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Jim Jackson: "Good evening and welcome to another edition of Lucha Loco. Tonight is the last Lucha Loco until the PPV this Sunday called Donde Esta El Banyo?! We have a great card for you all tonight including the fist stable versus stable battle between The Age of Pain and The DWMA."

Brad Blood: "Don't forget the ULOL Ligero Maximo will also be defended tonight."

Jim Jackson: "That's right Brad. So without any further ado, LET THE LUNACY BEGIN!"

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The scene opens backstage, Raven Connoly is walking out of her locker room as Stephanie Dawson approaches her.

Stephanie Dawson: "Raven, do you have a few minutes to talk to me."

Raven Connoly: "Sure Steph, go ahead."

Stephanie Dawson: "Last week you had a Triangle Match against Nao Fook Mi and Samantha Collins, Nao Fook Mi won and Eunice P Winslow awarded her the new Campeón no Masculino title, it looked like you almost had that match won, any thoughts."

Raven Connoly: "Your right Stephanie, I almost had that match won, almost. That match was a triangle match, I made a rookie mistake, I forgot about the other competitor in that match. Nao Fook Mi won that match fair and square and she deserves that title, she's a great competitor and I couldn't think of a better person to be the first ULOL Campeón no Masculino."

Raven Connoly:"Like you said, I almost had that match won, and I should have won it, if it wasn't for that one mistake. That's the problem right there, I've been making to many mistakes lately, and that match opened my eyes. I've been here at ULOL since it's relaunch, I should be one of the biggest stars on this rooster, I had a huge fan base from day one. That isn't the case though, to tell you the truth I have been pretty much on the fringe of ULOL since day one, more of a side note, sure I've passed through a few main events, had a few title shots, but nothing that turned any heads in my opinion. The only person to blame for that is me, I've been distracted, I haven't been putting forth the effort I should be, there have been shows were I didn't even show up."

Raven Connoly:"Well, that all ends tonight, I've been a world champion in two other federations, and I'm only 21, that's a hell of an accomplishment, but if I keep going the way I have been, then I'm just going to be a foot note in the history of professional wrestling. Well, Raven Connoly is no foot note, and it's time for Raven Connoly to get back to work. I'm focused again and I will be one of ULOL's top stars, and I will once again have gold around this waist. Now I don't know which title I'm going to go for, it may be the Campeón no Masculino, it may be the ULOL Primo Ultimo, I may even find myself a partner and go after the ULOL Campeónes Compañero, but I will be a champion again. The fans have been standing faithfully by my side while I let them down week after week, and I'm sure I've lost more than a few. Well, tonight I start my mission to win them back, to make up for the let downs, tonight I shake off the tarnish on this star, tonight, the Raven Connoly the fans have longed for returns. Tonight, Raven Connoly begins her journey back to the top where she belongs. Tonight, professional wrestling's favorite high flying, jaw dropping, ass kicking, eye popping, spotlight stealing sweetheart is going to remind everyone why they stood up and chanted Raven in the first place."

Raven turns around and starts to walk away when she pauses and turns back around and grabs the mic from Stephanie.

Raven Connoly: "And of course, I'm going to look damn good while I do it too."

Raven winks at the camera as she tosses the mic back to Stephanie, before walking off camera.

Stephanie Dawson: "Well you heard it hear ladies and gentleman, Raven Connoly is on a mission back to the top, and her first hurdle is tonight when she goes head to head with Brostar."

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The scene opens in the locker room of ULOL's premiere tag team Morbidly Unstoppable. We see The Morbidly Obese Man and "Unstoppable" Jack Johnson regrouping after their recent non-wins. The larger than life wrestler also known as The Morbidly Obese Man breaks the silence.

The Morbidly Obese Man: "Oh this is just great. When was the last win we had? This is truly annoying Johnson. Maybe we need to regroup... Repackage ourselves. What do you think Johnson? The way things are now we are in main event limbo. Sure we are big names but we are going nowhere."

The big man turns around and faces his partner.

The Morbidly Obese Man: "We not only lost the tag titles but our attempts to gain the Primo Ultimo title also fell short. Truly a dismal showing for both of us. We need to refocus, retrain... Your goal is to capture the Primo Ultimo title and I shall help you do it by hook or by crook. My goal... Well I think I may go after that title Q is so proud of. It may not be an ULOL title but it does carry some weight, in fact most fans acknowledge it. No matter what the stand of management on the Correa Grande Oro De Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing is, it still holds a high level of prestige."

The big man looks at UJJ and waits for a response.

UJJ looks lost in thought. He breaks his trance by shrugging his well defind shoulders.

"Unstoppable" Jack Johnson: "I suspected that my lack of focus and over-confidence when it comes to training was the problem. My old mate Gary, has been re-training me. Until I fired him. Dumbass was high on the job. I took the liberty of throwingh him out myself."

UJJ scratches his head.

"Unstoppable" Jack Johnson: "We both try our best to help each other but that extra man keeps on getting us. Wait a minute... Maybe that's it. We need an extra man."

UJJ gets up from his seated position and looks at the mammoth of a man.

"Unstoppable" Jack Johnson: "Maybe it would help if we got that extra man. To help overlook our backs. Someone capable of taking care of business but not taking care of us when they decide to backstab us. Someone we could train. Someone like... Brostar?"

UJJ shrugs again and looks at his partner, waiting for a reply.

The Morbidly Obese Man starts to laugh... REALLY LAUGH!

The Morbidly Obese Man: "Brostar? WAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait you're serious?! Brostar is in no means at our level right now. In fact if he is to help us, I think he may just get beaten up to a pulp instead. Then again having him as a decoy could work..."

The big man thinks thoroughly...

The Morbidly Obese Man: "Thinking about it, we do need a gopher... Brostar would be perfect. Still if he is to be useful we may need to train him else we'll just be carrying extra baggage."

UJJ speaks again.

"Unstoppable" Jack Johnson: "It will take some getting used to but it will get better. We are the premier tag team in ULOL, so we will prove it by turning one of ULOL's struggler's to one of ULOL's best. I think its a good idea. I've gotta head out to take a call about my drugged up trainer. Go find Brostar and telll him."

UJJ stands up and grabs his phone and heads out the door, leaving TMOM alone in the locker room. He too stands up and begins to exit the room as the scene fades to black.

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The scene opens as Brostar appears to be walking through backstage going to his match, but then he stops and looks in front of him as he sees TMOM there.

Brostar: "Oh TMOM, its you what do you need? I have to go to my match so please make it quick."

He waits for TMOM to answer.

The mammoth of a wrestler known as The Morbidly Obese Man looks at Brostar and merely sneers.

The Morbidly Obese Man: "Oh don't let me bother you Brostar, I'm just here tonight as a mere observer. Honestly me and Johnson here have been watching you flounder for a while now... But don't worry, there still time for us to talk after your match tonight. Hopefully you don't end in disappointment again, but then again Raven is one tough broad."

The Morbidly Obese Man pauses for a while, thinks then talks again.

The Morbidly Obese Man: "Oh who are we kidding, at your state right now, I wouldn't be surprised if that midget Little Wang beat you. Anyways you go and finish your match tonight and look for me and Johnson after, we have a proposition for ya."

With that the big man turns and walks away.


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Jim Jackson: "Welcome to our first match of the evening. Brostar will be taking on Raven Connoly tonight."

Brad Blood: "Well Brostar has been throwing challenges left and right, The Masked Man declined his challenge and Raven accepted."

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest has been scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Brostar!"

