LIKE TOTALLY RADICAL!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "Seven!  Eight!  Nine!"

Jim Jackson:  "Both men are lost in the moment, they don't realize the ref is nearing the end of the count!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "Ten!"

Mick Mooney:  "It's over dudes and dudettes!  The ref is calling for the bell!"

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest has been declared a draw due to a double count out!"

Jim Jackson:  "Both Taufik and "Unstoppable" Jack Johnson just realized their folly but it's already too late!  If they want to settle this, they will have to do it another night."

Mick Mooney:  "Whoa man, Tau actually survived an encounter with UJJ, his stock may have gone up a little..."

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The camera angle shakes back and forth to show Camerella’s protest of wanting to do a promotion.  It flicks away from Yuki Monotomo and starts going down the hall, occasionally turning back to see Yuki getting further away from his tag partner for tonight as footsteps hit the ground hard.  The angle halts as Camerella skids behind a tent and curls up to hide, showing her knees to the camera.  Yuki’s voice is heard barely from far away.

Yuki Monotomo:  “Cam!  We really need to do this!  Come on!  I’ll give you a nice reward later!  It’ll be nice for me too!”

The camera finally shows the shy camerawoman’s face as she turns the angle around.  She takes off her sunglasses and wipes the sweat from her brow.

Camerella Videoh:  “It’s not that I hate being in front of cameras as much as it is people.  I don’t want to make a promotion this week because I really don’t want to wrestle.  Well, I do, but I also don’t.  I guess I’ll just make these video diary logs before each time I have a match to let some steam off.  Yeah, that’s what I’ll do.  A video diary log.   So, today we got to this area we’re going to be at for a bit.  It’s like a rest stop for us to get some training in before we make our final stop for the match.   Mr. Monotomo was his usual self as he went to the bars to pick up some who-… prosti-… women, so I was left alone here with the caravan.”

Camerella exhales and inhales deeply before hitting the camera, causing the angle to jump.

Camerella Videoh:  “Sorry, there was a fly.  Anyway, that’s when I saw our opponents.  Mr. Monotomo told me-“

She cuts herself off to clear her throat, and then continues with a deeper voice.

Camerella Videoh:  “Don’t worry about those dumb rednecks.  They’re all brawn and no brains.  And they have only a little brawn at that.”

She chuckles to herself before continuing her talk to the camera in her normal voice.

Camerella Videoh:  “Anyway, I didn’t think much of them before I saw them actually training.  They were sooooo slow!  In the head and in actual speed!  I could run circles around them before they could even think to pin me!  So I’m pretty darn sure I’m going to win this match tonight.  I won’t be “just the camerawoman” anymore.  I’ll be well on the path to being the best diva here and this messed up caravan.  Video log 1 finish.”

The camera angle shifts from Camerella's face and fades to blackness.

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A  video  package  begins  to  play  with  the  music  of  Hammerfall's  Any  means  necessary.  It  shows  a  man dominating  his  matches  and  winning  titles.  As  the  promo  video  comes  to  an  end  the  man  is  standing  looking  into  the  camera.

???:  Get  Ready!

The  screen  fades  with  the  words  "Shadow  Callahan"  appearing  on  the  screen  before  being  replaced with  "Coming  Soon" before  fading  to  black

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Banzai Ultimo 06/24/2012 Cam10Banzai Ultimo 06/24/2012 Monoto10 VS Banzai Ultimo 06/24/2012 Buford10Banzai Ultimo 06/24/2012 Jolene10

Camerella Videoh & Yuki Monotomo VS Cousin Buford & Jolene

Jim Jackson:  "We'll be seeing some tag action for the next match tonight."

Mick Mooney:  "The best part dude is that it's a mixed tag match!  We get to see some babes!"

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!  Introducing first, with a combined weight of 487 pounds, let us welcome the team of...  COUSINE BUFORD AND JOLENE!"

"Rough & Ready" by Trace Atkins begins playing as Cousin Buford and Jolene makes their entrance, someone begins fliping the lights on and off for the most sub-spectacular light show ever.

Cousin Buford:  "Seriously people, if someone doesn't stop whoever that is, they're gonna trip the breakers."

Cousin Buford and Jolene makes their way to the ring.

Jasmine Lee:  "Introducing next, their opponents for the evening, weighing in with a combined weight of 384 pounds the team of...  YUKI MONOTOMO AND CAMERELLA VIDEOH!"

