Wrestler Name: Tonelada
Alignment: Tweener
Weight Class: Heavyweight
Gender: Masculine
Gimmick: Idiotic pothead who's always in trouble with the law
Entrance: Sisquo's "Thong Song" blasts through the arena speakers as highlights of some of Tonelada's most daring police escapes are show on the titan tron. Tonelada then appears from backstage scratching his posterior. He then poses like an idiot putting his left hand between his shoulder blades and the other inside his pants. He then walks like an idiot to the ring. As he does so, live ostriches are pushed off the titan tron on to the merciless floor. Animal rights' activists start booing and pelting Tonelada with all sorts of food products. Tonelada, undeterred by the reaction, continues to the ring. He positions himself in the middle of the ring then once again poses like an idiot. Then, pornographic magazines shoot from the ring posts as pot float down from above. The crowd start to settle down as they grab the paraphernalia provided by Tonelada. The arena is then covered by smoke as moaning and sudden bursts of laughter is heard.
Wrestler Description: Ever since becoming a wrestler, he has fashioned the usual cleanly-cut hair, goatee, worn out coat and tie, slacks with holes and black shoes. His appearance gives a clue of how he lived once before becoming a wrestler.
Short Bio: Tonelada was born in the Philippines to a middle class family. He lived a simple life. Up until his college years, one would assume that he was destined for intellectual greatness. He was always considered a wise individual. But when he entered the liberal university, he discovered that life was not meant to be lived in accordance to the expectations of society. He started using marijuana as a release from his hectic life. For the first time in his life, he was truly happy. But soon, his friends graduated and got office jobs while he was still in college. He decided that he won't follow in the footsteps of his friends. He started wrestling at the age of 20 years and up to this day, lives off it. He still loves smoking and baking the green stuff which has caused him to be involved in notable criminal cases just like the Toilet Bowl incident leaving 33 chihuahuas dead and the city of Los Angeles covered in human waste.
Finishers
The Joint
Tonelada approaches his fallen opponent and stuffs 45 lit sticks of grade A marijuana joints in the opponent's mouth causing the opponent to have a severe case of the munchies which leads to the opponent feeding on 1000kg of beans outside the ring which leads to arthritis leaving the opponent no choice but to tap out to the extreme pain executing a vicious The Joint
Stats::
Brawl: 40
Speed: 60
Tech: 70
Charisma: 80
Subject: Tonelada/Ton-man 
Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:00 am