"I Am...All of Me" by Crush 40 plays as Brostar appears on stage posing for the fans. He runs down the ramp into the ring and poses again.

Jim Jackson: "A cold reception from the fans."

Brad Blood: "Well Brostar has been switching sides too often the fans probably got tired cheering or booing him."

Jasmine Lee: "Introducing his opponent, Raven Connoly."

"Warriors Code" By The Dropkick Murphy's starts to play throughout the arena. Raven runs out onto the stage, she throws her fist in the air and screams as a barrage of fireworks go off behind her.

Jim Jackson: "There is a renewed interest in Raven Connoly specially after her interview earlier."

Brad Blood: "It sounds like she is ready to show the world what she is really made of. Brostar may be a casualty here tonight."

Jasmine Lee: "The referee for this match is Don Q. Hotte. LET THE LUNACY BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson: "And there's the bell! Raven and Brostar lock hands and engage in a test of strength..."

Brad Blood: "A test of strength with a girl... So manly..."

Jim Jackson: "Brostar quickly disengage from Raven... Spin kick by Brostar to the face and Raven staggers back. Super kick by Brostar connects! He wants to end this early. He hooks the leg."

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two..."

Brad Blood: "Raven gets a shoulder up! Brodie is going high risk climbing up to the top turnbuckle. Brodie drops a flying elbow... AND HITS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!"

Jim Jackson: "Raven Connoly rolls out of that one just in the nick of time. Brostar takes a kick to the chest, and staggers back. Face crusher from Raven on Brostar. Cover!"

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two..."

Brad Blood: "Kick out by Brodie but Raven is already on the move! Slingshot clothesline by Raven. Pin!"

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two..."

Jim Jackson: "That was a split-second away from a three. Raven hits an arm drag on Brostar. Irish whip sends Brostar to the corner... Brostar avoids an avalanche, Raven Connoly hits the turnbuckles hard. Flying elbow off the top rope by Brostar."

Brad Blood: "This time it connects right between Raven's bouncing breasts! Brodie waits for Raven to stagger back up to her feet instead of going for the pin..."

Jim Jackson: "Back heel kick off the second rope, Raven goes down. Pin attempt by Brostar!"

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two..."

Brad Blood: "Still not enough! Raven still manages to kick out! Brostar pounds on the mat in frustration."

Jim Jackson: "Raven slowly recovers... Brostar hits a rolling kick on Raven. A low kick from Brostar to the leg keeps Raven Connoly at bay... Brostar slips behind Raven and gets a hammerlock!"

Brad Blood: "Raven Connoly elbows Brostar in the face to break a hammerlock. Heh, that loosened a few teeth. Brostar clutches his face staggering backwards."

Jim Jackson: "Raven hits a spinning back kick on Brostar. Raven Connoly with an enziguri also connects. Raven reverses an Irish whip... and Brostar runs into the referee!"

Brad Blood: "Oh man the ref is out! Raven Connoly knocks Brodie to the outside, then signals for the Taste of Heaven. Brostar is in trouble here... She reaches out of the ring for Brostar... And gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! Haha! That Brostar is one sneaky bastard!"

Jim Jackson: "The referee looks up to see Brodie sliding in and making the pinfall. Oh don't tell me this is how it ends."

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two! Three!"

Brad Blood: "WAIT! Raven has a leg up the bottom rope! The referee is reversing his decision! Brostar thinks he's won it and is celebrating already."

Jim Jackson: "Raven Connoly grabs Brostar and throws him into the turnbuckle, Raven Connoly runs towards Brostar, does a cartwheel jumping into the air and wrapping her legs around his head, Raven Connoly locks her legs around his head and pulls them to the mat locking in a koji clutch executing a Taste of Heaven! Brostar can not resist anymore and taps out!!"

Brad Blood: "Now the ref calls for the bell. Man poor Brodie."

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match via submission, Raven Connoly!"

Jim Jackson: "Brostar celebrated too early and that cost him the match. He should have made sure that everything was final before he started celebrating."

Brad Blood: "Brodie still has a lot to learn... Tsk... Tsk... Tsk... Meanwhile Raven has made a statement here tonight. She's back and she's ready to play with the big boys."

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Christopher Bain is in the hallway watching the camera. A disappointed look is on his face.

Christopher Bain: "Last week, I let Stephanie Dawson down. I did not lose to Stank Lord, but I did not defeat him either. Instead, Stank Lord tripped into me, causing us to bump heads, knocking us both out temporarily. The referee counted to 10 and Stephanie's freedom was put on hold."

Bain runs a head through his hair.

Christopher Bain: "I made a mistake last week, which could have cost me the match, had Stank Lord not been the catalyst of that mistake. I will learn from this, and it will not happen again. Stank Lord, I challenge you to a rematch. Unless you are planning on dropping your obsession with Stephanie, please give me your acceptance of the match as soon as it is convenient for you to do so. I'll be waiting."

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Loud boos can be heard form the audience as the camera turns towards the ring to see Alexander Conway standing in the center with a microphone in hand. A soft phifft can be heard as he taps the microphone against his chest. Finally, he brings the microphone to his lips and begins to speak.

Alexander Conway: "Last week, Taufik again cried that he wanted a title shot. What makes this so amusing though, is that he took the lowest road I have ever known. He used the poorest card in his hand. He choose a rock as bait in his attempt to catch the fish. Taufik, here is some advice that Mr. Ferrer has obviously neglected to tell you. You never try to get a champion to fight you by saying he's afraid of you. It simply does not work, especially when you hit the said champion from behind with a weapon. You, were and are, obviously afraid of me. You were too scared to attack me from the front, or with your fists. You challenged me to a match and called me a coward after you had already attacked me from behind with a weapon."

Alexander pauses for a moment.

Alexander Conway: "So the answer.....is no."

Some more booing fills the arena.

Alexander Conway: "You lost again to Shogun, deal with it. If you had defeated him, then I would have felt you deserved the title shot, but you didn't. Taufik, if you want people to take you seriously, I suggest you figure out a different strategy for getting a title shot. For instance, why don't you try not sucking? Why don't you try to actually win a match against somebody who is good? Or maybe you can manipulate Eunice or Allister to give you a title shot. Or, you could stop hiding behind Mr. Ferrer, Arnold, and a singapore cane, and actually try to have a career under your own power. If you refuse to fight in singles competition without aid, then you do not have any room to announce that I am afraid of you winning this title. Trust me, it takes more guts to fight Shogun, who is wayyyyy out of your league, than it does to fight you."

Alexander flashes a cocky smile before dropping the microphone with a thud to the mat. He exits the ring before walking down the metal stairs. A look of boredom appears on his face as he briefly listens to a fan's yells. He shakes his head in dismay before walking up the ramp with a slight swagger that one could expect from a man who thinks he holds the best hand. It isn't long before he has disappeared backstage.

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Manolo Ferrer is seen standing by the door of Allister King's office. He has a camera crew with him.

Manolo Ferrer: "Since I was told that it's best to just cut a promo instead of speaking to you face to face, I might as well get to it. Mr. King, I am asking that my client, Mr. Taufik, receives a title shot against whoever is the Primo Ultimo Champion at the end of Donde Esta El Banyo. This is regardless of the outcome for the Boleto Dorado match."

He pauses, as if to give time for his proposal to sink in.

Manolo Ferrer: "I am asking for this, because it's becoming clear to me that Mr. Shogun is stalling as much as possible on his rematch. He has so far been content with facing anyone other than the current Champion, Mr. Conway. All his wrestling effort so far has been spent on anyone who is not Mr. Conway."