"Shinigami" by Machinae Supremacy echoes throughout the arena. Fog rolls down the ramp as ice blue lasers fly to the beat of the music. Yuki Monotomo walks slowly toward the ring followed closely behind by Camerella Videoh, Yuki Monotomo is taking time to flirt with a few female fans. After entering the ring, he blows a few kisses at some female fans from each ring corner as Camerella Videoh looks on from the ring apron.

Jasmine Lee:  "The referee of the match is Jack B. Nimble.  LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson:  "It looks like the boys will be starting off for their respective team...  Yuki Monotomo hits a high kick right off the bat.  Flying elbow from Monotomo.  Monotomo hits a high kick on Cousin Buford, Buford goes down.  Tag to Camerella Videoh."

Mick Mooney:  "I wonder what that babe can do, wasn't she only Monotomo's camerawoman?  Kick by Camerella Videoh...  To the facial regions. Break that nose!  Yeah!  Oh!  She goes for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two..."

Jim Jackson:  "Kick out by Cousin Buford.  Camerella Videoh with a flying kick move off the second rope, Buford goes flying.  Tag to Yuki Monotomo.  Cam and Monotomo Irish whip Buford into the ropes and hit a double back elbow...  Buford goes down and Monotomo goes for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two..."

Mick Mooney:  "Only a two count!  That hillbilly dude fights his way back to his feet!"

Jim Jackson:  "Cousin Buford kicks Yuki Monotomo in the gut to reverse the momentum.  .Tag between Buford and Jolene.  Flying cross body off the top rope.  Jolene goes high risk...  Flying legdrop connects!  Irish whip sends Monotomo to the ropes...  Dropkick connects and Monotomo goes down!  Tag to Buford.  Jolene and Buford whip Monotomo into the ropes and hit a double backdrop.  Buford hits a rolling kick on Monotomo.  Buford hooks the leg."

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two..."

Mick Mooney:  "Whoa, that Jap dude still has some juice left!  He kicks out at two!"

Jim Jackson:  "Cousin Buford hits a hard back suplex on Yuki Monotomo.  Buford tags out to Jolene.  Jolene hits a dropkick on Monotomo.  Headlock by Jolene...  Monotomo fights out of a grapple.  Tag to Camerella Videoh.   Super kick by Camerella Videoh.  Jolene is stunned and falls to the mat...  Camerella Videoh looks at Jolene on the ground before climbing the top rope. She flips off the top rope and lands her knee in  Jolene's abdomen...   IT'S THE PHOTO FINISH!  Cam hooks the leg!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two!  Three!"

Mick Mooney:  "And it's over!  Monotomo and Cam wins!"

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match via pinfall the team of  YUKI MONOTOMO AND CAMERELLA VIDEOH!"

Jim Jackson:  "Not a bad debut for the team of Yuki Monotomo and Camerella Videoh...  Maybe we'll see more of them in the future."

Mick Mooney:  "Well I don't mind seeing that Cam babe but I won't miss that Jap dude."

Banzai Ultimo 06/24/2012 Separa10

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"Sound Of Madness" by Shinedown starts to play as Ray Kamaura begins striding towards the ring. His seven foot frame towers over everything until he comes to the apron. Ray grabs the top rope and steps onto the ring then over the ropes into the ring. Looking around at the recorded attendance in the Big Top, a look a disdain crosses Ray Kamaura's face as he looks at all the seats devoid of asses. He motions for the ref to bring him a microphone.

Ray Kamaura: "This attendance is pathetic and laughable. When I become champion this will all change. First thing I'm going to do is get us a real arena. This big top tent is rather drafty. I want so much more for this business but until that time comes I will just have to deal. Just like C4 has to deal with his little problem of premature detonation."

The pathetic mass of scum known as the audience jeers. Ray can't help but let a smile overcome his face. Quickly he beings talking again with a deeper darker tone.

Ray Kamaura: "Tonight, I take my rightful place as champion of the LLP. Nothing can stop me. Nothing has stopped me. I am undefeated and that won't change tonight. Nothing will change except who holds that shiny belt and the way out of the ring. Nothing will stand in the way of my greatness."

More jeers rise from the crowd.

Ray Kamaura: "Well, I think I have said enough. After all actions speak louder than words."

Ray starts to go out of the ringside.

