The Ladies' Man is Here!

Wrestler Name: Yuki Monotomo

Alignment: Tweener

Weight Class: Heavyweight

Gender: Male

Gimmick: Ladies' Man

Entrance: "Ninja" by Machinae Supremacy echoes throughout the arena. Fog rolls down the ramp as Yuki Monotomo walks slowly toward the ring. He blows a few kisses at some female fans from each ring corner.

Wrestler Description: Yuki is 24 years old and 6 foot 11 inches tall. He weighs 250 pounds and has a slim build. He wears a short-sleeved silver shirt over a long-sleeved dark blue shirt. He wears loose dark blue pants and boots. He also has light blue fingerless gloves. His cyan hair is shaggy and about 3 inches long. His eyes are golden colored.

Short Bio: Yuki was a backyard wrestler since he was 13. Until he was 17 in which he had a match against Ragki Nikara. He was doing normal and decided to try his Black Dragon Hold. He crushed the Ragki's throat and his friend began to cough up blood and died. He's been skipping towns since then and in bars since he was 21.

Finisher(s): White Dragon Hold: Yuki sweeps XXXX's leg out from under XXXX and wretches his left arm under XXXX's neck with the elbow over the Adam's apple.
Black Dragon Hold:Yuki sweeps XXXX's leg out from under XXXX and wretches his left arm under XXXX's neck with the elbow over the Adam's apple and presses against the back with his knee.

Stats:
Brawl: 25
Speed: 50
Tech: 75
Charisma: 100

Er one thing, he can't be a face if he murdered someone and is on the run.

Boy Bakla wrote:

Er one thing, he can't be a face if he murdered someone and is on the run.

he is obviously a good guy within the limitless, borderless world of his own imagination.

like qaddafi, only without the mercenary army and oil money.

Hmm... That makes sense... I'd hate to argue logic with you. LOL! If I do argue logic with you, it would end up like this argument...

Villager: We have found a witch, may we burn her?
Crowd: BURN!! BUUUURN HER!
Bedevere: But how do you *know* she is a witch?
Villager: She looks like one!
Other Villagers: Yeah! She looks like one!!!
Bedevere: Bring her forward.

(a young woman is pushed through the crowd of villagers to the platform. She is dressed all in black, has a carrot tied around her face on top of her nose, and a black paper hat on her head. She talks funny because her nose is closed by the carrot.)
Witch: I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch!
Bedevere: Er,...but you are dressed as one.
Witch: THEY dressed me up like this.
Villagers: No! nooo! We didn't! We didn't!
Witch: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one!

(Bedevere lifts up the carrot to reveal the woman's real nose, which is in
fact rather small.)

Bedevere: Well?
One Villager: Well, we did do the nose.
Bedevere: The nose?
Villager: And the Hat. But she's a witch!
Villagers: Yeah! Burn her! Burn! Burn her!
B: Did you dress her up like this?
Villagers: NO! No, no, no, no, no, no...
One Villager: yes.
Villagers: yes. yes. yes. A bit. yes. a bit. a bit.
Another Villager: (hopefully) She has got a wart...
B: What makes you think she is a witch?
Villager: Well, She turned me into a newt!!

(pause)

Bedevere: a newt?

(long pause)

Villager: I got better...
Villagers: BURN HER anyway! BURN! BURN! BURN HER!
B: Quiet, quiet, quiet, QUIET! There are ways of *telling* whether she is a witch!
Villagers: Are there? What? Tell us, then! Tell us!
B: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
V: BUUUURN!!!!! BUUUUUURRRRNN!!!!! You BURN them!!!! BURN!!
B: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villager: More Witches!
Other Villager: Wood.
B: So. Why do witches burn?

(long silence)
(shuffling of feet by the villagers)

Villager: (tentatively) Because they're made of.....wood?
B: Goooood!
Other Villagers: oh yeah... oh....
B: So. How do we tell whether she is made of wood?
One Villager: Build a bridge out of 'er!
B: Aah. But can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Villagers: oh yeah. oh. umm...
B: Does wood sink in water?
One Villager: No! No, no, it floats!
Other Villager: Throw her into the pond!
Villagers: yaaaaaa!

(when order is restored)

B: What also floats in water?
Villager: Bread!
Another Villager: Apples!
Another Villager: Uh...very small rocks!
Another Villager: Cider!
Another Villager: Uh...great gravy!
Another Villager: Cherries!
Another Villager: Mud!
Another Villager: Churches! Churches!
Another Villager: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck!
Villagers: (in amazement) ooooooh!
B: exACTly!
B: (to a villager) So, *logically*...

Villager: (very slowly, with pauses between each word) If...she...weighs the same as a duck......she's made of wood.
B: and therefore...

(pause)

Villager: A Witch!
All Villagers: A WITCH!

(they do consequently weigh her across from a duck on Bedevere's largest scale, and she does indeed weigh the same as the duck.)

Witch: It's a fair cop.

Niiiiiiiiice
Was laughing while trying to do a project about implants... THAT went over well

hehehehehehe

oh, are you supposed to be monotomo or monotmo?

I think it's Monotomo.

Usually I means what I types. But this time The Morbidly Obese Man is right... I'm guessing like usual.