He pauses again, as if trying to decide how to continue.

Manolo Ferrer: "And no, I am not saying Mr. Shogun is being a coward about it. To be honest, I don't blame Mr. Shogun for stalling. What is he going to do with the corpse that comes with the Primo Ultimo title, anyway? Not to mention the angry mob who are chasing that corpse?"

Manolo Ferrer shrugs indifferently.

Manolo Ferrer: "On the other hand, the Age of Pain would have plans for Mr. Zombie, should Mr. Taufik challenge and defeat whoever is the Champion after Donde Esta El Banyo. And for Mr. Zombie's peace of mind, those plans do not include treating you like a piece of meat."

Mr. Ferrer again takes a moment to let that sink in.

Manolo Ferrer: "Another thing I want to bring up is the Campeónes Compañero title defense at Donde Esta El Banyo. Mr. King, you and your tag partner are challenging my clients for the titles. I am telling you now that, while we respect you as the General Manager of ULOL, you should not expect Mr. Bold and Mr. Schwarz to treat the IRA with kid gloves. My clients have overcome many obstacles to carry the Campeónes Compañero. They're going to fight tooth and nail to keep the belts. The DWMA don't appreciate that, but I hope you do, Mr. King. And...speaking of the DWMA..."

The Age of Pain's manager lets a long pause pass, before going on.

Manolo Ferrer: "We haven't done anything to you, which you haven't done to yourselves already. We weren't the ones who threw away a 2-0 lead in an Ironman match for the Primo Ultimo Championship. We weren't the ones who whacked your friend, Mr. Conway, so Mr. Shogun could defeat him to stay as Primo Ultimo Champion. You two were inevitably going to throw away whatever advantage you had when you challenged my clients the last time. The Age of Pain just helped you along, in the natural order of things. If it makes you feel like a big, strong hero to threaten someone like me, who isn't even competing here in ULOL, then go ahead. It still won't change the fact that my clients want those titles more than you do. And we're going to prove that, when we put those titles on the line."

Mr. Ferrer gives the signal, and the video ends.

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Jim Jackson: "Our next match pits two of ULOL's rising stars against the former Primo Ultimo champion. For Musashi Kuruma and The Masked Man, this could be their opportunity to rise to the top."

Brad Blood: "Or Shogun will eat them alive... These guys are fighting an uphill battle here tonight Jim."

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a triangle match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first Mushashi Kuruma!"

Dragon by JAM Project plays as footage from an old Japanese anime runs on the Titan Tron, the lights go dim, and fog covers the stage. Once the music starts to become more lively, the lights return to their normal brightness and Musashi runs enthusiastically to the ring through the fog, followed by a line of fireworks down both sides of the ramp, attempting (and miraculously succeeding this time) to jump into the ring through the ropes. Some people in the audience actually cheer when he does this. It seems he's getting some fans.

He takes the mic from the ref and starts up another speech.

Musashi Kuruma: "Hello there, wrestling fans! I can see some of you are starting to recognize me. That's good, very good. It means I'm doing my job well, right? Well, that's not why we're here today. We're here today because you all want to see me wrestle two men at once, in a three-way match. But not just any three-way match, no, tonight I'm going to be wrestling The Masked Man again...as well as Shogun, who I've never met before now, but he's got a very impressive track record, so I'm sure it'll be an exciting match. Well, what do you guys think about it? Wanna see some wrestling?"

A much larger portion of the crowd starts cheering now, making it obvious that this is exactly what they want to see.

Musashi Kuruma: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Now, I know The Masked Man pulled a pretty dirty trick at the end of my last match, but I'm willing to bygones be bygones, and that doesn't have anything to do with my religion not allowing me to seek revenge for petty things like that. Nothing to do with it at all. Now Shogun, well, someone like him has to be a dinosaur or something to have strength like that. But know this! I have overcome my fear of reptiles, and no dinosaur will ever beat me in anything less than a fair fight! Buddha guides my path, and judo guides my fighting instinct! I'm ready for anything!"

Some more cheering as Musashi gives the ref his mic back and heads to his corner of the ring, where he prays to Buddha until the start of the match.

Jasmine Lee: "Introducing next, The Masked Man!"

"My Apocalypse" by Arch Enemy starts playing around the arena as The Masked Man shows at the top of the ramp with a mic in hand.

The Masked Man: "Get up and stop praying, you look like an idiot! You really think that was the worse I can do to you Musashi? That was only a little sample of what I can do! I am the best wrestler in ULOL and am a future champion here and I will show you and the other wrestlers in this match that its true!"

The Masked Man drops his mic and heads to the ring for his match.

Jasmine Lee: "Introducing last, Shogun!"

"A Victim, A Target" by Misery Signals hits the speakers. After a moment fire spouts from the entrance ramp and "The Demonic God" Shogun can be seen walking through. The familiar emotionless expression can be seen glued to the mans face as he makes his slow decent down the ramp towards the ring to the fans dismay. Soon Shogun enters the ring and takes a mic from an awaiting ring hand where where he now begins to speak. His two opponents for the night staring intently at him as he does.

Shogun: "It appears...that with each coming week my challengers simply become weaker..and weaker. I start off with a Juggernaut..and opponent that should have been worth my time..I trample him and move on to a minimal threat..crush with ease..Now I am expected to go into a match with two men who I have never even really heard of outside of the roster list.."

Shogun stares down the two men he will be facing in a moment no emotions can be detected as if that is a surprise by now.

Shogun: "The two of you stand in this ring tonight..in the biggest match of your separate careers..a chance to beat a legend! A chance to defeat the FIRST Primo Ultimo champion in the history of this company!"

Shogun lets out a small smirk before going on.

Shogun: "Though even with the CHANCE of beating a man such as myself..The two of you have no hope of success..I will not be holding myself back tonight. I will fight the two of you just as I will fight Alexander Conway at the PPV. Where I WILL destroy him and return the title back to its rightful owner!"

The smirk leaves Shoguns face as quickly as it entered

Shogun: "Please understand that what I am going to do to the two of you tonight is strictly business..I refuse to let myself lose to such low level talent while I have a title match to get ready for! So consider yourselves my warm up and get ready for the beatings of your respective lives for I shall have no mercy upon either of you!"

Shogun: "No one can save you. There is no escape. Now is the time for you to either show what you are truly made of...or fade into obscurity like Conway will after I am through with him..The choice is yours. Get ready!"

Shogun throws the mic out of the ring and gets into position for the coming match.

Jim Jackson: "All three men are in the ring and it looks like they are ready to go at each others' throats."

Brad Blood: "I still predict that the one doing the throat tearing will be our former champ Shogun. Still who knows someone else may get lucky."

Jasmine Lee: "The referee for this match is Jack B. Nimble. LET THE LUNACY BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson: "And there's the bell! Right off the bat we get a three-way brawl! Fists are flying everywhere."

Brad Blood: "This is great! Wait! Musashi just stunned The Masked Man with a solid right! A back elbow also stuns the former champ!"

Jim Jackson: "Belly to belly suplex by Kuruma and Shogun goes down! The Masked Man turns around... Masked gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Kuruma and also goes down!"

Brad Blood: "Shogun rolls back to his feet. Kurama charges in... Shogun ducks a clothesline attempt. Kurama bounces back on the ropes and runs back..."

Jim Jackson: "Right into a Gut buster by Shogun, Kuruma hits hard!"

Brad Blood: "Uh-oh, the former champ does not see The Masked Man behind him. He gets spun around..."