Bond's "Explosive" suddenly starts to play on the speakers.  Ray Kamaura stops on his tracks half-way up the aisle from exiting the ringside as the current and reigning LLP World Champion steps out from behind the curtains.  The LLP World title is draped over his shoulders as his gaze settles on the challenger who returns it with equal intensity as the crowd starts to boo loudly.

Colton Charles Cai Cobb:  "You know Mr. Kamaura, I heard your little speech from backstage and you know what?  Like this crowd's attendance you are also pathetic and laughable.  You boast that nothing can stop you?  Well tonight your so-called streak ends..."

C4 takes the world title belt off his shoulders and lifts it up into the air.

Colton Charles Cai Cobb:  "You see this belt Mr. Kamaura?   Look at it closely for that is the only thing you shall do, you will never touch this title as long as I hold it, you will never own this belt."

The arrogant champion again drapes the belt over his shoulders.

Colton Charles Cai Cobb:  "Tonight I shall make you see that brute strength cannot defeat REAL skill.  I shall make every muscle and every bone in your body remember the pain and fear of my superior technical prowess as I make you tap out and walk away STILL the LLP World Champion."

With that the champion ends his retort to Ray Kamaura and walks out to the back as Bond's "Explosive" begins to play again.

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Colton Charles Cai Cobb VS Ray Kamaura

Jim Jackson:  "The main event is something everyone is looking forward to...  Ray Kamaura shall be going against our LLP World Champion Colton Charles Cai Cobb in his first ever title defense."

Mick Mooney:  "That's right, this match is going to be legendary!  It's strength against skill, which one will have the advantage here tonight?"

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the main event of the evening and is a singles match scheduled for one fall and is for the LLP World Championship!  Introducing first standing in at 6 feet 6 inches tall and weighing in at 235 pounds, hailing from Boston, Massachusetts, he is the current and reigning LLP World Champion...  COLTON CHARLES CAI COBB!"

Bond's "Explosive" starts blaring out of the speakers as the silhouette of the penultimate wrestler, covered in smoke and with a light show on, Colton Charles Cai Cobb is seen as the curtain rises with his back facing the crowd. He turns around with a smirk on his face and an air of arrogance as he makes his way to the ring ignoring the loud boos which echo the ringside. He enters the ring, flexes and stretches waiting for the match to begin.

Jasmine Lee:  "Introducing next the challenger, standing in at 7 feet 1 inch tall and weighing in at 350 pounds, hailing from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania...  RAY KAMAURA!"

"Sound Of Madness" by Shinedown starts to play as Ray Kamaura begins striding towards the ring. His seven foot frame towers over everything until he comes to the apron. Ray grabs the top rope and steps onto the ring then over the ropes into the ring. He swiftly moves to a turnbuckle and climbs it raises on arm into the air.

Jasmine Lee:  "The referee for this match is Jack B. Nimble.  LET THE ACTION BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson:  "And there's the bell!  Ray Kamaura the challenger wastes no time as he charges in with both arms swinging.  Colton Charles Cai Cobb weaves away from Kamaura's dangerous fists using low kicks to keep the bigger man at bay.  Double hammerfist by Kamaura but C4 dodges and slips behind him!  Kamaura gets caught with a short powerbomb from C4. Reverse DDT on Kamaura.  The champ goes for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two..."

Mick Mooney:  "Whoa man!  That Kamaura dude just threw C4 off of him like he weighed nothing.  That C4 dude scrambles to his feet and leaps away clearly bothered by the superior strength of Kamaura."

Jim Jackson:  "The challenger again moves in towards the champ...  Big swing by Ray Kamaura whose arm gets caught by Colton Charles Cai Cobb.  Kamaura elbows C4 the face to break a hammerlock.  Kamaura uses a forearm to the face stuns the champ.  Irish whip sends C4 to the ropes...  Running knee lift from Kamaura and the champ is down.  Kamaura hooks the leg!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two..."

Mick Mooney:  "The champ kicks out at two...  That Kamaura dude still has to do more damage if he wants to get the one two three."

Jim Jackson:  "Ray Kamaura drills Colton Charles Cai Cobb with a press slam into a Michinoku Driver.  C4 totally didn't see that one coming.  Kamaura goes for the pin but C4 dangles his leg on the bottom rope so the count doesn't commence.  Kamaura drag C4 to the middle of the ring...  C4 suddenly grabs Kamaura's arm and locks in a triangle choke with his legs!"

Mick Mooney:  "The Charismatic Crippler is one of C4's aliases, so he is a master when it comes to submissions.  That Kamaura dude is in trouble...  He better find a way to get out of that or he's gonna be choked out!"