Jim Jackson: "The Masked Man DDTs Shogun. He hooks the leg!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Brad Blood: "Shogun gets a shoulder up! Shogun fights his way back to his feet. The Masked Man gets a good right in!"

Jim Jackson: "Musashi Kuruma sneaks up behind Shogun... Hard impact russian legsweep by Kuruma. Kuruma backsteps out of a European uppercut attempt."

Brad Blood: "Irish whip by Kuruma sends The Masked Man to the ropes. The Masked Man ducks a clothesline attempt. Shogun gets up... DOUBLE TEAM!!!"

Jim Jackson: "Shogun and The Masked Man whip Kuruma into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Kuruma goes down!"

Brad Blood: "Shogun turns on The Masked Man ending their short-lived alliance!"

Jim Jackson: "Chokeslam by Shogun and The Masked Man is down! Wait! Kuruma is back on his feet. Uranage sends Shogun to the canvas! Spear from The Masked Man takes Musashi Kuruma down!"

Brad Blood: "Here comes Shogun and lifts The Masked Man in fireman carry... Wait! Hard elbows to Shogun's head allows The Masked Man to slip down!"

Jim Jackson: "Shogun takes a headbutt from The Masked Man. Musashi Kuruma gets up... The Masked Man also headbutts him!"

Brad Blood: "Wait! It's The Masked Man who is seeing stars after that headbutt! Musashi Kuruma seems to have the harder head of the two. Shogun is up..."

Jim Jackson: "Shogun nails Kuruma with a German suplex! The Masked Man takes Shogun down with a clothesline! The Masked Man misses a big legdrop and Shogun takes advantage."

Brad Blood: "Irish whip sends The Masked Man to the ropes... Shogun charges in after him... MASSIVE CLOTHESLINE SENDS THE MASKED MAN OVER THE TOP ROPE!"

Jim Jackson: "The Masked Man lands hard outside! Musashi Kuruma gets up and tries to take Shogun by surprise. Shogun slips out of a bodyslam attempt. Hard impact russian legsweep by Shogun. Shogun drives Musashi Kuruma into the corner. Shogun lifts Musashi Kuruma up into into the air in a half nelson and then into a backdrop position before slamming Musashi Kuruma down to a sitting position, slamming the back of his neck to the canvas executing a Demonic Sacrifice! Shogun hooks the leg!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two! Three!"

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match via pinfall, Shogun!"

Brad Blood: "Aha! I was right! Shogun wins the match."

Jim Jackson: "Still both Musashi Kuruma and The Masked Man showed great skills tonight. This match could have really gone either way."

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The scene started with Taufik walking around the park in Singapore doing what Mr.Manolo asked him to train on. As he is training his stamina, he stumbles upon a familiar place. A place that he remember very well as he slowly walk to the familiar place, it has a small cage that only fits two people as though they are sparring. While he is looking at the cage, Taufik’s minds started to playback a piece of his memory, the memory still feels like he is in that time. He was seated in the chair with his buddies and their girlfriends. Taufik at that time wasn’t the Taufik he is now as he is the bullied one. One of the friend then started to talk to him.

Friend No.1: "Hey Taufik, how bout a sparring session. Come on Taufik."

Taufik: "No man. I’m sorry, I can’t do that man. I am not a fighter and you are just trying to impress your girl."

After some persuasion from the guy. Taufik agreed to spar with his friend. Before he started sparring with Taufik, another friend of Taufik stated the rules and condition of the game. They both agree that the first person who take down their opponent 3 times wins. To the surpriseof everybody, Taufik actually takes his friend down twice in the row. Some of their friends were even betting that his friend will win the fight.

Friend No.2: "Man I didn’t know that Taufik can actually be able to pull this off, I have to do something about this or else I lose my money damn."

Friend No.2 actually brought a weapon. A weapon that Taufik always use and even brings to the ring if he has to. It’s was a Singapore Cane. Friend No.2 quietly slide the Singapore Cane in and as Taufik is going to take him down for the third time, Friend No.1 strikes Taufik square in the face and Taufik goes down. But it doesn't stop Friend No.1 as he keep striking Taufik with the Singapore Cane till even Friend No.2 try to stop Friend No.1.

Friend No.2: "Hey man stop it man I give it to you just to strike him down once only not to strike him multiple times. You have to stop it man."

Friend No.1: "No. I can’t do that man. He has made me a fool in front of my gal and now he has to pay for it. I don't care."

Taufik is still getting the Singapore Cane shots and it doesn't stop till they heard a patrol car coming to their way, they run off with Taufik laying in the cage. As the memory keep playing in Taufik mind, he snapped out of the memory and as Taufik is in the present times, he took a look at the cage one more time before he continue to jog as the scene fade to black

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The man known as Marcus Troy used to regularly receive visitors, asking his favor for matches, alliances and other things. He indubitably would sometimes make them wait long hours, before taking their request. It was not an uncommon sentiment among his visitors that he would make them wait for no real reason, other than because he could.

The stream of people dried up about a month ago, thanks in no small part to an odd turn of events that has left Marcus Troy in a position he isn't familiar with: that of someone who does not have final say in what is going on.

For now he sits and fumes, while dust settles on the quiet corridor leading to his office, as the people who used to come to see him no longer do so. Ironically, the man who dumped him from the GM seat himself isn't taking any visitors. This is something which probably vexes Marcus Troy greatly.

The sound of his door opening abruptly interrupts him from his stewing and revenge plotting. He stares at the man entering his office.

He is none other than the masked marvel of the ring. The one known to millions as Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing.

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing: "Hello, you flaccid mongerer of murder and genocide!"

The disguised daredevil of the wrestling world has a pail in his hands. He unceremoniously hurls its contents at Marcus' desk, narrowly missing the ex-General Manager. An awful stench can be smelled from the spilled sewage.

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing: "I hope you never get used to that smell! You will be drinking that when I get my hands on you!"

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing tosses the empty pail, again narrowly missing Troy. The masked man storms out in a humph, slamming the door behind him as he leaves.

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Felix Schwarz is standing in the middle of an abandoned warehouse. He looks more nervous than he had other meetings with a boss. Man knows that boss will arrive soon and what he will tell to the man? That he didn't found enough evidence. Boss won't like this answer. We see a car arriving in the warehouse. This time boss doesn't ask his driver to open doors he is doing that himself. And he starts to speak.

Boss: "Well I want to inform you that if you don't have good news that means I will have a bad news for you. You know I never trusted you since you stepped your foot here into this case. And I was suspicious so I was doing some investigation on my own. Some of our guys was following you and some of them were just digging around you. Let me show you some photo's. Evidence #1. You talking to the sister of Arnold "GoodFella" Bold. By the way her name is Summer. Right? Evidence #2 she gives you something is that a bribe? Well don't worry don't explain it. You will explain it to the jury.

Felix tries to say something but boss doesn't let him speak and continues to show some photo's to him.

Boss: "Well and the ace of evening is evidence #3 the photo of some guy. Well it's not that some guy. We ran this prints in the lab and it shows that this man is Felix Schwarz. THE REAL FELIX SCHWARZ! How do you explain that? Don't be so confused you look like you've seen a ghost."

From the start of this operation, Felix knew that it will end by him going to jail, he will be shot by his own men or by the cops. But he compiled all the courage that he has and pull his gun and concentrate on only to shoot his boss but he misses the shot. Suddenly you hear shots and he falls onto the ground. Felix stands up quickly and ran toward the motorcycle. Bullets start flying towards Felix's direction.

Boss: "Well what you guys waiting for catch him. Move your fat ass or you will all end up being street officers and I will find better cops. SO move it."

All officers climbed into their cars to give chase but Felix is already long gone.

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Have you always wanted a pet but is afraid that it'll destroy the furniture?

Have you always wanted a pet but do not have the time to feed and walk it?


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"Hunt You Down" by Saliva plays throughout the arena as Alexander Conway walks towards the ring for his scheduled match. Why isn't he coming out with the rest of the DWMA? He's a douche, that's why. Where were we? Ah yes, Alexander has now arrived at the ring due to my explanation. Oh, look at that, he has a microphone.

Alexander Conway: "Before anyone else comes out for this match, I would like to take this time to publicly address a certain member of the Age of Suck. I would like to call one Manolo Ferrer, a coward."

A few boos are heard as Alexander nods his head at the crowd.

Alexander Conway: "That's right, a coward. He's fine interfering in his clients' matches, but when somebody goes after him, he runs for cover. He hides behind his clients, and he refuses to step into the ring with those he has wronged. Hell, I'd tell the old man to find his balls, but I doubt that he had any to begin with. At least he has something in common with Taufik. Speaking of Taufik, I'm astounded by the faith you are showing in your clients, Mr. Ferrer! If you really thought they could defeat us, you would have accepted the challenge to be a part of this match. If you thought they could defeat us without you, you would have accepted, and then stood on the apron the entire match as they whipped us. But you didn't. Oh no, you wussed out, which means, you know your half-brained clients can't get the job done without you making a mockery out of the wrestling business on the outside."

Alexander frowns and shakes his head as he continues.

Alexander Conway: "Manolo....Manolo....Manolo. You know, I used to have some respect for you. You were the manager of champions, you had managed guys to victory and looked impressive doing it. But now, I realize that you are nothing more than a coward. The manager of champions, you are not. No, you are the manager of a group of cowards, who have to use you and each other to gain advantages to win matches. Manolo, you are an embarrassment. How about you stay in the back tonight, and do the only other thing you excel at....kissing the GM's ass."

Alexander tosses the microphone out of the ring as "Corroded Dreams" by Ride The Sky begins blasting on the PA system.

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Oriental music starts playing on the background as smoke covers the mouth of the entrance tunnel. Suddenly out leaps Nao Fook Mi wearing a short cheongsam. Her newly won title, the ULOL Campeón no Masculino is draped over her shoulders. She quickly makes her way down entrance ramp and enters the ring. She bows and gives her respect to the crowd before bringing a mic to her lips to address the crowd.

Nao Fook Mi: "Last week, I won this title against two of ULOL's best female roster."

A loud cheer is heard. Fook Mi waits for the cheers to die down before continuing.

Nao Fook Mi: "It is my great honor to be the first ULOL Campeón no Masculino but my ambition does not stop there. My next goal is the ULOL Ligero Maximo currently held by the fiend Lucian Blackheart. If he by chance retains the title tonight against my compatriot, I would like to challenge Lucian in a match for the pay-per-view."

The crowd cheers at Fook Mi's announcement.

Nao Fook Mi: "Yet to make things interesting, this will not be a match to earn the title, instead, the LOSER of the match should VACATE his or her title."

A loud gasp is heard from the crowd.

Nao Fook Mi: "That's right, I am willing to put my newly won title on the line, the question is are you Lucian?"

The ULOL Tron lights up showing Lucian in his locker room seated on the couch.

Lucian Blackheart: "Pathetic.. This little chase you have going on. First, I made you tap for the title. Second, I pinned you to retain. How many times do I have to beat you till you understand that you're just not in my league."

A devious grin appears on Lucian's face.

Lucian Blackheart: "I think what's even more pathetic is that thing on your shoulder. You couldn't get your hands on mine so they actually had to make one for you because they felt bad for you? I don't even understand how you can call that a title."

Lucian begins to laugh.

Lucian Blackheart: "I'll tell you what.. You can have your match, but take caution. You saw what happened at my last Falls Count Anywhere match. If you would like a reference of how much of a monster I can be, you make sure you pay TBH a visit. Hopefully that wont discourage you too much though because I'd love to break your spirit while it's at it's peak."

The ULOL Tron switches off.

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A small moped sputters into the parking lot, alighting from it is ULOL's smallest superstar Little Wang. He parks the moped and leaps off of it, unwrapping his long pigtail from around his neck quickly picks up his cellphone which has been ringing all this time.

Little Wang: "Ah! Yeah I'm in the parking lot right now... What my match is about to begin? I'll make it. I'm already in my wrestling gear Fook Mi."

Little Wang slings a gym bag over his shoulders while continuing to talk to the other side of the line...

Little Wang: "Stop nagging me, it's your fault in the first place that I'm late, you had to force that special training on me in the woods then left me there without even waking me up."

Little Wang quickens his pace heading for the entrance to the building.

Little Wang: "Yes I'm sure I can handle him. Lucian Blackheart will feel the fruits of my training. You worry too much Fook Mi. Anyway if you keep nagging me I won't make it in time. See ya after the match."

Little Wang turns off his phone and heads inside as the scene fades to black.

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Jim Jackson: "The next match is a title match between Lucian Blackheart and Little Wang."

Brad Blood: "Well I can't believe how stupid the midget is, challenging Blackheart to a match? He's just looking to get himself hospitalized."

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a singles match scheduled for one fall and is for the ULOL Ligero Maximo Title! Introducing first the challenger, Little Wang!"

"Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor starts playing on the speakers as flashing multicolored lights starts flashing at the top of the entrance ramp as smoke rises from the floor. A small form suddenly bounces out of the entrance tunnel and through the smoke which is slowly clearing. The crowd looks wide-eyed at the small midget standing on top of the entrance ramp with both arms in the air waving a victory sign with his fingers. The midget runs down the ramp and scampers into the ring.

Jasmine Lee: "Introducing next, he is the current and reigning ULOL Ligero Maximo, Lucian Blackheart!"

The arena lights turn purple and start to flicker. "Kill Everybody" by SKRILLEX blasts through the arena speakers as the arena fills with purple smoke. Purple and white spotlights scatter around the arena and then shines on and follow Lucian Blackheart as he makes his way to the ring posing and interacting with the fans.

Jim Jackson: "Lucian Blackheart himself is not a big man but when fighting Little Wang, we can't help but compare them to David and Goliath."

Brad Blood: "Anyone fighting Little Wang can be considered Goliath..."

Jasmine Lee: "The referee for this match is Don Q. Hotte. LET THE LUNACY BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson: "There's the bell and right off the bat Little Wang scampers between Blackheart who tries to grab a hold of the midget. Little Wang hits a rolling kick on Blackheart. Flying cross body off the top rope! Blackheart goes down!"

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two..."

Brad Blood: "Blackheart tosses Little Wang to the other side of the ring. Little Wang doesn't have the strength to pull off a pinfall at this point."

Jim Jackson: "Blackheart blocks a punch from Little Wang. Blackheart hits a back kick. Wang is down."

Brad Blood: "Blackheart picks Little Wang up. He brings Little Wang to the corner... AND TIES LITTLE WANG'S PIGTAILS UNTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!"

Jim Jackson: "Wang gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Blackheart proceeds to use Little Wang who is still dangling on the turnbuckles as a punching bag!"

Brad Blood: "Oh man, Little Wang is getting hammered! The ref steps in and stops the assault! BOO!!! KILLJOY!!!"

Jim Jackson: "The ref untangles Little Wang's pigtails from the turnbuckles."

Brad Blood: "Little Wang is free to attack again!"