Jim Jackson:  "Ray Kamaura is struggling to get free but the champ has the submission move locked in tight...  WHOA!!!  KAMAURA JUST LIFTED C4 OFF FROM THE GROUND AND POWERBOMBS HIM RIGHT INTO THE CANVAS!  C4's grip goes as he is slammed hard into the mat!"

Mick Mooney:  "That was totally awesome dude!  It's what I call an OH SHIT moment!  You can feel the shock wave of the impact from here!"

Jim Jackson:  "Colton Charles Cai Cobb is walking around like a drunk!  Ray Kamaura charges in and knocks C4 back with a series of chops lighting him up!  C4 tries to get a hammerlock in but a back elbow from Kamaura connects and C4 staggers backward.  C4 ducks a wild right hand.  Reverse DDT on Kamaura.  C4 grabs Kamaura's leg and tries to get a Boston crab leg lock in!"

Mick Mooney:  "WAIT!  That Kamaura dude is using his brute strength again to break out of that Boston crab!  Mmm...  Speaking of crabs, I love crabs, they are so delicious...  And I'm speaking of the crabs that comes from the sea and not those infection in a woman's private area...  WHOA!  KAMAURA POWERS OUT OF THE BOSTON CRAB!  COWABUNGA DUDE!!!"

Jim Jackson:  "Colton Charles Cai Cobb unloads a big right from nowhere!   Ray Kamaura staggers back!  Front legsweep slam by Colton Charles Cai Cobb!  Elbow drop right into the chest by C4!  He hooks the leg!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two..."

Mick Mooney:  "C4 just can't put that Kamaura dude away!  Kamaura is a monster!"

Jim Jackson:  "A throat-first drop onto the top rope from Colton Charles Cai Cobb on Ray Kamaura!  Kamaura staggers to his feet...  Armbar takedown from the champ again Kamaura gets back up to his feet!  Kamaura blocks a kick from C4...  He tackles the champ and slams C4 into the canvas!  C4 staggers to his feet...  Ray Kamaura scores with a killer spinebuster.  That HAD to hurt."

Mick Mooney:  "Looks like that Kamaura dude wants to do something risky...  He climbs up to the top turnbuckle...  If he lands this one of C4...  It's over!  Wait!  C4 rolls out of the ring!  Kamaura leaps bakc down and follows C4!  The ref starts the ten count!"

Jack B. Nimble:  "One!  Two!  Three!"

Jim Jackson:  "A big hammer fist on Colton Charles Cai Cobb's back sends him sprawling towards the timekeeper's table!  Ray Kamaura goes in for the kill...  WHAT THE?!"


Mick Mooney:  "Whoa!  Totally uncool dude!  In desperation C4 grabs the timekeeper's bell and slams it into Kamaura's head!  The ref is calling for the bell which incidentally is still in C4's hand..."

Jasmine Lee:  "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match via a disqualification...  RAY KAMAURA!  Unfortunately the title cannot change hands in a disqualification so STILL the LLP World Champion...  COLTON CHARLES CAI COBB!"

Jim Jackson:  "The crowd is getting rowdy here tonight, clearly they are not happy with the decision.  Wait!  RAY KAMAURA JUST LOST IT!  He had the title in his sights when it was stolen from him via a DQ!  KAMAURA WITH A MASSIVE SPEAR SENDS COLTON CHARLES CAI COBB INTO THE STEEL RAILINGS!"

Mick Mooney:  "HOLY CRAP!  NOT ONLY IS C4 BROKEN IN HALF BUT SO IS THE STEEL RAILINGS!  Kamaura is stomping away at the champ!  Security has poured in and finally stops the big man from continuing his assault!  EMTs rush to the scene to check up on the champ."

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Jim Jackson:  " What a night!  From explosive diarrhea to a Kamaura going berserk, tonight sure had it's moments."

Mick Mooney:  "Don't forget Allister King's loud mouth also landed him a whole lot of pain from The Morbidly Obese Man.  That dude should have just kept quiet...  Still calling Conway Justin Bieber's dad is hilarious!  Though for me the biggest surprise is Taufik drawing with UJJ...  Who would have thunk?  Maybe UJJ's skills are now pretty much down the crapper..."

Jim Jackson:  " Well we'll see the fallout of the events that happened tonight in two weeks.  Until then...  Good night and good fight!  This is Jim Jackson signing off for me and my partner."

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