Jim Jackson: "The match starts again. Little Wang springboards from the second rope... Blackheart catches him! Blackheart DDTs Little Wang. Pin!"

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two..."

Brad Blood: "Shoulder up at the last second. Little Wang is still in the match!"

Jim Jackson: "Wang takes a vertical suplex! Blackheart going for overkill climbs to the top of the ring post... Blackheart leaps!"

Brad Blood: "Blackheart misses Little Wang! Little Wang slips out from under Blackheart as he is bearing down on him!"

Jim Jackson: "Wang has the initiative again... He leaps on the second rope... Springboard! Wang hits a high kick on Lucian Blackheart. Little Wang goes for the cover!"

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two..."

Brad Blood: "Blackheart kicks out! Little Wang tenaciously attacks Blackheart!"

Jim Jackson: "Little Wang with an enziguri. Little Wang sure can leap up very high. Little Wang for the pin..."

Brad Blood: "Blackheart kicks out! Little Wang can't seem to keep Blackheart down!"

Jim Jackson: "Driven DDT by Little Wang. Little Wang strikes Blackheart. Little Wang goes for another springboard attack... Blackheart intercepts him in mid-air with a dropkick!"

Brad Blood: "Little Wang goes flop! Lucian Blackheart furiously slaps Little Wang around. Wang tries to fight back..."

Jim Jackson: "Blackheart continues pounding on Little Wang! He knees Little Wang on the head! Little Wang is in trouble. Lucian Blackheart whips the opponent to the turnbuckle following through with a leaping shining wizard. Lucian Blackheart then springboards off the second rope and kicks the opponent in the temple executing a deathly Four of a Kind!"

Brad Blood: "Little Wang is down! Blackheart for the pin!"

Don Q. Hotte: "One! Two! Three!"

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match and STILL the ULOL Ligero Maximo Champion! Lucian Blackheart!"

Jim Jackson: "A valiant effort by Little Wang but he just couldn't take down Lucian Blackheart. Little Wang leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Lucian Blackheart comes running as well, and Wang gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. That was uncalled for!"

Brad Blood: "Little Wang has nothing left in him yet Lucian Blackheart just won't stop pounding on Little Wang! WAIT! IT'S NAO FOOK MI! FOOK MI RUSHES TO SAVE HER FRIEND! Fook Mi and Blackheart start exchanging blows..."

Jim Jackson: "Officials finally come out to separate the two... There seems to be some bad blood brewing... I guess this is just a prelude to the PPV."

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The cameras catch Manolo Ferrer looking at one of the TV monitors set up backstage. He is watching Primo Ultimo Champion Alexander Conway cutting a promo on him. Once Conway finishes his promo, Mr. Ferrer turns slightly to look at the camera trained on him.

Manolo Ferrer: "That's an insecure man you see running me down. When all else fails, start accusing people of cowardice."

He doesn't sound perturbed at all by Conway's comments. He turns fully to face the camera.

Manolo Ferrer: "I'm a manager, Mr. Conway. It's my job to see to it that my clients' interests are promoted to the best of my abilities. As you have seen, I'm good at it. Call me a coward all you want, but I suspect you're just saying that, because your own side's attempts at teamwork have only been slightly more impressive than the New York Knicks. After all, it was the DWMA who helped you lose your first shot at Mr. Shogun. And they've been pretty consistent in mucking things up for themselves, and I guess by extension, mucking things up for you."

Mr. Ferrer shrugs indifferently.

Manolo Ferrer: "I'm surprised you want to accuse the Age of Pain of playing the numbers game. You needed Mr. Jack Johnson's help to eliminate Mr. Shogun from that title match. And you clearly like the idea of having your own posse to run with, otherwise you'd have turned away the DWMA by now. In a nutshell, all your raging only obscures one plain truth: you wish I was your manager."

Mr. Ferrer walks off, then peeks back into the frame.

Manolo Ferrer: "I'm sure you'll deny it. But I know that you know that you'd like to have one."

A ring tone interrupts Manolo Ferrer.

Manolo Ferrer: "Excuse me."

The manager of the Age of Pain steps out.

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The scene opens in the locker room of Age of Pain. They are celebrating their win against those competitors from Dancing with The Stars. Everybody forgot fact that Taufik didn't win his match but that doesn't matter right now. Arnold "GoodFella" Bold and his sister Summer with a friend, companion and partner Felix Schwarz. They all drinking champagne despite fact that Manolo doesn't allow any alcohol beverages when they are in the arena. But this time there is an exception to this rule. Well that's what Arnold thinks.

Arnold "GoodFella" Bold: "So tell me Felix what do you feel? Because I feel smell of victory and the feeling is so good. I can't even imagine how to describe it. I feel like I'm on the top of the mountain and nothing can reach me."

GoodFella is filling another glass with champagne and tastes it.

Taufik then walks in to the room with his trusty Singapore Cane and Pepsi in each hand respectively, then he look at his buddies. With his lost against Shogun last week he shakes his head and drinks his Pepsi, he started to speak.

Taufik: "Guys, I know that I lost but still, congrats on you guys on retaining the title. Well now we have to focus on other things like those DWMA. We need to teach them a lesson that we are the the best stable around here and it will be that way."

Taufik looks at both Arnold and Felix as he awaits for either one of them to answer

Summer Bold felt like Taufik haven't seen her or didn't want to see her. It was first time when someone ignored her and it made her unhappy. She didn't show that, but she felt something inside her that this man is dangerous and is hiding something.

Summer Bold: "Wait a minute just "Guys"? I didn't think that you are so rude with women. Taufik well let's say that you are now not basking in glory like my brother is and Felix here. However, you are completely right about these DWMA guys. They are they talk about Age of Pain with disrespect and that is unacceptable. Disrespecting my brother means disrespecting me and I hate being disrespected."

She smiles and drinks another gulp from her glass of champagne.

Taufik looks at Summer Bold as he didn't realized there is a lady in the room as he starts to speak

Taufik: "Hey there. I didn't know that your here Summer. How are you lady? Well as I was saying, tonight we have to show those dumb-asses known as The DWMA and put them to their place and one more thing. Alexander Conway is mine so nobody touch him alright?"

Taufik awaits for anyone in the room to reply as he goes to the refrigerator to get more Pepsi for him to drink.

There is a silence right now in the locker room of Age of Pain. When Taufik ended what he wanted to say. Nobody knows what to say right now. Nevertheless, Arnold decides to speak.

Arnold "GoodFella" Bold: "Those competitors from Dancing with The Stars are making me angry every single minute. Who do they think they are? Anyway they had their shot at the title that I'm currently holding with Felix and they lost. Where the hell is Felix by the way he was here a moment ago? He is missing again right now. I wonder where he is. However, that doesn't matter as I was saying we are champions and these two from back to the future had their chance at the gold. I know it might be that Marcus wants to get back at us. Because we left him to drown. Well, but I am just speculating here. Conway has balls to say that Taufik doesn't deserve to hold Primo Ultimo but after tonight those balls of his will be as flat as pancakes."

GoodFella put down his champagne glass and takes some grapes, which were at the table. He is putting several grapes in his mouth and waiting for his friend to reply.

It's at this point where the Age of Pain's renowned manager arrives. Manolo Ferrer is, as always, impeccably dressed in an expensive-looking suit. He exchanges pleasantries with the Age of Pain, before getting down to business.

Manolo Ferrer: "All right. I'm assuming you've been told about what our next matches are. All of you will be competing at ULOL's next pay per view. I think they decided to call it Donde Esta El Banyo."

Mr. Ferrer notes the blank looks he is getting.

Manolo Ferrer: "That name wasn't my idea. For some reason, beating the DWMA wasn't enough. We have to defend our titles against them AND the IRA at the next big show. I'll try to get the match changed, but Mr. King is hard to reach nowadays. Unless you're a bottle of Scotch."

Mr. Ferrer's expression sours as he mentions Allister King.

Manolo Ferrer: "Mr. Taufik, you're taking part in the next Boleto Dorado match. The winner receives a guaranteed shot at any of ULOL's championships. I'm assuming it'll be another battle royale, but this is the stage we will use to show the whole world what you can do. It's the right time for you to show everyone in ULOL that you deserve to be in the title picture. It's time to take what belongs to you."

Mr. Ferrer steps to the refrigerator, taking a bottle of juice.

Manolo Ferrer: "The end of March should be highlighted by the Age of Pain with our heads held high, triumphant over the rest of ULOL. Let's make it happen, gents."

He pops open his juice as he heads back out.

Manolo Ferrer: "I'm going to see if I can reach the General Manager again. Carry on."

Taufik: "Well thank you for your kind words Mr.Manolo. As I was saying, tonight Alexander will have to put his money where his mouth is as he will be involved in this match and I have to say with another Boleto Dorado ticket is up again and I am in this match, I will make sure that when I win this match, I will make sure I will cash it in on Conway when the time is right."

Taufik stops for awhile as he thinks for a moment and then continues to talk

Taufik: "Come to think of it, I don't care who is wearing the Ultimo Primo after Sunday. Whether is Shogun or Conway, they have to be careful on who they face with because I might be there waiting to put the ticket up and win that title off from either one of them."

Taufik stops as he awaits Summer Bold or Arnold to reply.

Arnold "GoodFella" Bold looks into the Taufik. He was surfing trough the channels and saw that Alexander Conway was in the ring and heading out and his words just made him very mad.

Arnold "GoodFella" Bold: "Damn that Conway well I think these three bastards just want a war, and you know what they will get a hell uva war. Saying that Manolo is a coward is not a very clever thing to do. Let's say who will laugh last at PPV Donde Esta El Banyo. Well, sister wait here until we take care of competitors from Dancing with The Stars."

Arnold "GoodFella" Bold and Taufik heads out, they open doors and see Felix Schwarz here waiting for them. They all went to the backstage area.

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Ray Kamaura and Leon Hinomoto are walking through the hallways of the ULOL. They have just arrived to the building, as evidenced by their street clothes. They both are carrying a duffle bag, presumably containing their ring gear. As they open the door to Alexander Conway's locker room, the man himself is sitting on a steel chair in the center of the room.

Alexander Conway: "So you two have finally arrived. Preparing to spend more time in the training area? Looking to wipe that defeat off? What even happened last week? You two failed to keep your eyes on the prize, and lost your chance at gold because of it. All of that time was wasted, and it wasn't even because you faced opponents that were better than you, it's because you faced a manager that was more intelligent than you. He outsmarted you two, but only because you had allowed him to do it. What's more, you two allowed him to insult you both before the match...and all you two could think to do was yell through the walls at him? You two have embarrassed yourselves across the boards recently."

Ray sets his bag down on the bench Ray takes his keys out of his pocket and puts them in his bag.

Ray Kamaura: "It's not my fault they need help to defend their belts. But never the less we are going to continue our training and tonight we will knock off the champs. Then I'm assuming that would make us Number one contenders for the PPV. If that bastard would have stayed out of our match Leon would have picked up the win. But for some reason we were given a shot at beating them tonight. The Age of Pain ends at the PPV."

Ray walked into the changing room to change into his gear. After a couple minutes he comes out and Leon goes in.

Ray Kamaura: "So are coming out to the ring with us?"

Alexander nods his head.

Alexander Conway: "Of course I am. That moron Taufik has been attempting to goad me into giving him a title shot recently. I want to give him a reason to try the same stunt twice. I want to give myself a reason to punch that silver spoon right out of his mouth. If the Age of Suck weren't such cowards, they wouldn't keep hiding behind Mr. Ferrer and their numbers."

Ray Kamaura: "I like how you think. The Age of Suck will rue the day they messed with us. I'm going to kick Mr. Ferrer's teeth down his throat if he ever gets involved again. I'm getting tired of getting screwed out of a win. I think after our match tonight we should teach the Age of "Pain" a lesson."

Alexander rubs his chin as he considers an idea.

Alexander Conway: "What if....we let Mr. Ferrer get involved? What if we let Taufik and I get involved? What if we just changed this match to a three vs. four handicap match? Then you two don't have to worry about being screwed, and we could keep an eye on all of them. Their number advantage wouldn't mean a thing because Mr. Ferrer isn't an active wrestler."

Ray chuckles

Ray Kamaura: "You are brilliant."

Zombie waltzes into Conway's locker room smiling and looks at all the men in the room.

Zombie: "What's going on bum chums? Are you all champions yet or did the Age Of Pain bring you an age of pain?"

Zombie continues to smile at the men in the locker room waiting for a response.

Ray Kamaura: "If you call all three of us getting a cane to the head. Then yes an age of pain."

Ray scowls at Zombie.

Zombie continues to smile at Ray.

Zombie: "That's too bad."

He looks to Conway and pauses for a moment.

Zombie: "Well ... the thing is I avoided all old, rickety and wooden buildings. Those buildings are a bastard to us lot! Burn too easy..."

He shakes his head in disgust just from the thought of it. He looks at Conway deep in a thought for a moment then suddenly springs back to life.

Zombie: "Anyway I heard you two talking about The Age of Pain. I would like to help but I wanna keep a low profile. I heard those villagers are still running around. Q's people have good stamina ... really good stamina ... Ran me out for a week and then ran back here when I came back. They don't give up easily. Maybe I should just kill them and be done with it."

Alexander shakes his head at Zombie.

Alexander Conway: "Don't worry about tonight and don't worry about Q. Just stay low until the Pay Per View this Sunday. You need to relax, not anger any more people, and prepare for your match, which I want you to win. I want you to win the Boleto Dorado, because I can keep an eye on you. If you have the ticket, I will at least not have to wonder if some little sneak is going to jump me and then cash in. Plus, if you ever consider cashing in on me, I'll just have to get Q's people to chase you again."

Alexander laughs a bit and goes close to nudge Zombie, but then thinks better of touching the rotting flesh.

Ray turned to face Alexander. Leon was still changing.

Ray Kamaura: "Conway will win his match. The DWMA will win ours and Zombie will win his. I'm betting that would make us the ultimate power in the ULOL. No one could stop us."

Ray begins an evil and ruthless laugh.

Zombie looks to Ray Kamaura and puts a hand on his shoulder.

Zombie: "You don't need to bet. We will know. The ULTIMATE power WILL be us! Champions and Number One Contender united for the first time in this federation's history! A stable powerhouse!"

Zombie sniffs the air and moves towards the door about to exit. He sniffs the air again and opens the door.

Zombie: "Anyway I'd better leave you two bums otherwise those villagers will get to you. I can smell them getting closer. See you fellas around."

With that said Zombie leaves the locker room and closes the door behind him.

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Jim Jackson: "Coming up next we have our main event of the evening! That's right it's a three versus three tag team match featuring The Age of Pain against The DWMA!"

Brad Blood: "With Manolo in their corner, The Age of Pain will have the slight advantage on this one."

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the main event of the evening! The following contest is a three versus three tag team match scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Alexander Conway, Leon Hinomoto and Ray Kamaura, The DWMA!"

"Hunt You Down" by Saliva blares throughtout the arena as Alexander Conway makes his way to the ring.

The lights go out and a laser show starts when "Corroded Dreams" by Ride The Sky starts blast in the arena. After 25 seconds Ray Kamaura and Leon walk slowly to the start of the ramp. Both superstars stop and the lights turn back on after lightning strikes behind them. The lasers continue as Ray and Leon slowly enter the ring. They go to different ring posts and climb them, then strike a pose. Ray and Leon move to the same side of the ring and wait for their challengers.

Brad Blood: "Here comes The DWMA, which until now I have no idea what it means."

Suddenly springing up from behind ULOL's dynamic duo announcers is the amorous masked mystery Quioaecaopedidwazahpzhing! He takes the mic from Brad Blood and shouts into it.

Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing: "The Dripping Wankers Milking Association!"

Then just as quickly he popped up, Quioaecaopedidwazhapzhing makes an exit.

Brad Blood: "What the fu..."

Jasmine Lee: "And their opponents for the evening, Arnold "GoodFella" Bold, Felix Schwarz and Taufik, The Age of Pain!"

"Fire Flame" by Birdman starts to sound, the light suddenly turns off after a few seconds it starts again and Felix and Arnold are standing in the middle of the ring and waving to their fans.

"All that Remains" started playing as Taufik walks out and pryos started to come out as he makes his way to the ring with his trusty Singapore Cane. When he reaches the ring, he raises his Singapore Cane as another set of pryos come out before he waits for his victim.

Jim Jackson: "This will be an interesting match The Age of Pain has been getting on The DWMA's nerves for weeks now. This is the chance for them to settle the score once and for all."

Brad Blood: "Manolo has also made an appearance and makes his way to The Age of Pain's corner. The scales are now slightly tipped in The Age of Pain's favor."

Jasmine Lee: "The referee for this match is Jack B. Nimble. LET THE LUNACY BEGIN!"

Jim Jackson: "And there's the bell! Alexander Conway and Felix Schwarz will be starting for their respective teams. Conway gets first strike!
Conway hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Alexander Conway hits a rolling kick on Schwarz. Schwarz is down!"

Brad Blood: "Conway drags Schwarz to their corner... Tag to Ray Kamaura. Kamaura, the biggest man in the match enters the ring. Man this guy is huge."

Jim Jackson: "Ray Kamaura with a spinning neckbreaker on Schwarz. He's not done, he picks Schwarz up... Kamaura hits a stump piledriver on Felix Schwarz! Kamaura for the cover!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Brad Blood: "Schwarz kicks out at two! Kamaura drags Schwarz to their corner. Things are looking bad for Schwarz... Tag between Ray Kamaura and Leon Hinomoto."

Jim Jackson: "The DWMA hook up Schwarz, then hit a double suplex. Beautiful double team! Schwarz staggers to his feet. Legsweep out of nowhere and again Schwarz goes down."

Brad Blood: "Schwarz seriously needs to get a tag. He's getting pummeled. Schwarz ducks a wild right hand. This could be his chance to turn things around."

Jim Jackson: "Irish whip sends Rainman to the ropes! Big backdrop on Rainman, executed well."

Brad Blood: "Schwarz takes this opportunity to go for a tag. Leon Hinomoto grabs Felix Schwarz by the leg! He tries to drag Schwarz back to the middle of the ring, Schwarz kicks free! He leaps to their corner... Tag between Felix Schwarz and Taufik."

Jim Jackson: "Tau goes to work hitting a delayed hangman's neckbreaker on Leon Hinomoto! Taufik picks Leon Hinomoto up... Death valley driver by Taufik. He hooks the leg!"

Jack B. Nimble: "One! Two..."

Brad Blood: "Rainman gets a shoulder up! That was close. Taufik is not done... Taufik quickly picks Leon Hinomoto up on his shoulders..."

Jim Jackson: "Fallaway slam by Taufik, Leon Hinomoto lays lifelessly on the canvas... Tau tags out to Arnold "GoodFella" Bold. GoodFella proceeds to work on Leon Hinomoto."

Brad Blood: "Stiff chop lights up Rainman! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! That certainly left a mark."

Jim Jackson: "Irish whip by GoodFella sends Leon Hinomoto to the ropes... Flying shoulder tackle by GoodFella sends Rainman to the mat. GoodFella tries to put Rainman to sleep with a sleeper hold..."

Brad Blood: "Rainman counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Leon Hinomoto tries to go for a tag. GoodFella tries to stop him, Leon Hinomoto slips out of GoodFella's grasp! Tag to Alexander Conway."

Jim Jackson: "The Primo Ultimo champ unloads some lethal kicks on GoodFella! Conway takes GoodFella down and tries to apply a STF!"

Brad Blood: "Taufik rushes in the ring and breaks the hold with a stomp! Leon Hinomoto flies over the top rope and takes Taufik out with a springboard dropkick!"

Jim Jackson: "Wait Manolo Ferrer distracts the referee while Felix Schwarz slips the Singapore cane to Taufik! Taufik slams the cane on Leon Hinomoto! Ray Kamaura tries to enter the ring..."

Brad Blood: "Taufik gets to him first and whacks him on the head with the Singapore cane! Taufik is going after Conway... Taufik charges in... CONWAY COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP SENDING TAUFIK FLYING!!!"

Jim Jackson: "The referee sees Taufik hurtling towards him and ducks just in the nick of time! TAUFIK CRASHES INTO MANOLO FERRER! FERRER FALLS OFF THE RING APRON AND DOWN TO THE GROUND!"

Brad Blood: "Alexander Conway hits a rolling kick on GoodFella. Conway tries to finish GoodFella off but GoodFella slips away! Tag between Arnold "GoodFella" Bold and Felix Schwarz."

Jim Jackson: "Felix Schwarz hits some punches. Conway slips out the back of a Felix Schwarz bodyslam. Atomic drop by Conway followed by a backbreaker! Schwarz can barely stand! Alexander Conway forces Felix Schwarz to the ground, catches Felix Schwarz's left arm in a leg scissor and then locks his hands over Felix Schwarz's face, pulling Felix Schwarz's head backwards executing The Prophecy!"

Brad Blood: "Schwarz is trapped with nowhere to go! GoodFella jumps in for the save... NO! HE GETS TAKEN OUT BY A SPEAR BY HINOMOTO! Schwarz is in trouble! SCHWARZ TAPS!!! HE TAPS OUT!!!"

Jasmine Lee: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the match via submission, Alexander Conway, Leon Hinomoto and Ray Kamaura, The DWMA!"

Jim Jackson: "The DWMA finally gets revenge on The Age of Pain! Taking out Manolo Ferrer proved to be the turning point in the match. The DWMA finally is able to win against The Age of Pain."

Brad Blood: "Well looks like this time The Age of Pain loses but don't count these guys out yet."

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Jim Jackson: "Another great show has ended. Tonight we saw the return of Raven Connoly."

Brad Blood: "We saw why Shogun is one of the most deadly wrestler here in ULOL."

Jim Jackson: "We saw Lucian retain his title and his rivalry with Nao Fook Mi grows exponentially."

Brad Blood: "And we also saw The DWMA actually defeat The Age of Pain."

Jim Jackson: "A great evening indeed for wrestling but this Sunday at "Donde Esta El Banyo?!" we shall see a better show so tune in folks for ULOL's PPV! See you all there! This is Jim Jackson signing off!"

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